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  1. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "2 Drunk 2 Fuck" - Avenue D
  2. Don't be hatin' on the Chiquitas.
  3. Nevermortal

    Since Benoit is #1.....

    Zach Gowan. Because then we could get JR and the King talking through the whole match about how he'll never lose since both feet can't touch the floor.
  4. Nevermortal

    The New Establishment

    I am Established.... In the Human Fund.
  5. Nevermortal

    Sounds of the Beast: The History Of Heavy Metal.

    You must give your cape and sceptre to me... And a smaller one for KG
  6. Was Lionel the one yelling "DO FREEBIRD!!!!" during the crucifixion?
  7. Nevermortal

    Tis teh end of an ERA~!

    Dames is going to fuck up anyone who posted in this thread, methinks.
  8. Nevermortal

    TNA Preview

    That should read: "The first superstar to bring it down after they inadvertently knock it off three times prior to the ending."
  9. Nevermortal

    Tis teh end of an ERA~!

    Interestingly enough, that picture was in my 7th grade science book. Knowledge +1!
  10. Nevermortal

    Bane & Seven from OVW

    Let there NEVER be an ill word spoken of the adventures of Tomko & Fertig.
  11. Nevermortal

    Tis teh end of an ERA~!

    I fuck for Gucci.
  12. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Turbonegro Must Be Destroyed!!!" - Turbonegro
  13. Nevermortal

    Sounds of the Beast: The History Of Heavy Metal.

    Fuck you bitches for dissing Dio. You'll never see the rainbow in the dark.
  14. Nevermortal

    Child Stuck in Crane Game

    I don't want a Harlequin fetus.
  15. Nevermortal

    Child Stuck in Crane Game

    Finally, a decent prize!
  16. Nevermortal

    Mysterious Blonde Woman in WWF 93

    Didn't Vince force Mike McGuirk to give him a blowjob once?
  17. Nevermortal

    The Ultimate Cheezy/Bad movie Marithon

    I think you were supposed to be able to wipe everything out with three swipes of seashell. If not, then you're SOL I guess.
  18. Nevermortal

    I Hate When People...

    Is a Downhome vilification thread? If so, fuck ya'll, he hooks me up with PPV!
  19. Nevermortal

    I choose You Squirtle!

    DOUCHEMON, I CHOOSE YOU!
  20. Nevermortal

    The Ultimate Cheezy/Bad movie Marithon

    Demolition Man was one hell of a movie. It had Glen Shaddix! GLEN FUCKING SHADDIX!
  21. Nevermortal

    Banning Sweepstakes...

    Summer of 2003.... Half the board's users (the original ones, like member no. 2000 and below) were banned. In a shocking SWERVE~! Banky helped Dames resurrect the board under the condition he be reinstated. Dames made a deal with the devil himself, bah gawd.
  22. Nevermortal

    Britney Spears marries Jason Alexander

    Quick Britney, stay away from envelope glue!
  23. Nevermortal

    Don't Copy That Floppy!

    See, if the RIAA did a rap song about downloading with this character, I'd stop firing up Soulseek.
  24. There's no such thing. And this guy...what a douche.
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