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  1. Nevermortal

    The guy I buy pot from occasionally was arrested.

    I guess you could just huff some glue.
  2. Nevermortal

    *SPOILERS * Smackdown!

    "*Bob Holly & Billy Gunn defeated The Bashams. Gunn used the Styles Clash during the match." Find me the world's biggest frowny face emoticon. It's appropriate in this dark time.
  3. Nevermortal

    Convince me to join your board

    Hey not-Coey, what's up
  4. Nevermortal

    A fantastic review of IWA-MS Volcano Girls

    Well, I am more concerned at laughing at my friends' comments than watching the show, so they're partially right. :-)
  5. Nevermortal

    ._______________________.

    Guys, what about the '88 Chevy Sprint.
  6. Nevermortal

    Smackdown post-Summerslam

    Well, thank god you're not grasping at them.
  7. Nevermortal

    What's going on @ WDI?

    So, who's going to post the SNKT portion of this thread?
  8. Nevermortal

    The Mighty Exodus of 2004

    The site is like a big futuristic ejaculation that is hard to navigate. I call it suck.
  9. Nevermortal

    I want to purchase The Smart Marks.

    I'm offering 50$ and a giraffe.
  10. Nevermortal

    What's going on @ WDI?

    The entire point of this thread has been missed.
  11. It felt kinda good. Discuss.
  12. Nevermortal

    I took a big shit at work yesterday.

    But, they couldn't have all felt good. You probably had the runs. When I get the runs, my shit feels like acid on the way out.
  13. Nevermortal

    This can't help but work.

    Who the fuck uses Netscape anymore? I mean, really. C'mon. Sorry.
  14. Nevermortal

    Amalgamated Spoon

    Why does the NY Untouchable's thread have more responses than mine? I come straight from the heart, straight up.
  15. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Unas, Slayer of the Gods" - Nile Best death metal song ever. I think I've mentioned this before.
  16. Nevermortal

    Amalgamated Spoon

    (I'm sorry) (I'm Sorry) It's like I missed a shot, It's like I dropped the ball. (Damn I'm Sorry) It's like I'm on stage, and I forgot the words. (Damn, I'm sorry) It's like building a new house, with no roof and no doors. (Damn, I'm sorry) It's like trying to propose, and I ain't got the ring. (Oooh damn I'm sorry) But girl I've apologized a million times before. (I'll apologize a million more) So here it comes again for all the wrong I've done. (so get ready babe) Here's One million one. Girl this is my sorry for, 2004. And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year. I'm 'a take this one chance, and make it real clear. I'm sorry for May and I'm sorry for June (for real) and I'm sorry for July (i am) in case I dont tell you. August, September, October, November 'till your December. I'm Sorry. (I'm sorry 2004) Its like stayin' out at night, had way too much to drink. (Damn, I'm sorry) It's like you change your hair, and I dont say a thing. (Damn I'm sorry) It's like we're fallin' fast asleep, with no kiss, and before we hit. (yeah I'm sorry) And It's like I forgot your gift, on 02 14 03. (Yea. So sorry!) But girl I've apologized a million times before. (I'll apologize a million more) So here it comes again for all the wrong I've done. (so get ready babe) Here's One million one. Girl this is my sorry for, 2004. And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year. I'm 'a take this one chance, (I'm 'a take my time) and make it real clear. I'm sorry for May and I'm sorry for June (for real) and I'm sorry for July (i am) in case I dont tell you. August, September, October, November 'till your December. I'm Sorry. (I'm sorry 2004) I'm sorry for the way that I did you I'm sorry for the thought and how I hurt you girl I'm sorry on the first day, sorry on the second day sorry for the things I did, Sorry for the things i said sorry for the lies sorry for the time That I didn't get you what you want, That I didn't get you what you like. What can I do to tell you that I'm sorry babe. (sorry, sorry) Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh! Wooooooooh! All them strip clubs, all them hot tubs. I'm gone give them up, 'cause I dont want to lose you now. Girl this is my sorry for, 2004. And I aint gonna mess up no more, this year. I'm 'a take this one chance, and make it real clear. I'm sorry for May and I'm sorry for June (for real) and I'm sorry for July (i am) in case I dont tell you. August, September, October, November 'till your December. I'm Sorry. (I'm sorry 2004) Girl this is my sorry for, 2004. Sorry 2004 Girl this is my sorry for, 2004. Sorry 2004
  17. Nevermortal

    I saw a bright light, then it was seized from me.

    Kotz. Wait. Why don't you lay down that cow bell with us. Together.
  18. Nevermortal

    The Flu vs. Me

    I should've probably put that in the AoO QnA thread, but alas.
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