Nevermortal

Oh great, we'll have a Benoit-Orton IC title feud to look forward to after Mania.

I used to work at Gamestop before I got fired for not getting enough Reservations and Magazine Subscriptions, even though I was assured I'd be staying on. I hate liars, thus, I hate my ex-boss. I'm looking for a new job; any suggestions are welcome, even prostitution!

You know it's the UPW Ruckus, not CZW's black flippidy floppidy on the shizzledy schloscippy Claude Maurrow dude, right? Is the UPW guy any good?

Jamal got released by the WWE; Rosey is the one still employed.

You'd prefer "Sandman9000: Diary of a Straight Edge Maniac"? And then some. How about Sandman9000: Straight Edge Santa?

Hashimoto is taking on Ruckus? Oh boy.

Zack Malibu: Portrait of an Assgrabber

This is glorious.

Misawa v. The Man HHH debuted against! That seems....interesting.

http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/2775269/detail.html Now, the headline is funny enough, but what's even funnier is that Thom's one of my friends, in fact, he graduated high school with me.

I can't wait to see the world record for Fester's Quest. That's a hard fucking game.

I'd like to see Zack Malibu and I take on two Alaskan posters in the "Smallest State v. Biggest State" War Games Cage Match.

Everybody from my graduating class has turned into a fucking psychopath. So far, since graduating we've had: -Thom stealing -A kid getting engaged to his online girlfriend who resides in Seattle,WA -A kid almost getting his thumb hacked off in a dispute with his girlfriend -Incarceration (Herlin Perry, of the (in)famous Perry bros.) -Bottle to the head in a drug deal gone mad -A pregnancy -And I somehow turned into an alcoholic. LaSalle is fucking bonkers, Zack. And I don't think anyone on this board will even understand this post.

I always wanted a sequel to Half Baked, but I'm afraid the stupidity of part two might rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Taking from the collection plate is one of my lifelong goals. The bounty in Catholic Churches is even better now because they make the parishoners give a 5 dollar minimum in a envelope with your name on it. 3 or 4 envelopes and you can pick up a new Slayer CD, or something along those lines.

Told you that cd ruled. The chanting action towards the end of the album gets old to me after a while, but the first 5 or 6 tracks on that cd are completely off the page. "Unas, Slayer of the Gods" is just about the best 12 minutes or so of brutal death metal that I can think of. AoO, what's your opinion of their Egyptian gimmick? I actually wrote about Nile in my final paper for my Egyptian History course last semester. My professor, an archaologist was amazed that there was a band that wrote about Egyptian mythology, and he ended up buying "In their Darkened Shrines". Not sure if he ended up liking it or not.

I've never missed a Rumble. Well, I missed the earlier rumbles, but that's because I was a little NM. I don't think there was one Rumble that I didn't enjoy, and yes, I immensely enjoyed Rumble '99.

Well, considering that they once put the guy through a flaming table, methinks that the Dudleys' relationship with Spike is flawed at best.

"Hey Man, I'm Going To Fuck This Shit Up No Fear, No Compromise, I Want It All" I love that opening line to "Flesh". "City" is awesome, all the way through. I'd pick up "SYL" too if you have the money. The last CD I bought was Lamb of God's "As the Palaces Burn". Heavy, brutal shit all the way through.

Aren't you an idiot!

What are you, Eagan? Cool it now.

CKY: infiltrate.destroy.rebuild (the video album).

Three words. Real World: Compton

B+ in Western Literature B+ in Non Western Studies: Ancient Nile/Nubia A in Creative Writing B- in Crime & Criminal Justice 3.4 GPA. Edit: And with that comes post 8000.

Refused - "New Noise"