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  1. Nevermortal

    Child born without a face

    Yeah, legit LOL from me, not enough for the LMAO, but good going.
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    Child born without a face

    I did see one guy with no eyes/nose, just a big hole. He popped in a prosthesis and it somehow looked even more disturbing. Ripley's Believe it or Not, correct? You got it, chief
  3. Nevermortal

    Child born without a face

    I did see one guy with no eyes/nose, just a big hole. He popped in a prosthesis and it somehow looked even more disturbing.
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    Child born without a face

    Guys, do you think she'll give good head when she grows up? Too soon?
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    Discuss.

    Smiling Man: And here we have Mr. President, your new intern, AMikeSC. No idea why he goes by that pseudonym. God, I'm such an unfunny shit.
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    Child born without a face

    If this were my kid, I'd beat it to death with a pipe. No one would care because we don't like them freaks up in these parts.
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    Fairly new to Japanese wrestling....

    I still need to see that match. Re Kobashi: He's still fun to watch, despite not working smart matches like he did in the past. The fact that he puts himself through obscene amounts of punishment today after taking some of the more hellacious beatings in prowrestling history during the 90's is a testament to his dedication for the business. He's arguably the greatest champion in pro-wrestling today, too, with the IWGP title being passed around like a hot potato and All Japan being the #3 company. I do believe he's running out of challengers for the GHC title, much like Samoa Joe is for the ROH title, simply due to the length of the reign. It'll be interesting to see who beats him for the title, just as long as it isn't Misawa.
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    Bin Laden shot

    lol YOU ARE TEH SILLY
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    Blockbuster to get rid of late fees

    Shit like this makes me LOVE my Netflix.
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    WWE 27/4 Video On Demand Service

    2 unfunny jokes about the typo. WOO!
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    Fairly new to Japanese wrestling....

    Tenryu is the world's greatest old bastard. His soccer kicks to your face are cringeworthy, and if you dare stiff him out, he'll just look at you as if to say "Nigga please." He also possesses one of the most unique physiques in the industry with his lumpy body and saggy manboobs. But it's not like he gives a shit. If you make fun of him for it, he'll probably punch you right in the jaw, give you a brainbuster, and fuck your girlfriend up the ass for your troubles. Do not step to him.
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    Which WWE wrestlers smoke?

    Holy shit, we got a witty one on our hands!
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    Which WWE wrestlers smoke?

    Kurt Angle chews tobacco.
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    Modern Cowboys...

    How Al Jourgensen of you.
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    Most Disappointing Posters of 2004

    Classic threads are a joke.
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    Modern Cowboys...

    Not even a cigarette company/alcohol brand/John Deere mesh hat?
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    Coolest TSM poster

    Agent of Oblivion: 13 Incandenza: 12 Can't you just edit the poll results, moddy mcmodderson?
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    I am going on a date tomorrow.

    I'm glad this post got made.
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    Most Disappointing Posters of 2004

    **1/2 Too many chops? Not enough limbwork
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    I am going on a date tomorrow.

    I was thinking that you should go for the ol' vaginal scoop.
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    the thread-making of lovecraft231

    Hi, I'm Michael Ian Black, I'm going to speak slowly and make no substantive commentary on any show I appear on. I should also catch AIDS through bumsex.
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    Most Disappointing Posters of 2004

    **1/2 My 2004 peak was my "Famous Enemies of the Catholic Church" signature/avatar series during Lent. I also spurned the short lived The Smart Marks brand extension. Yeah, I failed.
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    Details on New Mars Volta Album

    Acid trip masturbatory. "are you peaking in the red perforated at the neck what of this mongrel architect a broken arm of sewers set past present and future tense clipside of the pinkeye fountain "
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    Modern Cowboys...

    "Halo" was an amusing jaunt.
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    Modern Cowboys...

    I'd prefer "son of the soil". EDIT: Does this mean you prefer to listen to "Son of a Bitch" by Nazareth?
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