Nevermortal

Ha-dou-ken.

Skeet skeet skeet

I can't stand Craig Kilborn. He comes off as Conan-lite, with no sugar.

I disagree.

I hereby nominate hot ticket for Worst Poster of 2004.

"Ghostfire" - Tiger Army

Jet annoy me because "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" has an intro that sounds like "Sympathy for the Devil", and whenever I think I'm gonna hear Sympathy, I get DECEIVED and forced to listen to Jet.

Some of those basketball shoes look like god damn space boots. Hideous.

Vans Graph for me.

I was watching the pilot of the Shield last night, and it got me thinking that it's truly one of the best series premieres of all time. Everything's great, from Vic Mackey beating the shit out of the pedophile doctor to the best ending ever, Terry Crowley getting shot in the raid because he dared to betray Strike Team.

Paul London v. American Dragon, 4.12.03, 2/3 falls, Philadelphia, PA. Do I need to say anymore? Paul London v. AJ Styles, 6.14.03, Cambridge, MA. That too.

Too much of a gamble. If I'm paying that much, I'd want a piece of the mat where HHH or HBK bled all over it.

1. Up the Down Steroid 2. The Passion of the Jew 3. Good Times with Weapons 4. The Jeffersons 5. Goobacks 6. AWESOM-O 7. You Got F'd in the A The Special Olympics episode ruled all. Jimmy's roid rage made me convulse in fits of laughter.

Hey, if he starts car-bombing people and drinking Jameson's, I'll be happy.

Lemmiwinks II isn't going to air until the second half of the 8th season, which begins in October.

Wes' Rib House. The greatest restaurant to ever exist, and if you're from RI, you know the deal. Their chili owns your soul (and the day after, your asshole too).

I think Drowning Pool sold so well because they've got a hot chick with pentagrams on her tits for an album cover.

I like how before Randy Marsh spoke to the camera, he wiped his mouth off. It's the little things, people!

1. I hate, hate, hate Shane's girlfriend. 2. Why was Julian donating sperm?

"Ya'll Want a Single". Worst song of 2004, by far.

Call me when they get a nonagonal ring.

I got mine for free in Senior year. Even had my name on it, too.

Choken having 24 posts is silly. ANyway, my parents insisted I get a ring, so it was decided that if I put 50$ down for the deposit, they'd pay for the rest. They never did. I died inside.

One time, in 7th grade gym, we were playing soccer. I was fighting over possession of the ball near my team's goal with a really bitchy girl. It was a heated battle, which I lost. Why? Because instead of kicking the ball as hard as I could, I missed and kicked the girl right in the cunt. Then, someone from the other team took control of it and scored against us. I think my team lost. Discuss.

I'm not a fan of the banning of moves, but I do like the fact that when they do use them every once in a blue moon, it really means something.