Nevermortal

Hahahaha, Lars had confetti attached to his large forehead.

Bah, Missy Elliott ruined my night. Stealing from the Man in Black, fucking up the boner inducing show open....she'll die soon. And Metallica....why? Just why? I WANT BLACKENED, GOD DAMMIT!

If they don't launch into Hit the Lights....THERE'LL BE FUCK TO PAY

This is the worst idea ever. Why get Metallica to play other people's songs?

But hey, at least its for Aaliyah, right?

Fuck you, MTV!

Who the fuck is that?

VMA's: Celebrating Crappy Music & Plugging Your Various Projects Since 1983

Wow, Beyonce's not even making an attempt at singing here. I give it a DUD.

This Beyonce shit is weird. Lip Sync = The Drizzling Shit

This year, they've managed to pair up some of the oddest people to do the presenting. Hillary Duff looked like she was scared of Lil' Jon.

Linkin Park over the Stripes/Evanescence/'Tallica? Yeah, ok. Whatever.

I mark out for Don Magic Juan.

I like the punk guy in the pit with the spiked up hair bobbing his head to 50 Cent.

So of course Justin brings a black guy on stage with him for some cred. He still has none.

AFI wins. Awesome.

Dammit peepz, pick a thread. Anyway, great performance until Missy Elliott ruined it.

This performance was great until shitty fucking Missy Elliott had to ruin it.

Metallica are closing. Here's hoping for some old stuff. And by old stuff, I mean NOT ST. ANGER!

Sent.

Test is going to be on Tom Green tonight. Well, now. Yeah. So Anglesault might want to have his VCR ready.

Yes. A vicious one at that.

Bob, you gotta see Low Ki-Samoa Joe from 10.5 There's not a lot of psychology as it is just two guys beating the shit out of each other for 20 minutes, but god damn, they throw some stiff strikes. Its quite a sight to see. I can send it to you if you want me to.

Knowing Vince, we'll get a "Worst of WCW" DVD.