Nevermortal

Post of the year.

I think the Carolina kicker will end up like Ray Finkel in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Mystery Act: Janet's Right Breast

Maybe it'll be Metallica.

Strapping Young Lad - "Exciter"

High on Fire - "Hung, Drawn, and Quartered"

Well, this is awesome.

Ack. The second one burns my corneas.

Dying Fetus - "One Shot, One Kill"

Slayer - "Payback"

CKY - "Sporadic Movement"

No, because it looks like she lost that fight.

The Triumph of Death TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

He's my friend, so I'll just give him a call.

Best promo of the year so far.

Baka dood. That just sucks that you went to an awful show. Surprising, since I've heard so many great things about RoH, but even the greats have off days. The 11/29 show wasn't THAT bad. I thought the final three matches more than made up for the poor undercard (which truly wasn't even that poor, I thought the gauntlet was good). Plus, you got to see Yellow Hat Guy in action. There's nothing better.

He retired shortly after ECW but came back early last year. He hasn't done much of note and has put on a lot of weight.

Laz, you rule. I skipped that shitty-ass 411 report and waited out for the Lazarush, and sure enough, it was awesome as usual.

After his CZW shoot, I'd be afraid to get within a 10 yard radius of New Jack.

Move along, nothing to see....

No. Promiscuous. Sex.

Well, since I'm a hopeless loser, nope.

Joe/Maff/Whitmer is gonna be stiff as fuck.

Does this mean we'll never see Toy Story 3 because Disney owns the trademarks?

Everclear is 190....but its legal. What makes moonshine illegal?