Nevermortal

I used to have a thing for reading novels adapted from movies. My worst offense of course being Con Air, the book.

One time I was wrecked on Jager & 151 shots and my friend put on Slayer's "Reign in Blood". I proceeded to headbang from Angel of Death all the way until Raining Blood, where I proceeded to vomit right after the rain hit. How's that for timing?

Someone evaluate my comp....I was inspired by Laz. "Nevermortal Must Be Destroyed!!!" I 1. Behemoth - "Horns Ov Baphomet" 2. Nile - "The Opening of the Mouth" 3. Satyricon - "Angstridden" 4. Remembering Never - "The Grenade in Mouth Tragedy" 5. The Mars Volta - "Inertiatic ESP" 6. Dimmu Borgir - "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse" 7. In Flames - "Episode 666" 8. Opeth - "The Funeral Portrait" 9. Slayer - "Spirit In Black" 10. Turbonegro - "Ride With Us" 11. Marduk - "Slay the Nazarene" 12. Krisiun - "In League With Satan" 13. Meshuggah - "New Millennium Cyanide Christ" 14. 2 Ton Predator - "Demon Dealer" 15. Dying Fetus - "Pissing in the Mainstream" 16. Cradle of Filth - "Haunted Shores"

I've done this before and I'll do it again.

Good riddance.

Of all the people on here, Dr. Mik, you shouldn't be depressed, considering the fact that you'll most likely be making more money than all of us put together one day. So much money in fact, you'll grow bored of luxuries and use it to buy clothing off the backs of common-folk just because you can.

I make fun of people who are depressed.

So he'll be wearing dress shoes with a sweatsuit?

"About a Girl" - Nirvana (Unplugged)

Banky reminds me of the Scotsman.

Please tell me this isn't a Maiden cover. Yeah, it is....off the Cruelty and the Beast Bonus Disc. It's a pretty good cover, all things considered.

I like Nunzio.

You should get a tattoo of your face on your entire back.

I love Gamefaqs for their guides and shit, but the people on their messageboards are just some of the stupidest fucks I've ever seen online, ever.

18 years of age. Providence F'n Rhode Island.

Oh my fucking Christ. Greatest thing I've seen in a long goddamned time.

Does anyone know the song played when they showed the Gay Landscaper? You know, the Ass & Titties song.

Yep. From father's side via grandmother, so 1/4 Japanese, enough to be considered Asian/Pacific Islander legally. Speaking of which, I pass for Samoan way too easily, so people usually tend to avoid making me angry. You don't make Samoan's angry. They smash. And give Bootscrapes.

I wouldn't hesitate to fuck up Soft Cell.

"Bring the Noise" - Anthrax & Public Enemy Turn it up. Bring the noise.

The only tattoo I'd ever get is the Rhode Island flag. In my opinion, if you're going to get inked, then make sure it means something to you. I love Rhode Island, and even if I were to move out of state, my time here has been awesome, so I'd never regret something like that.

I don't know what you'd call my hair. I just let it grow out and it has a mind of its own. Waves go this way, curls the other way, and it's a mess. But I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm giving it another 4-6 months and if I don't get some significant length to it, I'm chopping the fucker.

I give JAxlMorrison an F for quitting.

I just saw Revolutions yesterday and I enjoyed it a lot. The battle sequence of the Machines breaching Zion's dock was fucking tremendous. I actually cheered when the Hammer hit the EMP. HOWEVER- I firmly believe that neither sequel had enough BELLUCCI~!

I'm Socrates, bitch.