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    WWF/WCW merger in 1994

    The next night on Monday Night Raw, The Anvil had a match with a local jobber, while Owen was at the announce booth, talking about what happened, last night. He said that he was ticked off about losing to his brother, Bret, last night. He also said that he was even more ticked off that the Four Horsemen had the gall to attack him, last night after he lost. He says there's gonna be Hell to pay for The Horsemen, pretty soon. As Jim Neidhart finished off his opponent, Owen left the announce table. But, Owen suddenly spotted Paul Roma in a ringside seat. Owen got pissed, and pulled Roma over the gaurdrail, and started beating on him. Paul Orndorff came from out of nowhere, and attacked Owen. But, Neidhart made the save. Then, Ric Flair & Arn Anderson came out and helped their fellow Horsemen in a Horsemen beatdown od Owen & The Anvil before we went to a commercial break. 1 week later on WWF Superstars, the British Bulldog wrestles and wins his first match back in the WWF. Suddenly, he's attacked by the 4 Horsemen. But, Owen & The Anvil made the save, and chased them off. But, they made it clear to Davey Boy that they didn't really come out to help him. They wanted The Horsemen. Later that night, Owen & The Anvil offered an alliance to Bret & The Bulldog, under one condition. That is, that Bret gives Owen a rematch for the WWF Title. He then says that he wants some of The Horsemen just as badly as they do.
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    WWF/WCW merger in 1994

    The focus is now turned to the WWF on a special edition of Monday Night RAW. All the WWF superstars are surrounding the ring, as the champion & challenger at SummerSlam, Bret and Owen Hart stand in the ring on seperate sides as they watch on as Ted Turner gives out the "State of the Sport Address", saying that SummerSlam '94 will proceed, even though he bought the company. Many transfers were made, including Ross & Lawler to WCW, as well as Shawn & Diesel, and Bobby Heenan & Gene Okerlund to the WWF. The Four Horsemen also jumped ship due their "suspension" from WCW. SummerSlam was hyped on for the next few weeks, leading into SummerSlam. Roll Call of Champions WWF Champions:Bret Hart Intercontinental Champion:Razor Ramon Tag Team Champions:Owen Hart & The Anvil King of the Ring:Owen Hart SummerSlam 1994 Early in the show, the 4 Horsemen arrive at arena in Chicago. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Paul Orndorff, & Paul Roma. Later that night, The Horsmen came down to the ring for an interview with "MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNEEEE!" Flair blasts WCW for throwing him out on his ass, simply because they didn't need him, anymore because they got Hogan, now. He then talks about Bret Hart, and his view on his "family feud" with his brother, Owen. Flair says that he has bet 100 Grand on Owen tonight, because he's on a roll. He then tells Owen that if he become's "the champ" tonight, his life will be magic. Long limosines, bright lights, big cities, leer jets, and beautiful women. Flair then closed the interview with a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Soon, it was time for the main event inside a steel cage. The Four Horsemen were sitting at a private table. The Bret/Owen video package plays, documenting the whole history between the 2 brothers. WWF Championship - Steel Cage Match Bret Hart © vs. Owen Hart Owen comes out to the ring with his half of the Tag Team Titles around his waist, hoping that he'll add the WWF Title to his collection as well. His championship partner, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart was sitting at ringside with the whole entire Hart Family, including the returning British Bulldog. Owen glanced at The Horsemen as he came out of the gate. Bret comes out to a huge pop, and soon, they got the cage match underway. Bret & Owen fought it out, tooth & nail for 30 minutes. It was a true classic. In the end, it was The Hitman winning the match by escaping the cage, retaining the title. Suddenly, Bret's victory celebration was cut short by the 4 Horsemen, who attacked him at ringside. Flair & Anderson worked on Bret, while Pretty Wonderful helped up Owen, and then shocked everyone in the arena by attacking Owen as well. Soon, the brother in laws had enough as Neidhart jumped the gaurdrail, and helped out Owen, while the Bulldog jumped the gaurdrail, and help Bret. As Bulldog & Anvil brawled with Pretty Wonderful to the back, Flair & Anderson shoved the Hart Brothers back into the cage, and locked it. They both started beating on the Harts as many of the other Harts tried to get into the cage, but to no avail as The Horsemen kept them at bay. Finally, Bulldog & Anvil returned, got inside the cage, and chased Ric & Arn off. The PPV ended with both Bret & Owen being checked on by their family.
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    Benoit DVD Discussion Thread

    Do you think HHH may have drugged the people who were working on Benoit's DVD for 3-5 days?
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    Smackdown! WWF Champion, Eddie Guererro came to the ring to start off the show. Eddie gloated over his victory over HHH, last sunday at Survivor Series, and how he made Hunter tap out. This brought out Triple H & Stephanie to respond. HHH got sarenaded by "you tapped out" chants from the crown. HHH told Eddie that he just got lucky, last sunday. But, it won't happen again, and next time, he guarantees that the next time they meet, he WILL become the next WWF Champion. Stephanie grabbed the mic from her husband, and ordered Eddie to defend the WWF Title tonight against JBL in a final confrontation match. She also makes a #1 contenders match between Kurt Angle vs. Triple H. The winner of that match will get a title shot on the next big Smackdown show before the next RAW PPV. She then wishes Eddie good luck, because he'll need it. Kurt Angle and Triple H battled to a no contest when both men were counted out by the referee when both men spend 10 seconds beating the hell out of each other outside the ring. Stephanie came out, and ruled that both men will get the title shot, and it will be a triple threat match for the WWF Title. WWF Championship Eddie Guererro def. John "Bradshaw" Layfield with the frogsplash to retain the title despite interferrence from Paul E. Dangerousley who tried to bust his cellphone over Eddie's head, but hit JBL instead, allowing Eddie to get the victory. HHH came in, and attacked Eddie, afterwards. This also brought out Kurt Angle to attack HHH & Eddie, signifying that it will be every man for himself in the 3-way dance. In the weeks that followed, the 3 men built up their title feud, leading into the 3-way title match on the next big Smackdown show. When that night came......... WWF Championship - Triple Threat Match Triple H def. Eddie Guererro and Kurt Angle to regain the title by pinning Guererro after executing the pedigree on Eddie, and getting the pinfall. JBL & The Dudleyz interferred, and attacked Kurt Angle outside the ring while Stephanie had the ref distracted. This allowed Paul E. Dangerousley to nail Eddie in the back of the head with his cellphone, just as Eddie was about to give Hunter the "Triple Verticle" suplexes, and that allowed HHH to pedigree Eddie, and win the title.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW The show starts off with the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge coming down to the ring, accompanied by his 4 girlfriends & bodygaurd, Tyson Tomko. Edge got on the stick, and boasted and bragged about his big victory, last night at Survivor Series. He then goes on to say that he's untouchable and unbeatable. This brings out HBK who basically challenges Edge to a title match at RAW's next PPV, Armeggeddon. Bischoff came out, and joined the World Champion, Edge in the ring. Eric told Shawn that he would have to earn a title shot tonight if he wants to face Edge. He then declared that there will be a mini-tournement tonight with 3 matches. HBK vs. Kane & Jericho vs. Benoit, and the winners of those 2 matches will face each other in the main event, later tonight Shawn Michaels def. Kane Chris Jericho def. Chris Benoit Shawn Michaels def. Chris Jericho to earn a World Title shot against Edge at RAW's Armeggeddon PPV, next month. Edge came out after the match, and knocked Shawn out with his title belt. Edge and HBK continued to build up their feud, leading into the next RAW PPV. On the last RAW before the PPV, HBK pinned Edge in a tag team match that also consisted of Kane and the newfound babyface of RAW, Randy Orton. At RAW's Armeggeddon, Edge defeated Shawn Michaels to retain the title after Tomko interferred, allowing Edge to knock out HBK with the title belt to get the easy victory.
  6. I guess I'm not aware of those 2 Ironman's. Are they on Collosium Video?
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    Survior Series main events World Heavyweight Championship Edge defeated Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho by pinning Jericho after hitting the Edgecution to retain the title. Tomko had interferred to isolate Benoit, allowing Edge to get the win. WWF Championship Eddie Guererro def. Triple H by submission with the Laso From El Paso. A great 30 minute match that saw HHH kick out of the frogsplash. HHH tapped out clean to Eddie's submission move. A happy ending to close the PPV.
  8. It's gonna be 60 minutes of Benoit getting squashed. And since when did Bret & Owen have an Ironman match.
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    The OAO Diva Search Thread for 07.19.04

    And that thread will be yet another classic. Bank on it.
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    The OAO Diva Search Thread for 07.19.04

    Batista's mission was obviously to soften up Benoit for next week.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW The show began with RAW GM Eric Bischoff coming down to the ring, and announcing that Edge will defend the World Heavyweight Title against Chris Jericho on the next big RAW before Smackdown's next PPV. He also announced that tonight on RAW, the World Champion, Edge will team up with Tyson Tomko to face the team of Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit in the main event. Later, Todd Grisham is standing outside Edge's dressing room and is gonna try and get an interview with the champ. He knocked on the door, and Tyson Tomko answered. He says that Edge is busy, right now. Todd still asks for an interview with the champion. Finally, Tomko has enough, grabs Todd, and drags him into Edge's dressing room, near the shower stall. Tyson says, "Hey Champ, you wanna do an interview? This little twerp wants an interview with ya." Edge slips out a cuss word that gets bleeped, slips his head through the curtain space, and says, "Oh, you want a damn interview, huh? You want an interview, idiot? Here, just slip this goddamn mic through the curtain, and you'll get your interview, asshole." Tyson told him to slip the mic the curtain, and he did it. What Grisham got was the sound of Miss Jackie moaning & screaming for more. Edge is overheard saying, "Here's your (bleep)ing interview, right here, jackass!" Main Event Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho def. Edge & Tyson Tomko when both Jericho & Benoit made Edge tap out to both the crossface & the liontamer. Edge & Jericho continued to build up their title feud, leading into the next big RAW. When that night came, Edge defeated Chris Jericho to retain the World Heavyweight Title, again with Tyson Tomko interferring, and Jericho putting him in the Liontamer, and Edge attacking him from behind, and giving him the Edgecution DDT for the victory. Chris Benoit came into the ring, attacked Edge, and made the champion tap out to the crossface. The following week, it was announced by Eric Bischoff that Edge will defend the World Heavyweight Title against Benoit & Jericho in a triple threat match at the Survivor Series. Meanwhile, on Smackdown! HHH returned after a long absence to continue his feud with Eddie Guererro. Smackdown GM, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley announced that Eddie will defend the WWF Title against Triple H at Survivor Series. Up next:Survivor Series
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW The show opened up with the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Edge coming to the ring with his entorage of Tyson Tomko, Sable, Torrie, Dawn, & Miss Jackie. The World Title was locked securely around Edge's waist as he hopped onto the apron, singnaled to the right for Sable & Torrie, and signaled to the left for Dawn & Jackie. All 4 of them got up on the apron, and they posed with their man, all over him as the new champion drew his head back, and laughed arrogantly. Tomko stood in the ring, meanwhile, watching the new champ's back. As they entered the ring, Tyson got a mic for Edge. Edge said that he was now on top of the world, literally. He said that last night at Unforgiven, he accomplished his lifelong dream as he obliterated Chris Benoit to win the World Heavyweight Title. He told Benoit that he didn't even stand a chance, and that his days as champion were numbered. Last night, his time was finally up. He then said that after he won the title, last night, he had the most erotic night of his life when he showed his women what a true champion he truely was in the bedroom. Edge's little ceremony was cut short when Chris Jericho's music hit, and the first ever Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion came out onto the stage, and once again told the new World Champion to "SHUT THE HELL UP". He told Edge that he couldn't get it done last night on his own, last night. So, that's why needed help from that "big goof" Tyson Tomko, who's ass he kicked at the PPV. He then challenged Edge for a title shot, tonight. However, RAW GM, Eric Bischoff came down to the ring with Edge & Co., just to remind Jericho that he and only HE has the right to sign matches around here. Eric told Jericho that he won't any title shot, tonight, and that he has the night off. Chris Benoit came out to the stage with Jericho, and said that just like his friend on Smackdown, he has a title rematch clause in his contract for a rematch, anytime, anywhere. He says that he wants his rematch, tonight on RAW. Edge gets pissed and complains to Bischoff, as the match is signed, and we go to break. World Heavyweight Championship Edge def. Chris Benoit to retain the title by pinning him with his feet on the ropes while Torrie & Sable held his feet on the ropes as he pinned the challenger. Tomko tried interferring earlier in the match, but Jericho stopped him, and isolated him from the equation. After Benoit lost the match, Jericho came into the ring, and joined Benoit in laying an uber-beatdown on the World Heavyweight Champion, and raised Benoit's hand in moral victory as Edge rolled outside the ring in retreat. *show ends*
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    Smackdown! The show begins with JBL's music playing, and the limo comes out. John "Bradshaw" Layfield pops out of the limo with a smile on his face as he headed down to the ring, and cut a promo, saying it was "Morning Again in America". He went on to introduce the Dudley Boyz, accompanied by Paul E. Dangerousley, and then, the new WWF Champion, Triple H, accompanied by the new Smackdown GM, Stephanie McMahon. As all 4 members of the Dangerous Alliance stood in the ring, HHH took the mic, and verbally fallatioed himself for a few minutes, talking about how he & Stephanie got back together behind everyone's backs, and got re-married. He then talked about fullfilling his prohecy that he gave out after he had been drafted to Smackdown via the draft lottery by winning the WWF Title from Eddie Guererro at SummerSlam, and how "ironic" it was when the "Flagbearer of RAW" and World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit came down to save his friend from further destruction. He told Benoit that he promised revenge against him after Wrestlemania 20, and while Benoit beat him for the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania, and escaped his wrath, forever, he gained a phsychological "revenge victory" at SummerSlam over Benoit by beating his friend, Eddie Guererro for the WWF Championship. He then said that he will be defending the title against John Cena tonight on Smackdown! He then gave praise to Paul E. Dangerousley, JBL, & The Dudleyz, and said that the NEW Dangerous Alliance will dominate Smackdown, and that he is "The Game" he is "That Damn Good". WWF Championship Triple H defeated John Cena in a decent match with the pedigree after Paul E. nailed Cena in the back of the head with his cellphone. This brought out the former WWF Champion, Eddie Guererro, who came into the ring, and kicked Hunter's ass, run him out of the ring, and fended off the Dangerous Alliance. He then got on the mic and said that after he beat Brock Lesnar for the WWF Title at No Way Out, back in Feburary, he put in a rematch clause that states that he will automatically be granted a rematch, whenever he wants, and in whatever kind of match he wants. He says that on the final Smackdown show before RAW's next PPV, he said that his rematch for the title will be in a steel cage. Eddie and HHH continue to hype up their cage match over the course of the following weeks, while HHH continues to score victories over Cena, RVD, and others. Finally, the rematch in the steel cage arrived. Steel Cage match for the WWF Championship Eddie Guererro defeated HHH to regain the title with the frogsplash of the top of the cage, and a little unexpected help from the returning Kurt Angle, who dragged & pulled a prone Eddie outside the cage, allowing him to regain the title. Kurt returned by fighting off the interferrence from the Dangerous Alliance, and helping Eddie win. Shoot Development:HHH dropped the title so he could finally leave to film his upcoming movie. The following week, Eddie Guererro came out to start off the show by celebrate his regaining the WWF Title from HHH inside the cage. But, he knew that he didn't do on his own. He had unexpected help from the same man that he beat at Wrestlemania, Kurt Angle. Angle came out to the ring, and said that he helped Eddie regain the title or two reasons. One was because he cannot stand HHH, at all, period. He hates Hunter with a passion. The 2nd reason is so that he could finally get redemption from Wrestlemania, and get a rematch for the title. This brought out an angry Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. She verbally blasted Kurt for screwing her husband out of "his" WWF Title, last week. She also says that if Kurt wants a rematch for the title, he'll have to earn it. She tells Kurt that he'll be facing JBL in a #1 contenders match, tonight, and the winner will face Eddie for the title tonight. She then tells Kurt that since he's in his gear, his match with JBL is next. Kurt Angle def. John Layfield with the ankle lock to get a tile shot at Eddie Guererro, later that night. The Eddie/Angle title match ended in a Schmoze, as the Dangerous Alliance, minus HHH, jumped into the ring, and ambushed both men. Stephanie announced to Eddie that he will face JBL in a Texas Bullrope match at Smackdown's No Mercy PPV. Fast forward to No Mercy Eddie Guererro def. John "Bradshaw" Layfield to retain the WWF Championship when Kurt Angle knocked out JBL with a steel chair, and allowed Eddie to touch all turnbuckle pads, and retain his title.
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    WWE Fires Rikishi

    Don't forget about Scotty 2 Stupid, as well.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    Unforgiven Eugene def. Ric Flair Intercontinental Championship Christian def. Randy Orton to retain the title when Flair & Batista turned on Orton, and kicked him out of the group. World Tag Team Championship Rhyno & Tajiri def. WGTT to retain the titles. Chris Jericho def. Tyson Tomko Women's Championship Trish Stratus def. Lita Shawn Michaels battled Kane to a no contest when both men got counted out while fighting outside the ring. World Heavyweight Championship Edge def. Chris Benoit to win the title after knocking him out with the title belt. Tyson Tomko interferred, and tried to powerbomb Benoit again, but got trapped into the crossface, again by Benoit. As Tomko tapped out, Edge came from behind, and nailed him hard in the back of his head with the World Title belt, and stole an easy victory, and the World Heavyweight Title. Edge celebrated his title win with his 4 girlfriends as he left back to the locker room area as the PPV drew to a close. Up next:Smackdown heading into No Mercy.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW Eric Bischoff opens up the show by telling us that Chris Benoit will defend the World Heavyweight Title against Edge at RAW's Unforgiven PPV. He also announces that Benoit, Jericho, & Edge will face members of Evolution in a 6-man tag, tonight. Benoit, Jericho, & Edge def. Evolution (Christian, Batista, & Flair) when Edge pinned Flair after knocking him out with Benoit's title belt. But, not before knocking out Benoit accidentally, first. When the champion comes to, he gets pissed at Edge for fucking up. Edge argues back at him, but then leaves the ring with a cocky attitude as he joins his girlfriends on the stage as RAW goes off the air. The next week, Benoit comes down to the ring to kick off the show. He got on the stick and verbally runs down Edge, saying that it had to be more than just an accident when Edge knocked him out with his title belt, last week. Benoit said that Edge has been getting pretty cocky as of late, thinking that he's some kind of "ladies man". "You Belong To The City" hits, and Edge comes out smiling, wearing black sunglasses, no shirt, black leather jacket, & leather pants as he is accompanied by Sable, Torrie, Dawn, & Jackie. As he hops upon the apron, he poses by leaning back against the ropes with a sinful grin across his face. He signals with his fingers to the left for Torrie & Sable, and to the right for Dawn Marie & Miss Jackie. He held the ropes open for his women, before stepping into the ring, himself. He poses on the turnbuckles before grabbing own mic, and turning his attention to the World's Champion. Edge told Benoit that he's sick and tired of his petty jelousy of him & his good looks and athletic ability. Not to mention, his popularity with the women. He says, "Hell, I'm sleeping with 2 women who happen to be Playboy Playmates". He says all the women want him, and he wants all the women. He says that he also wants something that Benoit has around his waist, and that's the World Heavyweight Title. He says that he will take that 16 lbs. of gold from The Crippler at Unforgiven. Benoit gets pissed, as says that he will make Edge cry like a bitch, and TAP! Suddenly, Chris Jericho's music hits, and Y2J comes out onto the stage, and tells Edge to SHUT THE HELL UP! Jericho goes on to hurl various insults at Edge & his girlfriends, until Edge yells at him and challenges him to a match, later tonight. Bischoff comes out, and makes the match between Jericho vs. Edge. Edge leaves the ring while staring at both Benoit & Jericho as we go to commercial break. Edge defeated Chris Jericho with help of his new "problem solver", Tyson Tomko, who came into the ring, and knocked Jericho out with a bycicle kick while Jericho had Edge in the Liontamer, allowing Edge get the easy pinfall. After the match, Chris Benoit came down to the ring, attacked Edge, and put him in the crossface. Edge was tapping out, but Tomko made the save, and tried to powerbomb the champ. But, Benoit countered it into the crossface, and made Tomko tap out. Edge slithered across the ring, and grabbed Benoit's title belt, and nailed in the back of the head with it. Edge got in Benoit's face, and taunted him with the belt, saying that it will be his at Unforgiven. He then posed with the World Title with his women before throwing it down upon the champ, and leaving. In the weeks that followed, Edge & Benoit continued building up their title feud, leading into the next RAW PPV, Unforgiven. Plus, Tyson Tomko continued to be in the crosshairs of Jericho, costing him a chance at winning the IC Title from Christian of Evolution. Plus, problem started for Evolution when Christian accidentally cost Orton & Batista the World Tag Team Titles against Rhyno & Tajiri. Christian & Orton get into a fight, which led to Flair & Batista pulling & keeping them apart. Bischoff announced the Chris Jericho will face Tyson Tomko, and Christian will defend the Intercontinental Title against Randy Orton. Up next:Unforgiven!
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    World Wrestling Alliance

    4 words, Travis. We Want The Franchise! (I do, at least. lol)
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    There's a Nightmare......

    Now I have a story that I'd like to tell About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred He wears the same hat and sweater every single day And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right And we had just gotten back off tour last night So the gang and I thought that it would be groovey If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie I got Angie Jeff got Tina Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life That was all right because the lady was chill Then we dipped to the theater set to ill We saw Elm Street and man it was def And everything seemed all right when we left But when I got home and laid down to sleep That began the nightmare, but on my street It was burning in my room like an oven My bed soaked with sweat And man I was bugging I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30 It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke flipped the TV off, and then I almost choked When I heard this awful voice coming from behind It said, "You got my favorite letter but now you must die" Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz" Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreaming" I strolled back home with a grin on my grill I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince But Freddy killed all that noise real quick he grabbed me by my neck and said "Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, me and you The souls of your friends you and I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain" I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt" I patted him on the shoulder, said "thanks for stopping by" then I opened up the door and said "take care guy" he got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt I laughed at first, then thought, "hold up, that hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here" No further words and then I darted upstairs Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed Pulled the covers up over my head And said, "Oh please do something with Fred" He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence It was a whole new day I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway" Until I noticed those rips in my sheets And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street FP: Oh man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff Come on, come on Come on Jeff, answer Come on, man JJ: Hello? FP: Jeff, this is Prince, man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up JJ: What do you want? FP: Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff JJ: It's three o'clock in the morning, what do you want? FP: Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me? Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep JJ: Man FP: Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff JJ: look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa) FP: Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff! I'm your D.J. now, Princey! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW Chris Benoit came out to start the show to a standing ovaition after his and Jericho's performance, last night. He got on the stick, and gave praise to Chris Jericho for giving him the match of his life, and called Jericho the best worker that he's ever been in the ring with. He said that he'll be more than happy to grant Jericho a rematch for the title, anytime, anywhere. This brought out Y2J who said, "how about tonight", but that was not to be. RAW GM, Eric Bischoff came out, and put both men in their places. He denied Jericho his rematch. He said that if Jericho wanted a rematch, he would have to earn it. He said that there will be a match to determine the new #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title. The participants would be named, later on. In a rematch from the previous night, Christian defeated Edge for the Intercontinental Title, thanks to help from Randy Orton & the RKO. Later, Edge was seen distrought and angry over his loss of his gold because of Orton. His girlfriends, Sable, Jackie, Dawn, & Torrie came in to comfort him. Sable told Edge not to worry, and she'll talk to Eric Bischoff about this. Later, Sable & Torrie tried to seduce Eric, and it worked. But, Randy Orton came in, and also announced his candidacy for a title shot. Bischoff said that it will be a triple threat match in the main event of RAW to decide a new #1 contender. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton vs. Edge. Main Event: Edge def. Randy Orton and Chris Jericho by pinning Randy Orton after knocking him out with brass knucks that was given to him by Dawn Marie. Edge celebrated his victory with his women as JR acknowledged that Edge had cheated in order to become the #1 contender, planting the seeds for his cocky, arrogant, ladies man, heel turn. Also, Jericho was isolated from the match when Evolution came out to ringside, and attacked him while he was out on the floor.
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    WCW 1994

    DUDE! Brian Pillman beats Triple H? SWEET!
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    SummerSlam (joint production of RAW & Smackdown) 6-pack challenge for the Cruiserweight Title Paul London def. Jamie Knoble, Rey Mysterio, Billy Kidman, Chavo Guererro, & Nunzio to retain the CW Title when London pinned Knoble. Women's Championship Trish Stratus def. Nidia to retain the Women's Title Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Christian with the Vertical Edge submission to retain the Intercontinental Title RAW vs. Smackdown interpromotional match. Randy Orton def. The Undertaker with help from Evolution. United States Championship Booker T def. John Cena to win the title after knocking Cena out with the padlock chain. World Tag Team Championship Rhyno & Tajiri def. La Resistance to win the titles when Rhyno gored Sylvain. WWF Tag Team Championship The Dudley Boyz def. Hardcore Holly & Billy Gunn to retain the gold. WWF Championship - Special Guest Referee:Stephanie McMahon Triple H w/JBL def. Eddie Guererro to win the title when Steph turned heel, and helped Hunter win the title. Earlier in the match, Stephanie ejected Layfield from ringside for interferring. The Dudleyz also interferred, which caused a schmoze that led to Steph getting knocked down & out. After the Dudleyz left, Eddie regained control of the match, and went for the frog splash. But, a dazed Stephanie "accidentally" fell backwards into the ropes after regaining consiousness, and that caused Eddie to fall on his groin, and fall to the mat. Eddie was then easy prey for HHH's pedigree. When HHH made the cover, Steph suddenly regained consiousness, and made a quick 3 count. Stephanie awarded the WWF Title to HHH as she reunited with her ex-husband with a hug & kiss. JBL & The Dudleyz came down to celebrate along with the new WWF Champion & Stephanie. They also came down to lay a post-match beating on Eddie until Chris Benoit came in to make the save. HHH & company fled the scene to join Paul Heyman on top of the stage. Heyman had a mic with as well as a cellphone and a baseball cap on his head. Paul began by verbally running down both Benoit & Guererro, and praising HHH. He also said that his name was no longer Paul Heyman. From now on, his name just happens to be PAUL E. DANGEROUSLEY! He then announced HHH, JBL, & The Dudley Boyz as the NEW DANGEROUS ALLIANCE! World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho to retain the title in a dramatic, 30 minute, technical wrestling classic, which saw 25 near falls. Benoit finally pulled out the victory by quickly countering a vertical suplex into a small package cradle. After the match, Benoit & Jericho closed the PPV with a handshake and a hug as the large, strong Toronto crowd gave them a loud, standing ovaition as SummerSlam went off the air. Up next:RAW going into Unforgiven, and Benoit/Edge.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    RAW After retaining the World Heavyweight Title at Bad Blood, Chris Benoit was anxious to see who would challenge him next. He called out Bischoff, and asked him that question at the begining of the show. Eric came out and said that he was still contemplating the issue. HBK came down to the ring, and threw his name in the hat for a title shot. But then, Randy Orton came out as well, and demanded a rematch for the title. Bischoff told them that they would both get a World Title shot at Chris Benoit on the last RAW show before Smackdown's next PPV. It will be a triple threat match between Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton for the World Title. The 3 men slowly build up their little fued leading into the the big title match on the next big RAW. When that night came upon us, Chris Benoit defeated HBK & Orton by making Orton tap out to the crossface after he laid out Shawn with the RKO. But, earlier in that show, Chris Jericho defeated Christian to become the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Title at SummerSlam. At SummerSlam, it will be Benoit vs. Jericho for the World Title. The 2 great canadian superstars slowly build up their title program heading into SummerSlam, as well as all the other RAW stars. Smackdown! After Heyman's departure, Stephanie McMahon returned as the new GM of Smackdown. As her first act, she announced that there would be a WWF Title rematch between Eddie Guererro vs. Triple H. Only this time, there would be a guest referee, and that referee would be none other than her. Same as RAW, Eddie & HHH continue to build their title fued heading into SummerSlam, as well as all the other superstars of Smackdown.
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    My booking of RAW & Smackdown M.E. angles

    Smackdown! Guererro/HHH feud On Smackdown after Judgement day, the show opened with JBL coming into Heyman's office, and asking him for a title shot. Heyman granted it to him by saying that he'll get the shot on the last Smackdown show before RAW's next PPV. Later, after HHH arrived at the show to find out that Layfield was getting the next shot at Eddie. HHH was pissed. He stormed into Heyman's office, demanding to know why John Layfield getting the next shot at the WWF Title, and not him. Heyman said that "Paul Heyman's Smackdown" has first come, first serve policy. But, Heyman tells Hunter not to worry, because HHH will get his shot at Eddie Guererro at Smackdown's next PPV entitled, Vengeance. HHH smiles and thanks Heyman as he leaves. WWF Champion, Eddie Guererro comes out to the ring to a huge pop. He gets on the mic, and says that he doesn't care who is thrown at him, he will take on, and go through all challengers. This brought out JBL, who told Eddie that he'll be facing JBL in a steel cage with the title on the line. HHH came out and wished Layfield the best of luck in his match with Eddie, because he'll need it. He then tells Eddie that if he gets by JBL, he'll have to face "The Game" at Smackdown's Vengeance PPV. Smackdown continues to build up the big cage match between Eddie and JBL for the WWF Title. When the match arrived, Eddie defeated JBL inside the cage to retain the WWF Title. HHH came out afterwards as he laid out the champion with his sledgehammer. HHH wrapped up the show by posing with the WWF Title, saying that it will be his at Vengeance. The following week, Smackdown GM, Paul Heyman came out to address the title match at Smackdown's next PPV, Vengeance. Heyman declared that he was so confident that HHH was gonna beat Eddie Guererro for the title at the PPV, that if HHH didn't win the title, Heyman would resign as the GM of Smackdown. In the following weeks, Eddie and HHH continuisly build up their feud, leading into Vengeance. Finally, at Smackdown's Vengeance, after a long, but awesome match, Eddie Guererro defeated Triple H to retain the WWF Title by lying, cheating, & stealing. Therefore, Heyman had to resign as the General Manager of Smackdown!
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