Nevermortal

Man, Adam's come a long way from the e-fed he used to run in '99 & 2000. I hope TEW makes him rich.

Not necessarily, I have quite a few friends who's family's have pets and they despise them and often wonder just why in the hell they have the goddamned things.

I wholeheartedly agree. They're animals, they're nothing to me. If a dog or cat starts reciting Shakespeare and giving scientific theories, then I'll respect the canine and feline species. Until then, they can all die and get the fuck out of the way. What?!!?

If this were real, I'd throw the stereo system through the window so I could climb out the fire escape. Damned puzzles.

Help.... I've got the History Page Note, The CD Case, I attached the power cord to the CD Player, found the two rings and used them in the box, used 2 of my 3 keys on the drawers, the casette, and the weird looking box thing. Any hints?

Alright, time for some fuckin verbal asskickin. And you can tell Barbie's pissed because he doesn't put the asterisk in place of the "u".

They've also come up with "Pudding Bites" in the fashion of Reese's Bites. They suck.

I've only done bloodwork like once... The time I went, you go to like this little office place and they stick you in a room with 4 chairs. Each chair usually has a person in it and they just go and extract the blood there. Takes like 5 minutes at the most, and I didn't have to wait in line at all. The procedure's quite simple: - They disinfect the area (usually the inner elbow) - Tie a tourniquet around it - Find a vein - Stick the needle in you and extract as much blood as they need. I had to get 2 vials because I had two seperate things they were testing for. - Extract needle, stick 2x2 pad on wound, band aid.

Vince overacts whenever he comes to the ring. No one should ever normally walk like that.

Do Not: Masturbate with motor oil. I'm looking at Choken One here.

That's very Early '80's thrash fan of you.

The entry he posted on Wednesday was at 9 in the morning, long before TNA.

You'd figure The Rock wouldn't risk this since he's a movie star and all. Nice to see he's keepin' it real.

Strong Style Spirit reported that Tenzan and Sapp might be going one on one at the 5/3 Dome Show. My question....can Sapp job in worked matches? I don't remember anytime recently that Sapp has jobbed in a wrestling ring. Please, correct my stupidity if I'm wrong. If Sapp can't job, do you think they'd put the IWGP belt on him or have it end in a draw?

This is the greatest backstage bullshit week in some time.

Tag Team, back again.

Gotta love mentioning the Simpsons. Except for the naked part, ugh. I think all those who quote The Simpsons or rally behind those who do so should be banned for being gits who like a show which is just overquoted to the point of making me want to tell those who do so that they are gits. Don't have a cow, man.

It also involves us throwing tomatoes at him while he's in the stocks. The stocks of course are located in TSA's house, because she's apparently like Adina Howard and will be a freak until the day, until the dawn.

I don't know if I'm ready to take on that responsibility in fear of persecution. Quick, I need to be hidden by a German prince.

I hope Mariano gives her the Boston Red.....I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "cock".

Huzzah.

I say ye, Refer to banning as "Excommunicating". Theses 3 of The Smart Mark Reformation.

How do you make AIDS chili? Don't question me, or I'll lay down some reformation in this piece.

BJ & the Bear.

^ | | |____Quickly becoming my favorite poster. That's two people hopping aboard the NM Night Train....we chug on 'til morning. You know how we do.