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Shut it up. Shut it up yous.

Ok, so let's take stock here. Spanky & Paul London have been teaming in dark matches and house shows. Smackdown is lacking any real good tag teams right now with one half of TWGTT being gone, Los G's seemingly on a temporary run, Bashams & APA sucking the grand dick, and the FBI being forgotten about. And they put one half of the tag team in a match with someone that's sure to kill any momentum he has right out of the starting gate. Oh yeah Vince. RAISE THAT ROOF. If Spanky doesn't run in and save London for revenge, all hope is lost. Abandon ship.

Oh mother fuck.

"Crushing Belial" "Stepping Outside the Circle" "A Fire in Babylon" "Thoughts Without Words" Those are some good ones.

ZACK MALIBU~!

I Drink Cat's Milk

Fuck, I've always wanted to write for the site but now's just not the week for me... I'll wait 'til the next go around.

REVIEW WCW THUNDER! How come this guy reviewed WCW Thunder but not Scotsman?

Fuck Buffy. Someone make a "Fuck Buffy" banner, NOW.

A very capable girl wrestler out of California. You can find tons of her APW and Arsion matches on Clickwrestle as well as a few of her promo videos. Any girl that throws a forearm like that holds a special place in my heart. http://www.cheerleadermelissa.com

Well, at least we know that Mark Henry's slingin' a big one. Did we want to know that?

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I finally broke down and bought me a cell phone. Nokia 3390 because its cheap and somewhat reliable, and I've already programmed Hulk Hogan's theme in as my ring tone. Quick, someone fetch me some Death Metal ringtones. Nyow!

I've got me a new Indy girl obsession: Cheerleader Melissa I think she's hotter than Alexis, and any chick that can throw a forearm like that wins my heart.

Damn, my job gets off at 8. I should try and work overtime.... Goldberg v. Mark Henry makes the baby Jesus cry.

How about Lightning FLIK to get that Tracy Flick effect from "Election".

I'm not gay, I'm not gay, but reading this thread has made me gay.

I assume we can use any TNA guy they've used in the past providing they haven't signed with the WWE, right? Well, FUUUUUUCK Storylines. Main Event: Hogan v. Jarrett Round Robin: AJ Styles v. Chris Daniels, AJ Styles v. Low Ki, Low Ki v. Chris Daniels Raven v. CM Punk in a Street Fight (Punk turns on him prior to that night) Michael Shane v. Teddy Hart for the X Division Title Swinger/Diamond v. AMW Kid Kash v. Juventud Guerrera v. Chris Sabin v. Frankie Kazarian v. Jerry Lynn v. Elix Skipper

Real American! And yes, it'll be my signature ring...so when you hear Hogan, think me, just not with the orange tan...

It's not blind hatred- If she makes me laugh- I'll make note of it. Like how I pointed out Horatio making me laugh with Vasquez. No. No. ::ducks Ripper:: Sadly Lorne agrees with you I don't think I've seen a Maya Rudolph skit when I haven't laughed. Donatella Versace = Certain laughs. On another note, Keenan's Cosby was awesome.

Once again, Barron's blind Maya Rudolph hatred makes the baby Jesus cry. SHE'S FUNNY, HOT, AND YOU ALL KNOW IT~!

Ugh. So how long until AJ drops the belt? I'm giving him until the end of the month. Fucken TNA....

Barron, how come there's like a hundred pages of crap and like three pages of SNL review?

Josh & Tazz rule at commentary. "Noble was right on his neck, his griddle. You know, like a turkey griddle." "I like the McGriddle." "I'm not Irish."