Nevermortal

[Views Basham Brothers promo] Oh....my......god.

"Wax on, or wax off?" "That's a very personal question." I swear, every time that segment airs, it tops the previous ones with GUSTO.

Best Outside the Ropes....ever.

"The Nut Butter Swindler" WTF??!?!

The Backseat Boyz are now officially the kings of Philadelphia tag wrestling, and I for one am quite happy about that.

They just mentioned Strike Force and the Powers of Pain. Tazz + Josh Mathews > Any Other Commentary Team Ever

Wow, they mentioned OMEGA.

Tajiri getting interviewed by Funaki is gonna be cra-hazy.

The host of the Joe Schmo show looks like Todd Pettengill.

That was so circa 1980's Superstars. I loved it.

23. In between a Colin and a Bush.

Yes, yes I would. And yes, I do like some power metal. Sonata Arctica, Manowar, Hammerfall, Yngwie are all good to me. But how dare you blaspheme against the King? The King is great. Mercyful Fate is better though.

Well I've hoped they watched their fair share of the Simpsons to know what their true fate is if they keep oppressing dolphins.

Incandenza's Incan Warriors from the Planet X

*scratches taint and leaves*

I vote for no moderation. I also vote for the reinstatement of NUNZIO F'N CARDOZO! Make it happen.

Well, I voted for you, Staebell. Isn't that enough?

BUT ITS GOT DOLPHINS!

Where were you When Eagan made that one millionth post? Did it make you feel like cryin' Or did you think it was kinda gay? Well I for one Believe in the power of the troooolll Oh yeah oh yeah One millionth poooossst-ahhhhh

Stratovarius is SO FUCKING PANSY MCGAY. Sorry for being politically incorrect, but Jesus Christ. They put DOLPHINS on their album cover. Faggotry, to quote THE GOON. Look at this shit: Manowar is a manly man's gay power metal.

And now...the Greatest Moments in TSM History... [Chariots of Fire plays as various threads are scrolled through. We see: "I'm Going to Get Laid on Saturday Night" by OJ Hart "MOLES MOMMY" by Prince Paul "FUCK VENGEANCE" by Nevermortal "The One and Only Anglesault Thread" by Some Guy Who i Can't Remember, probably CWM "The One and Only Cock Shots Thread" by I Drink Rats Milk "The Collected Smackdown Spoilers Spam Threads" by Choken One "My Life is Fucked Up" by The Dames "Bad Blood - Best Pay Per View Ever?" by Nunzio Cardozo End scene.]

I found this at Mondo's official board. Suffice to say I think Nick's the most ultraviolent blockbuster employee....ever.

Another victim of the glass ceiling.

And their lead singer looks like Jerry Lynn.

Speaking of Band on the Run, what the fuck ever happened to Flickerstick? I think they opened up for a band like Third Eye Blind and just disappeared off the face of the earth. Too bad about that too.....that band ruled. They were the ultimate rock stars. But I still contend that the Josh Dodes band got SCREWED. "Be my friend, but be naked."