Nevermortal

Here's hoping that next week we get some Schwetti Weiners and Schwetti Balls with Alec.

Nobody would buy Batista v. Goldberg as the main event. But then again, Vince-Taker is probably going on last so it doesn't matter.

....for some reason, that doesn't look right. No.....no, it doesn't. I'd still hit it, though. And then your penis would turn green and fall off Then it would gallop away into the sunset to populate a western ghost town with its seed.

RIP John Heidenreich's Career

Has Homicide ever missed a ROH show?

I believe the first gurlfriend journal was 100% legit, however.

The talents may get preferential treatment when it comes to US indy dates, but almost all of them who get booked in Japan will always take the Japan date over the ROH date (and really, who wouldn't?). But then again, the cancellations aren't always bad as Dragon-London's 2/3 falls match came from Low Ki cancelling.

Mr. Slave is the best new character since Timmy.

They're famous for being rich and going to trendy Hollywood parties and movie premieres.

Does Cro Cop still work for an Anti-Terrorism group or is he fully concentrated on MMA nowadays?

Yeesh, did you see the fat guy in an ARMY t-shirt in the Lita thing? There's a reason why they make XXL.

THat's easy Book, BOOKWORMS!

Coach's Corrections are hillarious.

U don't like the sound of AJ vs. Lynn? Its been done to death.

I find it funny that the tour is being called "Back 2 Basics", yet all the tickets are 35 bucks a pop.

Raw 2 was pretty crappy. For instance, I was in a never-ending feud with Crash Holly, Torrie Wilson, and Chris Nowinski despite having a 95 popularity. I also hated the fact that when a run in happened, the exact opposite effect would result. IE: Crash runs in, I expect him to destroy me, yet he helps me win. The entrance editor wasn't especially useful to me since I'm not a fan of flashy entrances.

Tremaine's in with Steve-O & Pontius. Steve-O & Pontius seem to have branched off on their own. Knoxville (the true weak link in the show, in my opinion), is acting. Ehren, Dave England, and Preston seem to have dropped off the face of the earth. Wee Man is doing some extreme sports show on Fox Sportsnet.

A pre-wrap is like a thin strip of material akin to gauze, but thinner. It keeps you from ripping your hair the fuck out when taking off the tape.

That would've been the perfect night to pull the trigger on a Test mega-push, because he could've gotten serious babyface heat after the wedding.

Do you guys think this is pretty much the last hurrah for the IWA:MS?

What's the movie that the the show is spun off of?

20 or 25, not including shipping.

So what's the moral of this story? Anyone who starts the South Park thread gets banned?

Those results: SHOCKING But seriously, Ian v. Mickie?

Show? The Hilton sisters? "The Simple Life": Paris and some other rich bitch living on a farm in Arkansas.