Nevermortal

Saw this one coming.

They should be brought in as bumbling idiots from Planet Stasiak. Yes, we've all experienced the mirth and merriment of the Tomko/Fertig thread, but let us press on. I thought the tattoo was getting to be the defining characteristics of certain WWE guys... One of Brock's trademark things is his giant back tattoo, as is Goldberg's tribal design. I say stop this ink discrimination; tattoos rule. Also, I guess this kinda rules out CM Punk ever going to the WWE, eh?

Yet one of their newest callups.....either Fertig or Tomko has his entire upper body covered in ink.

The Hoss Gauntlet John Heidenreich v. Kane v. Undertaker v. Nathan Jones v. Matt Morgan v. Bradshaw v. Albert v. Bill "Future Main Event Material" DeMott v. Batista v. Mark Henry

LOL, I have no idea why my name got thrown in there, but thanks, Mr. Piss. Mr. Piss. Gold.

Any one of the colors from Reservoir Dogs. Or maybe even that asshead Seymore Scagnetti.

Have you even heard an AFI song besides "Girl's Not Grey" (which is undoubtedly one of their most 'poppy' songs)?

Any links ? Much like the meaning of life, you must search for yourself, grasshoppa.

Check places like Sledgehammer, IRC, and newsgroups.

Whoa, take it to NHB.

*Nevermortal plays as Jericho and faces HHH in a regular Exhibition match while hearing Meltzer say "HHH will win the title back from Jericho at Wrestlemania after Jericho had to clean up dog crap on Raw" in 2002*. Don't you think something like that would distract you and you'd end up losing if you were playing on Expert difficulty? Nope. Its just background noise. And I never, ever played as the premade wrestlers....always made custom guys.

Yoink. ITS TRUE! I'M NOT GAY~!

Oh Jesus Banky, shuteth the fuck uppeth. You're bitching is so mid-2003.

Oh no, now a guy with a hook for a hand is going to stalk Book.

If you think about it, the penis is a much more visually pleasing sight to behold. A vagina is a weird hairy clam thing. And AoO, people can actually live for days with knife blades in their skull, I've seen Ripley's. So.. NAHF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graves era Misfits reminds me of some sort of weird 80's metal band tossed into a blender with the real Misfits. AFI sounds nothing like that.

Honestly, I didn't see this coming until a few years down the road. But, thank you Nick Mondo. Thanks for every bump you took, every light tube that you smashed, and every match that you wrestled in (except for that mixed tag, but we'll just forget that). I'll be getting his DVD ASAP. So, this makes 2 winners of the TOD that have subsequently retired. I know Wifebeaters coming back but I doubt its for anything long term. This doesn't bode well for TOD3's champion, if there even is a TOD3.

He'll have to pay by becoming the BIG RED DISHWASHING MACHINE!!! "Damn you Shane, this marsala sauce is a bitch to get off!" [Raises arms and water sprays out of four posts]

Shane, you should've stuck him with the bill, you fucking idiot.

Evidently Stan Hansen is eating in the table behind Kane.

If Kane was trying to prevent a McMahon offspring, well then he's the fucking face in this feud as far as I'm concerned. "Kane, try the Veal Putanesca. Bella!"

"Here Kane, have some garlic bread."

After the dinner, they're going dancing, and then a movie.

So much for the Orton push. Looks like its all on Batista now.

I really shouldn't be knocking low vocals seeing as I enjoy Darkthrone and what not, but still.....The Strokes are ghey, and I have no concrete evidence to back that up, so I'll just sit here and champion one of my favorite bands, AFI. Champion indeed, chaps.