Nevermortal

Televators - The Mars Volta

I don't get it....Blender voted ICP as the worst band ever, but none of their songs make the list? Gwah? And nobody should ever, ever diss The Final Countdown. That song tears you a new ass.

Fuck that. More like Southeastern Massachusetts is an extension of RI. C'mon. Ask anyone around here and they'll tell you Attleboro and Seekonk are RI true and true.

Cart's from RI, homes.

I dunno, take it out of your mouth and see. OH MAH TAG~!

If Thumbtack rips on anyone like 13 or 14 more times, I'm going to shove a thumbtack up his peehole.

Don't make me poop on your chest.

Gwah? I'm shocked and appalled.

Hit up the Cactus Club on Boylston Street if you want good, plentiful amounts of food for reasonable prices. Don't go to Cheers.....it's ridiculously expensive food and it sucks. Try a Duck Tour, which is a land and sea tour of downtown.

Viva La Bixler!

Blah. Roseycane v. La Resistance on Backlash.

The Ka's Evil Twin.

"Territory" - Sepultura

Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega?

Did you see ANY of the three matches I mentioned...? I think not...as they had NONE of what you just explained....Plus Hart LOST every match I mentioned....so you sadly are misinformed. FACTS BUDDY FACTS... His match with Lynn told a more consistent story on working the arm and sticking to said point then any match on the indies this year.... You are great at vague generalizing...why don't you try and list stuff from specific bouts.... If you look at the Danielson match from MLW...it was DANIELSON who stopped selling HIS arm and throwing uppercuts...while Ted Hart stayed focused... As for the ROH match with TJ Wilson....it was called by the ref early so they went to an early finish.... Seriously...WHAT Hart have you seen....? If you want to talk about the Matrats work..then fine...that was disjointed and totally based on flashy moves...but that was what they were told to DO by IaDanza...so they did such... JIMB-OWNED!

Does the carpet match the drapes? [slaps knee, guffaws.]

At the tail end of sophmore year, some freshman girl had died in a gruesome car crash. The day before, I had sliced the palm of my hand open throwing a piece of driftwood into a lake for a video, not knowing that the wood had a rusty fucking nail hanging off of it. I cleaned the wouind and decided to treat it with some 4x4 bandage pads and an ACE wrapping around it. Fast forward to the Monday where we all came back from the weekend to hear of this girl dying. The school decided to hold four memorial services (for each class, with the Freshmen's being longer for obvious reasons). During mine, I had sat with most of my friends and even some people I barely talked to. I was adjusting my bandage when all of a sudden, the 4x4 pad SHOT out of my palm, landing about 5 rows down and in the aisle. I quickly got up and retrieved it. When I got back, all my friends and pretty much the entire section was in absolute hysterics, all while the Principal is up there telling us where to go if we were grieving, who we should talk to, etc. I joined them in laughing until we were shot an evil eye by a teacher. It was one of the top 10 moments of my life. :-)

A chili + a burger @ the best fucking restaurant ever, Wes' Rib House in Providence, RI.

Agent of Oblivion

The vibe I got off of Mordecai is that he's over-the-top religious, not anti-religion.

Kurt is dead!

"Cicatriz ESP" - The Mars Volta

Don't watch this if you're easily offended. http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/so...aristocrats.wmv