Nevermortal

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass." - Marsellus Wallace, "Pulp Fiction"

Coerce her into bed some how. When you're about to blow your load, whisper "I've got HIV." in her ear and watch the fireworks.

Spot Monkey or not, Jack Evans' is ok in my book. Phoenix 630's and taking nearly every bump on your head is tremendous.

I thought HHH has been good lately. But that's just me and my wackiness.

It's true. DiCamillo is a genius. If he wasn't in Haggard I don't think it'd be half as funny. "Oh yeah, you know who this is? Oh well you don't? Well this is Van Damme baby and I'm Damme delicious!"

The Olsen Twins sell. My cousins have a PS2 and out of their awe-inspiring 5 game library, 3 of their games have the Olsen Twins license. I believe the other two are Grand Theft Auto. How's that for contrast?

This DustyFinish guy has the moxie.

21.428571428571427% nerd blood flows through your veins. I think I guessed on every one except 2 or 3.

"A Song for the Optimists" - Atreyu

About the indy raids: Some of the ROH talent is signed to TNA contracts which prohibits them from signing with Vince; although I'm not sure of the length of the contracts.

Great review Jay, I agree completely. It's a funny movie but there are parts that just drag on and on and on.... Curious: Have you ever heard Brandon DiCamillo's CD of Freestyles (Otimen Recording Hell)?

Whoever wrote this should go die.

Have a bath in a tub of pudding? I swear to god, that Saturday night I had a dream about fighting a warewolf in a vat of pudding. I won. But, on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

I think you should use some HR Geiger art for the cover and when someone asks you why nobody's face is on it, say "Vanity is so 1995."

Just listen to Danzig-era Misfits. There's nothing finer.

Feech La Manna looks to be getting the kibosh very soon. "Fred Astaire" my ass.

"Hey AJ, yeah....we're going to have to make you go ahead and cancel another form of income. So, if you could go ahead and do that, it'd be just great."

I have no desire to see Jersey Girl. Hopefully it bombs and Kevin goes back to his true bread & butter, movies about dick and fart jokes.

Fuck, how goddamn creepy was the shot of Vince, Shane, and the Shane McMahon offspring? Everyone in the room watching the PPV was bewildered for a good minute or so.

Wow, a penis. Nothing you haven't seen before.

"The Rocky Road to Dublin" - Dropkick Murphys

Omar's Amazing Orgasm Ass-Sex Theatre.

The One and Only Anglesault Thread

Bit Torrent > mIRC

"Raining Blood" - Slayer. What, you expected something different?