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  1. Nevermortal

    Who would win in a fight...

    Angel, Buffy, and all other forms of the same show can eat 34 bowls of AIDS chili. I can't stand them. All of them.
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    The Sheriff is a NI-

    Martin Luther has spoken!!! ::nails the 95 Theses to Dames' Door:: You are my favourite poster right now. Even moreso than myself. This is quite the accomplishment.
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    Who would win in a fight...

    I'd put Drury in the idiot slot over BBCW.
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    Who would win in a fight...

    Mole should make like his namesake and burrow his ass back underground for this thread. [crafts thread about the evolution of the Cockstrider]
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    The OAO Everything Thread

    Not enough discussion of jousting.
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    The Sheriff is a NI-

    Martin Luther has spoken!!! ::nails the 95 Theses to Dames' Door::
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    Stardust & Max Power

    I blame Bob Barron and his fucking bus trips for the Unofficial Artist of Honor.
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    Promo blunders

    Shawn Michaels, explaining his nWo heel turn, and getting a warm reception of: GET TO THE POINT!
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    The Sheriff is a NI-

    FREE NEW ME!
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    The ONE and ONLY........

    Hatch leaving has me searching for a reason for continuing to watch. He was the only one I gave a shit about.
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    The worst pain ever

    Man, FrigidSoul, your penis really sucks.
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    The worst pain ever

    Then don't fucking sleep. Sleeping is for the weak. [goes to sleep]
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    Martin Luther

    How the fuck did I miss this thread? Anyway, Martin Luther is Part one in my "Enemies of the Catholic Church" signature/avatar series I shall be running during Lent.
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    Mysterious Disappearance of Howard Dean

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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    CM Punk v. Teddy Hart

    I'm in awe of this guy.
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    The worst pain ever

    Well, there's only one option availible here, and that's amputation.
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    Teddy Hart

    Sabu, during his match with RVD at Wrestlepalooza '98 (same show with Al Snow vs. Shane Douglas for the ECW World Title) comes to mind. And Sabu did it right in front of the camera, too. That was the worst. The vomit, the match, and the show. Wrestlepalooza '98 is 3 hours of my life I'll never get back. I don't think there is one redeeming quality about that entire PPV. Not even when Shane Douglas said that Ric Flair sucks Bischoff's ass.
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    Teddy Hart

    Man, Teddy Hart is nuts. He's been acting like a whackjob for years. How mnay times have you seen a wrestler get concussed, then vomit by the ringside area. He is attention straved, but I think that slowly begins to bleed into the ultimate truth that he is nutso. Banky posting in the Indy Folder.... Is this a first?
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    Arnold Says.....

    I mark for the use of Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea"
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    David O'Neill,

    And because of that, he was less of a man.
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    Punk and Teddy kick each other's asses legit

    "Hart began crying" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    David O'Neill,

    Kamui sucked.
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    Chappelle's Show

    My favorite Lil' Jon appearance was when he presented an award with Hillary Duff. She looked frightened.
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    Chappelle's Show

    "Spambusters, bitch!"
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    Chappelle's Show

    This is GOLD.
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