Nevermortal

Sarge (from WCW) v. Tazz in a 50 foot ladder match

You know, I figured after he pretty much killed Miss Elizabeth (What, Confidential isn't truthful?), he'd never get work again. But I guess Dutch proved me wrong. I feel like shooting him in the testes with a BB gun, much like in the movie which shares his name.

Kamala v. A Raging Yak

The UGS is gay, anyway. Meaning, its bad. Not gay as in homosexual.

Its the Dames' cabana boy that he keeps out back. He gave him a mod account in exchange for pool cleansing services.

You're an idiot they never wrestled in a one on one match in NWA-TNA. Know your fucking facts. I never said they wrestled one on one in TNA, moron. They've wrestled there in tag bouts w/ XXX vs. Dlo/AJ. Who's the idiot now? Actually, you, because you never said anything, you basically just copied and pasted some other guys' news, much like all your other posts. What are u talking about? Everything in this thread that I posted was in my own news. Frank Iadevia (sp?) posted some short three or something sentence paragraph on JAPW.net about the match. I took what he said, put it in my own words, and gave my thoughts on it. Face it - the moron, SteveFranchise, was wrong in the first place and you're wrong that the above paragraph wasn't in my own words b/c it in fact was. But what are you saying that's of note? Nothing, that's what. I could get this news anywhere else. Why do I need to see it here. Don't be a shill. The guy in the puro folder called you out on the same thing and he's right. yeah, pimp the event if you so desire, but have something to say for fuck's sake.

Here's a list of my injuries 8 years old = Broken right ring finger (pee-wee basketball) 12 years old = Sprained left middle finger (a game of dodgeball gone awry) 16 years old = Broken right thumb, sprained right middle finger (falling down the stairs the day before Thanksgiving) 17 years old = Ingrown big toenails on both feet, infection leading to minor surgery where I had 3 needles stuck through each toe and my toenail unceremoniously yanked and shaven to proportions that are weird. There ya'll go. Also, I had some minor cuts from some backyard wrestling gone awry. So, advice to the backyarders out there, don't do it, and especially don't do it if your opponent proposes a 'Christmas Ornament Death Match'.

Sounds like somebody shit in their cereal. MUNG.

But as we all know from Moe Syzlak, they don't let ya do that no more.

Well I heard the radio single from this album and its a cover of Bad Company's "Feel Like Makin' Love", and oh fucking boy was it ever crap. Nay, it was the crap of the crap of the crap of the crap.

I loooooove Viva La Bam, but then again I'm a huge CKY mark. Wildboyz had a shitty first episode but the second one was hillarious, especially the Salmon Egg Fertilization.

You're an idiot they never wrestled in a one on one match in NWA-TNA. Know your fucking facts. I never said they wrestled one on one in TNA, moron. They've wrestled there in tag bouts w/ XXX vs. Dlo/AJ. Who's the idiot now? Actually, you, because you never said anything, you basically just copied and pasted some other guys' news, much like all your other posts.

Weirdest dream I ever had: I go to some graveyard, and for some reason I pick up a random girl (yeah, graveyards are real pick up spots) and take her back to my mansion (!). We end up fucking, and afterwards I go to take a shower, but nothing comes out except black slime, followed by copious amounts of blood. She then comes into the shower and asks me where the Cheerios are. I'm fucked up.

Make sure to put on a pre-wrap before you tape up or its going to suck removing the tape.

Yeah, too bad he's an overall asshole.

Max Payne 2, THUG, and the GTA 2 pack are the only games I need to be happy.

The tough of the track With the wind And the rain that's beating down on Your back Your heart's beating loud And goes on getting louder And goes on even more 'til the Sound is ringing in your head With every step you tread And every breath you take Determination Makes you run never stop Got to win got to run 'til you drop Keep the pace hold the race Your mind is getting clearer You're over half way there But the miles they never seem to end As if you're in a dream Not getting anywhere It seems so futile Run on and on Run on and on The loneliness of the long distance runner I've got to keep running the course I've got to keep running and win at All costs I've got to keep going be strong Must be so determined and push myself on Run over stiles across fields Turn to look at who's on your heels Way ahead of the field The line is getting nearer but do You want the glory that goes You reach the final stretch Ideals are just a trace You feel like throwing the race It's all so futile So, what did Bruce and the gang do here? "Say, we've got a song about some ghouls and ghosts, a song about some sort of warrior-king, a song about war....What the hell are we gonna do for the last song?" "How about a song about Cross Country track?" "Oi! That's great! Let's go get piss'd!"

Quitting posting in this folder is a little silly just because someone disagrees with you.

Copies?

ICEBERG SUCKS. Get the fuck over it.

Did I mention that I absolutely frickin' LOVE the Spanky/London team?

BAM~! YAKUZA KICK!

I think they should make shit interesting and put B-Boy over Rave so we have a HI-V EXPLODES~! Iron Man match.

No, but it's not exactly unknown either, since they showed off all his robbery conviction shit in the buildup to WrestleMania. Why they chose to air that dirty laundry on TV, I don't have a fucking clue. They used it to weave a nice cinderella story that they paid off fully. ...... Oh wait, no, HHH just pedigreed him back to the midcard and singlehandedly mocked an entire race. WOO!

Peut-etre le plus faible, mais le plus sexy. *Goes to hit Sylvain with a chair, but turns and hits Government employee Dr. Tom with it instead* Jerry "The Dames" Lawler: No! He turned his back on America! I'm EN FUEGO~!