Nevermortal

Shawn was a better option than Lance because Lance Storm is the drizzling fucking shits.

Shadows Fall

Do I need a passport to fly into Canada? (Note - Providence, RI / Boston, MA, USA to Vancouver, BC, CA)

Sorry that we can't all like pussy music, Paragon. Some of us happen to embrace the testosterone in our system.

Lividity

I was thinking of going with more of a retro Symbionese Liberation Army look.

Ian Robinson is a whiny piece of garbage.

That was tremendous.

Yeah, because we all know that Caddyshack and Fletch sucked.

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

This thread makes me hate life.

Who?

Such wishes should be directed towards me.

Well, he hadn't ranted in a while. False advertising leads to banishment.

From reputable sources: It's a giant sand flea.

I don't buy wrestling merchandise aside from DVDs. My lone piece of apparel is an extremely white trash Stone Cold Steve Austin bandana from 1997.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

This thread is getting too sappy. Somebody better start bitching.

I do major in English. ENGLISH TOFFEE, BAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Sass is a cyclops?

For the record, I love gays.

What's a fahg? Is that supposed to be the homosexuality induced lisp pronunciation of fag? Ya fag.

Mr. Rant shouldn't have to apologize to anyone. It's the internet. Who gives a flying shit?