Nevermortal

I have no friends. Only memories.

I can't reach.

My dream ringtone would be a high-decibel screech that annoys everyone. I would let it go for 15 seconds and then say "Oh, is that me?" before answering the phone.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...9&category=1469 Grrr..

http://members.cox.net/allanthegreat138/CK...it%20Sprint.mpg

Ooh.

They're ultra-f'n-violent?

[enter Whogivesaflyingshit]

I've never had a prob. getting ahold of him in the several times I've spoken to him. I think Rob Naylor has also talked to him before and had little if any trouble, but I may be wrong. All I do is call the CZW offices. He's usually the guy to pick up the phone, unless he's at the CZW school training wrestlers, at which time his secretary, who I think is Debbie his wife, (and sometimes his adorable [at least over the phone] 3-or-so year old daughter, if the sec. isn't there) picks up. I'm also calling Rob Black's office in about an hour. I just may be the only person in the history of the world to speak to both of those two people on the same exact day (exception - Messiah...possibly?). LOL You have a proven vendetta against me more than most people, so do you really think anyone will take what you say seriously? Yes.

Because he's a stalker. This is common knowledge, motherhusser.

Devildriver isn't BAD....but it just sounds like Nu Metal with growlier vocals. Kataklysm would've definitely been the better band to take out with Opeth. Opeth shouldn't be surprised to see a good chunk of the crowd to leave when they launch into their 10+ minute opuses.

Funeral March.

Rich doing the challenges nude is just disturbing.

"Embody the Invisible" - In Flames

This is unfortunate, but they've still got other places to work, plus the Berwyn Tavern.

For those who don't get that... You can go to combat-honor.com to download Underground TV every week.

Imagine if they did combine Oz (HBO) and The Wizard of Oz? The Lion would so be the Scarecrow's bitch.

Who could forget the infamous Potbanger pranker? Or someone calling in and asking Roland Alexander if it was 'hot under the fat suit' he wore in Beyond the Mat. What a show. I remember listening to it like every night while I was playing Tony Hawk and not doing any homework. Good times, great memories.

Good riddance.

"Beneath Eternal Oceans of Sand" - NILE

I dunno if he can top the Niggar family. We'll see.

It's back to normal now.

I respect this man, mainly because he was in Boondock Saints.

At the 12/27 convention, he did this weird Pumphandle Pick up into a Piledriver, except during the piledriver, he maintained the pumphandle position. Oman Tortuga took it, and he is a better man than I for doing so.