Nevermortal

Between this and the Bischoff Rape angle, Wrestlecrap's going to have a tough time choosing their definition this week.

Yeah, poor Dougie.

I'm looking for a specific match... Storm/Jericho v. Heavenly Bodies from SMW in '94. You know, the "Jericho Taps an Artery" tag team match. If anyone has this on their computer, please contact me. I've got matches to trade (featuring RoH & CZW, for the most part).

Oh man....that sucks.

Usually, in a battle royale (or a scramble, or whatever), you'd have to show your signature spots. He really didn't even do that. Honestly, I don't really care to seek his Wildside stuff out because of lack of funding and the want for more important tapes (like Ring of Honor...sorry Tom Green, BUT RING OF HONOR IS AWESOME. Thanks.). If this means I'm missing the second coming of Jesus Christ in a wrestling ring, then so be it. I blame it on the Black Out. If he did his signature Leaping Somersault Plancha Suicida, he'd eliminate himself. If he did his Flying Elbow Drop, he'd probably land on top of another participant, seeing as how there's many participants in a battle royal. So in his case, he probably couldn't have done his signature moves in a battle royal, even if he wanted to. Again, his Wildside stuff is a much better representation of his talent. Can you send me some tapes? Nevermortal- I like ya, and I hope to see you on 9/6, but you're a cheap bastard . I too love ROH, but there's quite a few promotions out there better than them. Anyway, my personal list (in terms of pure "like of the overall product"): #1-CZW #2- Wildside #3- ROH #4- IWA (Admittedly I haven't seen a lot of their stuff) #5- IWS (cheap plug) I'm not presenting this list as fact, simply my personal preferences. I just wish people would take a more open-minded attitude and discover that ROH is not the be-all and end-all of great independent wrestling. Let's look at the newest acquisitions in TNA for example: Chris Sabin -Discovered in some obscure Michigan indy Jonny Storm -primarily the FWA in England Frankie Kazarian- mostly West Coast indys. Matt Sydal- Gateway Championship Wrestling Altar Boy Luke- Wildside, but he "made his name" in XPW. GREAT indy wrestling is everywhere, not just ROH. It's not like I'm taking a grand shit on Wildside. I just don't have the ambition to seek out their stuff, which I hear is very good. IWA-MS has great wrestling, but honestly, they look SO FUCKING BUSH LEAGUE! I know this shouldn't distract me from the action, but c'mon, spruce up the place. Make an entranceway. Do something.... CZW & RoH are my two favorite feds right now. RoH provides me with great wrestling, and CZW provides me with the hardcore brawls I crave, like a crackhead craves a hit.

Usually, in a battle royale (or a scramble, or whatever), you'd have to show your signature spots. He really didn't even do that. Honestly, I don't really care to seek his Wildside stuff out because of lack of funding and the want for more important tapes (like Ring of Honor...sorry Tom Green, BUT RING OF HONOR IS AWESOME. Thanks.). If this means I'm missing the second coming of Jesus Christ in a wrestling ring, then so be it. I blame it on the Black Out. If he did his signature Leaping Somersault Plancha Suicida, he'd eliminate himself. If he did his Flying Elbow Drop, he'd probably land on top of another participant, seeing as how there's many participants in a battle royal. So in his case, he probably couldn't have done his signature moves in a battle royal, even if he wanted to. Again, his Wildside stuff is a much better representation of his talent. Can you send me some tapes?

Usually, in a battle royale (or a scramble, or whatever), you'd have to show your signature spots. He really didn't even do that. Honestly, I don't really care to seek his Wildside stuff out because of lack of funding and the want for more important tapes (like Ring of Honor...sorry Tom Green, BUT RING OF HONOR IS AWESOME. Thanks.). If this means I'm missing the second coming of Jesus Christ in a wrestling ring, then so be it. I blame it on the Black Out.

Perhaps there were many people saying 'good match' to Punk. It was a good match. When you lock on a crab so tight that the guys FOOT TOUCHES HIS HEAD, you know you have a tap out. :-)

My friend's a liar then. He told me he said good match to him. Bob Barron, did you accidentally morph into my friend Matt?

Really? One time I tried sitting Fourth Row and I got kicked out by ticket holders. One thing I regret - When Steven DeAngelis told everyone to get the fuck out, I was leaving and I saw CM Punk limp by. I didn't even notice it was him until my friend said "Good match". I MISSED A PERFECTLY GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO SHAKE HIS HAND! BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In the section near the concession stands. We paid for GA, and we snagged 4th row. SCORE.

Phil Brooks.

I loved that show. Easily the best RoH show I've seen live. Corino/Homicide may indeed be my match of the year so far.

That thing's fucken wacky, eh?

Believe or not, George isn't at home Leave your message at the beep I must be out Or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

You forgot And of course this: And seriously, lets not forget this.

They seem to have made their updates bi-weekly. There's been no SBEmail in about 4 weeks.

You'd have to read DEAN's Smackdown Reports. That's were this idea comes from. Yet, I'm not sure what TCR is doing putting this here. Because he's Czech Republic. CZECH REPUBLIC'D!

Credible comes from RI? Wow, never knew that. Ever heard of Danger Boy Alfredo & Wolverine? That's RI's biggest wrestling shame, in my opinion. PRIDE: Tim White, Senior Official

Man, those aren't very flattering pictures of our favorite net critics. Except Jay Bower....he's soooo dreaaaaammmmyyyy. Even though he's making Scotsmanality.com boring.

From what I remember, OBA was funny. SA is just fucking annoying.

Yeah, you mind dropping this shitty gimmick? You post non stop nonsense in nearly every worthwhile thread in this folder. Find somewhere else to go, like No Holds Barred. They'd appreciate you better there.

I had a fucking right to bitch. That's correct, a GOD GIVEN RIGHT! 1. I didn't get to see Benoit v. Guerrero, the match I wanted to see. 2. Thanks to my host's tuna sandwich, I sat in smell for the whole night. 3. I thought that the rest of the PPV was crappy. And I know people'll be like "D00D THE TAG MATCH WAS GR8 and ZACH GOWEN TRIED HARDEDDED". No. Its the same shit I've seen over and over and over again. 4. Thus, I have determined, I wouldn't have paid 7 dollars for that fucking pay per view. 5. There is no #5. 6. With Seven dollars, I could've purchased much better things. 7. I still rule.

I concur