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  1. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Far Beyond Metal - SYL The purpose of this exercise is to accentuate the cheesier parts.
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    Your most prized possession

    A picture of Mick Foley with a crimson mask, taken right after he won the '95 King of the Death Match. I put it up sometime in 1997, and it hasn't come down off my wall since.
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    ECWA Super 8 Results

    I probably would've gone with the Walters/Daniels final.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Lord Abortion" - Cradle of Filth The bonesaw on the backseat on this bitter night of giving head.
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    High School Grades

    Don't remember my GPA, but my average was a C+. I was ranked 150/312. Right in the middle.
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    Die Hard 4 News

    "Thanks for your help back there Jesus." "Who the fuck is Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? The man back there said "Hey, Zeus", you know, god of Thunder father of Apollo, Mount Olympus, shove up a lightning bolt up your fuckin' ass, ZEUS!" Part 3 was the best.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Payback" - Slayer Payback's a bitch, motherfucker.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Horror Business" - Misfits. I'll put a knife right in you.
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    Jagermeister

    Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too.
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    Suggestions?

    How about "Username" ?
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    Pimp the songs everybody should hear

    "Mosquito Song" - Queens of the Stone Age
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    CZW 4/3

    Thanks my good man? Did you get that from the czwfans board? I had a brain wave and checked there myself, but thanks for the effort. Much appreciated. Indeed.
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    CZW 4/3

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    Suggestions?

    Jack Malibu
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    Weird foreign objects...

    Wifebeater's weed whacker.
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    Suggestions?

    Intergalactic Corpsefucker
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    Model United Nations

    Norsk Arisk Sports Entertainment!
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    Google your user name

    Not the first, but without question, the best.
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    Pimp the songs everybody should hear

    Turbonegro - "The Age of Pamparius"
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    WWE.com "The Finisher" - Celebrity Crush

    Snooch to the nooch.
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    TSM Poetry Corner

    Lost souls, Driven by another. Sail the seas of gore. A gunshot here, Mutilation there, Your War-time art project.
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    Suggestions?

    Lapis Lazuli
  23. Nevermortal

    Post the oldest private message in your TSM inbox.

    - AndrewTS 4.28.03
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Trigger" - In Flames
  25. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Age of Pamparius" - Nashville Pussy (Turbonegro cover)
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