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Yeah, legit LOL from me, not enough for the LMAO, but good going.
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I did see one guy with no eyes/nose, just a big hole. He popped in a prosthesis and it somehow looked even more disturbing. Ripley's Believe it or Not, correct? You got it, chief
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I did see one guy with no eyes/nose, just a big hole. He popped in a prosthesis and it somehow looked even more disturbing.
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Guys, do you think she'll give good head when she grows up? Too soon?
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Smiling Man: And here we have Mr. President, your new intern, AMikeSC. No idea why he goes by that pseudonym. God, I'm such an unfunny shit.
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If this were my kid, I'd beat it to death with a pipe. No one would care because we don't like them freaks up in these parts.
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I still need to see that match. Re Kobashi: He's still fun to watch, despite not working smart matches like he did in the past. The fact that he puts himself through obscene amounts of punishment today after taking some of the more hellacious beatings in prowrestling history during the 90's is a testament to his dedication for the business. He's arguably the greatest champion in pro-wrestling today, too, with the IWGP title being passed around like a hot potato and All Japan being the #3 company. I do believe he's running out of challengers for the GHC title, much like Samoa Joe is for the ROH title, simply due to the length of the reign. It'll be interesting to see who beats him for the title, just as long as it isn't Misawa.
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lol YOU ARE TEH SILLY
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Shit like this makes me LOVE my Netflix.
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2 unfunny jokes about the typo. WOO!
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Tenryu is the world's greatest old bastard. His soccer kicks to your face are cringeworthy, and if you dare stiff him out, he'll just look at you as if to say "Nigga please." He also possesses one of the most unique physiques in the industry with his lumpy body and saggy manboobs. But it's not like he gives a shit. If you make fun of him for it, he'll probably punch you right in the jaw, give you a brainbuster, and fuck your girlfriend up the ass for your troubles. Do not step to him.
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Holy shit, we got a witty one on our hands!
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Kurt Angle chews tobacco.
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How Al Jourgensen of you.
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Classic threads are a joke.
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Not even a cigarette company/alcohol brand/John Deere mesh hat?
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Agent of Oblivion: 13 Incandenza: 12 Can't you just edit the poll results, moddy mcmodderson?
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I'm glad this post got made.
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**1/2 Too many chops? Not enough limbwork
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I was thinking that you should go for the ol' vaginal scoop.
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Hi, I'm Michael Ian Black, I'm going to speak slowly and make no substantive commentary on any show I appear on. I should also catch AIDS through bumsex.
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**1/2 My 2004 peak was my "Famous Enemies of the Catholic Church" signature/avatar series during Lent. I also spurned the short lived The Smart Marks brand extension. Yeah, I failed.
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Acid trip masturbatory. "are you peaking in the red perforated at the neck what of this mongrel architect a broken arm of sewers set past present and future tense clipside of the pinkeye fountain "
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"Halo" was an amusing jaunt.
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I'd prefer "son of the soil". EDIT: Does this mean you prefer to listen to "Son of a Bitch" by Nazareth?