Nevermortal

I'd rather stick my penis up my own ass.

Rate me, my friend.

I'm casting a vote for the motherland, and going with Scabbia, even if her name reminds me of some sort of STD.

Tell that to the TV exec who's considering putting your program on its network and see what they say. Like I give a fuck if they're on TV. If they're on TV, ok, good, if they can't ever get on TV because of Feinstein, then that's good too since they put on a hell of a live show, and it seems they're doing pretty good as it stands right now. Better than the Jarrett & Russo comedy hour, it seems.

Yesterday: From Hell = 7/10 Plot was iffy.

Pedophile or not, it's still good wrestling. I could care less if the promotion was run by Hitler's necrophiliac illegitimate transsexual son, I'd still watch it. Morals are overrated.

Why wasn't King Diamond considered? I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.

Some gay add-on you don't need and can use the 20 bucks to buy better things such as hair pomade and truffle oils.

There's only one master of the heart punch, motherfucker:

I have a cell phone, but I wouldn't get verklempt if I suddenly couldn't pay for it. It's not essential to my existance.

The one track where he's screaming about killing everyone? That's a great track.

Both Banky and I are overjoyed.

My post apparently got eaten in the deathvortex. What I said was: My favorite Agoraphobic Nosebleed song title is "Die and Get the Fuck Out of the Way", which is a phrase I use in my day to day operations. Right now.... "For Your Malice" by Lamb of God. This band is just in motherfucking credible. Randy Blythe must gargle with broken glass and battery acid to produce his vocals.

I'm more intrigued by George Costanza's wrestling debut. I thought he hated Feats of Strength?

I listened to some Agoraphobic Nosebleed the other day. Its truly unique.

"Masturbating the War God" - Nile. Murders your face hardcore.

"Hate Incarnate" - The Project Hate MCMXCIX

It's times like these I'm glad I have that anthrax and that box of envelopes. I've said too much.

I'm still waiting for the thread when Drury thanks someone for something, yet also throws up the tagline as well. Then, a rip in the space-time continuum opens and swallows us whole.

"Martyrium" - Windir

"I'm Dying Tomorrow" - Alkaline Trio

Go complain about child abuse. Bite Me. If you actually read the thread you'd know that I wasn't complaining about the sig at all. But no, you'd rather make smartass comments that serve no purpose at all. Ooooooooooooooooooook.

Go complain about child abuse.

Paul London ALWAYS makes funny faces during backstage skits.