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  1. Nevermortal

    Lance Storm Considering Retirement

    Good riddance. *Double Post Negative Nancy!
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    AoO

    Human Jukebox was gay, and Mortician sucks. Yeah, that's right, I'M THE ANTI MAN.
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    Drive-Thru Record Fans?

    I've never heard a worse death metal band than Mortician.
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    Final Fight to Street Fighter

    Any Capcom experts want to explain something? I took one of those internet quizzes yesterday, it was called "Which Street Fighter are you?" And I got Cody. I said to myself, when the hell was he in Street Fighter? How exactly did the main characters of Final Fight get involved in the Street Fighter franchise (Cody, Guy, Rolento, Sodom, Hugo, etc.)?
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    Drive-Thru Record Fans?

    It's not emo. It's not pop-punk. It's just gay. I dare you to even take a listen. Shit, I'd take a day of listening to Mortician (the worst death metal band ever) over Hellogoodbye. Actually, I'd take anything over Hellogoodbye. If you can listen to Hellogoodbye and say with a straight face that you like them, then I'd like to take that straight face and smash it with a lead pipe.
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    Drive-Thru Record Fans?

    I've heard one of the new bands they signed, called Hellogoodbye. It's absolute the gayest fucking shit I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. If they band died in a gruesome car crash, I'd laugh.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    "Oh My God What's the Number to my Gynecologist" Shock and Awe.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    Shock & Awe.
  9. Nevermortal

    New Iron Chef America series on Food TV

    I'm a mark for Fat-ass clog wearin' Mario Batali. I hope he eats the other Iron Chefs.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    I think I felt a Hymen on my shin.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    If this turns into a discussion about soccer, I'll be very upset. Let's stick the cunt-kicking, people.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    I bent it like Beckham.
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    One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

    In hindsight, I should've.
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    Final Fight to Street Fighter

    Eagle's gay too.
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    Terry Funk to make special appearance

    He'd be 10X more entertaining in the "sheriff" role than Austin "La Resistance, you dirt lickin', pig sniffin', scum sons of bitches. I'd slap you, just like I slap my daughters, just like I slap my wife when they get out of line!"
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Chaos Path" - Arcturus
  17. Nevermortal

    Educatin' You Fools

    Things you need to know. Now Jill, what do you do with it when you're done?
  18. Nevermortal

    What's your wrestling name?

    Matthew Allans. Gay.
  19. Nevermortal

    ROH 4/23 St Paul Results

    Samoa Joe IS the ROH title. He's had such an incredible run that I honestly can't see anyone else holding it. He's done THAT good of a job. In Philly, Homicide goes down again. I can't see him being the leader of the company. That role just doesn't fit him.
  20. Nevermortal

    Dammit!

    There's only one thing to do now....scour your genitalia with an alcohol soaked brillo pad.
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    Educatin' You Fools

    iB, go eat your own face.
  22. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Grenade in Mouth Tragedy" - Remembering Never
  23. Making this board viewable to members-only isn't going to change anything. People would just register an account and then lurk. Maybe post a handful of times so their accounts aren't deleted. I still say the registration freeze should've never been lifted. I'm not saying to be an elitist board, but after a while, enough's enough. The place isn't capable of getting any bigger unless you're willing to dump even more cash than you already to for a bigger server. How about whenever a new member goes to sign up, it automagically redirects them to the SNKT?
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