Nevermortal

How 'bout that asshole who started a Fuck Vengeance thread?

Yes because in terms of humor, debating skills, and reading comprehension Agent of Oblivion Thumbtack CoreyLazarus416, Nevermortal I think it's impossible for Agent to dumb himself down to your level. Now, I'll give you my piss poor debating skills....because I do indeed have piss poor debating skills. But NEVER FUCKING KNOCK MY HUMOR. I'll slice your throat with a rusty sickle, you dirty mab.

All of the metal people (Corey Laz, Thumbtack, Myself, AoO) are actually the same person. Surprised?

You haven't been so amazing yourself lately either pal. Has he ever?

I swear to this day that Johnson was the guy who used to mark out for Lex Luger back in the day. I can't remember his name however.

I count Outkast & Beatles.

I love my Thanksgivings. Everyone puts away their petty grudges, shuts the fuck up, and eats them some turkey. Maybe there'll be some lively conversation too.

Change it up to NM, please. Thanks.

I count two.

Use-a the Soulseek.

Soldier by June Jordan.

PWBTS could stand for PrimadonnaWalrusesBeingTritelySassy.com. Really, I'm not trying to be a prick, although it seems like I am. It's just that some people question it when I copy and paste stuff and don't credit the site I get it from, which I actually almost always do, so I feel it unfair if I or other people dont' do the same thing with others. So that's why I said it. And if someone didn't know what PWBTS was, which is ENTIRELY possible, it wouldn't matter that it was even mentioned. Crediting the site with its web address (you don't even need the www, just the domain) is the right thing to do. Yeah, because the secret internet police are going to come into this forum and cite Dave with a violation because he didn't credit his source. What, haven't heard of the internet police? They drive dune buggies and listen to Yanni.

My ratings are based on whether or not I'd bother to watch more than 1 time. Report from the second row- I arrived during the Backseats/TWA match. Can't rate it, didn't see it. Special K v. Carnage Crew/SAT/Slugger -Slugger sucks. Badly. Keep him away from wrestling. One of the shittier scrambles. Special K tried hard but god damn Slugger sucked and the Maximos were there usual selves. 0 for 1. CM Punk v. Jimmy Rave -I really liked this match. A lot. Most didn't. The legwork was cool and it was awesome seeing the Pepsi Plunge live. 1 for 2 CM Punk v. Matt Stryker -Short and to the point. Punk's knee was shot and Stryker capitalized. I liked it. 2 for 3. Colt Cabana v. Matt Stryker -Not that good. Colt didn't dance or anything. Meh. 2 for 4. BJ Whitmer v. Matt Stryker -Not as good as their previous battle but still decent. I can understand their reasoning for not allowing them to go longer as I'm sure the FOH finals will be better. Whitmer got put over as a monster with a huge exploder right on the injured Stryker's noggin. 3 for 5. Intermission- I didn't feel like getting up so I bullshitted with other people around me. SWB & April Hunter v. The Outcast Killaz -Decent tag but I wouldn't watch a second time. None of them do anything for me. 3 for 6. Xavier v. John Walters -GREAT FUCKING HEAT! Everyone was just ripping the shit out of Xavier. Match was good too. Walters juiced at the end. I can't wait for their rematch. 4 for 7. The Briscoes v. The Prophecy -Awesome and long tag match which had some slow parts but was great all around. Both teams work well together and you can tell that the Briscoes have a long future in wrestling. 5 for 8. AJ Styles v. Samoa Joe -THE MOTHERFUCKING BOMB DIGGITY. Tremendous match. The near fall with the Styles Clash blew the roof off the fucking joint. Both guys were on their A game tonight. Finish kinda sucked though. I wish Joe had a better choke move than the Rear Naked Choke....it always deflates the crowd. Which sucks because this match ruled it. Joe did a great promo after the match. 6 for 9. Barbed Wire Intermission w/ Interview- I didn't really pay attention, opting to continue bullshitting with friends (and stiffer enemies). Homicide v. Steve Corino -CZW be damned....this was the most violent match I've ever seen. PERIOD. When Homicide shoves a fork into Corino's ear and jams it in, ITS ULTRA-VIOLENCE, BABY. The spots were crazy-go-nuts including an Exploder Suplex into a Barbed Wire Table, Catapult into Barbed Wire, Monkey Flip into Barbed Wire, and an ending I won't soon forget....a chokeout with the wire. Simply fucking awesome. I wouldn't dare compare it to their 8/16 match because quite frankly, they're different animals. This is a blood marks' wet dream. 7 for 10. With only three meh matches.....this show gets a thumbs up from me. Minor Notes- *I noticed CoreyLaz during the barbed wire match but quite frankly I didn't feel like going over and saying hi when I was seeing a man being forked in the ear. Sorry C-Laz. I said Fuck Jeff Jarrett for you to AJ though. *Waited outside for wrestlers for over 45 minutes freezing my ass off. Saw Dan Maff, The Outcast Killaz, Ref Garry (awesome guy), Ref Hansen (fucking hillarious), Dunn & Marcos, Xavier, Homicide....and then THE GROUP. Oh yes. Traveling in one car was what I'd like to call "The Group of Awesome McCools". AJ Styles, Colt Cabana, Christopher Daniels, and Samoa Joe. Talked to everyone of them and shook their hands. Truly nice guys. All of them personally thanked us for coming to the show. Also, I saw CM Punk ribbing Matt Stryker. Apparently they were riding together and Stryker must've walked around the parking lot like three times looking lost. Punk shows up in his car laughing at him. Oh CM Punk, that prankstah.

1. Angle/Benoit (RR 2003) 2. Angle/Lesnar (WM XIX) 3. Jericho/Michaels (WM XIX) 4. Cena/Angle (No Mercy) 5. Guerrero/Benoit (Vengeance) 6. Angle/Taker (Smackdown) 7. Angle/Lesnar (Iron Man, Smackdown) 8. Angle/Lesnar (Summerslam) 9. Team Austin v. Team Bischoff (Survivor Series) 10. Team Lesnar v. Team Angle (Survivor Series) So, I guess my MVP is Kurt Angle.

My manager says to me today.. "Card anyone trying to buy Manhunt. Anyone, I don't care if they're 95." Apparently there's been some angry mothers coming in to stores around me bitching about idiot Game Advisors selling fucking Manhunt to children.

I knew a Barbed Wire match in a middle school would never fly.

Terribly.

It can't be legit. It looks like he gets like the P Wing whenever he jumps

No guys, WCW is really back! The show's being headlined by Roadblock v. Ice Train in a 2/3 Falls Match.

I want to be Neverfuckingmortalfuckfuck

Online gaming is overrated.

2 discs of Slayer's greatest hits/rarities/Japanese tracks 1 disc of rarities 1 live DVD with performances throughout Slayer's career 1 disc of a live concert with Dave Lombardo in 2002, in the fucken BLOOD PACK 3 Foot High Slayer Eagle Wall Banner Backstage Laminate 60 page booklet Packaged in an Ammo Box. God.....I so fucking need this. 90 bucks. I think I might break the bank here.

He was in Cabin Fever most recently.

The 50$ one only has the greatest hits, rarities, and DVD.

Yeah, that's what I meant. I haven't seen it in a few years. Hillarious shit. Big Flame's fat and they put him in a pink tube top.