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  1. Nevermortal

    I am going to a New Found Glory concert next week.

    Yeah, but does Metal Church sing a song called "I Got Erection"? I rest my case.
  2. Nevermortal

    My new car

    I want a Hummer H2 with an American flag design, bullhorns on the front, and a spigot that pisses gas on passing pedestrians.
  3. Nevermortal

    If you could have one musician

    I was reading Lords of Chaos and there was a Bathory promo picture where one of the guys has the ass-cheeks cut out of his spandex.
  4. Nevermortal

    If you could have one musician

    I just read today that Quorthon died. I don't want you back. Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh.
  5. Nevermortal

    My new car

    Shit, how much insurance do you pay?
  6. Nevermortal

    I am going to a New Found Glory concert next week.

    Update: I decided to stay home and eat ribs and listen to Turbonegro instead.
  7. Nevermortal

    OMG ZERO POSTS~

    This thread makes me want to have a slurpee, but since I have no money on me, I cannot. Traveling to an ATM is just too much effort.
  8. Nevermortal

    Look at this fucking pimp mobile

    What a gay looking car. Thumbs down
  9. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Life Demise" - Unanimated
  10. Nevermortal

    If you could have one musician

    Well shit, it's not like I'm gonna say Euronymous.
  11. Nevermortal

    If you could have one musician

    Dead.
  12. Nevermortal

    iB sent me another PM

    Something off of the greatest site ever, dickcream.com
  13. Nevermortal

    Father's Day

    A true day for motherfuckers.
  14. Nevermortal

    News on new tag team/Nova/Alexis Laree

    I blame al-Qaeda.
  15. Nevermortal

    News on new tag team/Nova/Alexis Laree

    If it isn't a comedy post, it's a lame-ass attempt at sarcasm about people disliking the Undertaker. Those too, are equally unfunny.
  16. Nevermortal

    News on new tag team/Nova/Alexis Laree

    Don't attempt comedy anymore, please.
  17. Nevermortal

    first album you ever bought.

    Christmas 1994... "Smash" - The Offspring
  18. Nevermortal

    Video of JBL's Nazi March.

    Big fuckin' deal.
  19. Nevermortal

    If you could hang out with three board members...

    I have no social skills.
  20. Nevermortal

    TSM Poster Tournament III

    Takk Agent
  21. Nevermortal

    Second Anniversary Show

    Midgets. Just in case TNA wasn't bush league enough.
  22. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "You Must Fall" - Mayhem
  23. Nevermortal

    Someone send me booze.

    BRING IT ON~! [Nevermortal: Now will graduate with a 2.0 GPA as opposed to his 3.5]
  24. Nevermortal

    Someone send me booze.

    Inc, I think you might have to go to sleep.
  25. Nevermortal

    Someone send me booze.

    Then it's settled.
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