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OMG BAN PLZ! I smell a troll.

The Bret/midget thing was absolute shit. It made me realize that Shawn was in on the screwjob.

I've been trying constantly to find the full Evolution theme by Motorhead with all the lyrics on Kazaa, but all I get is some stupid looped version of the song. Does anyone know where I can find the full theme?

It will be a steel cage match. Goldberg will win,........again. HHH will try to win by crawling out the door, but Kane will slam the door in HHH's face. Goldberg gets up, SPEAR, JACKHAMMER, PINFALL! Goldberg wins, cage raises, Kane slides in, chokeslams Goldberg, takes the World Title, and raises it up in the air, making it clear that he wants a title shot at the next PPV, Armeggeddon.

Speaking of personal pic, this pic came from Molly's photo album.

Why should we even believe 1bullshit, anyway. You guys know full well that they're not always right.

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant I'll clarify that for you: [backstage after Survivor Series] Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out. Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine! Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!. Orton: I'll just R'ko him. Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in! Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?! Bradshaw gets the baby oil out. Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?! HHH walks in. HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh! Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better! HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh! Bradshaw: That little bitch! Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand. Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt. Booker T: Sure... As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena. ...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know where I can find transcripts of Bobby Knight's profanity-laden halftime speech? I can't seem to find it, anywhere.

Evolution is a small weinie.

Evolution uses Ben Gay cream.

Good. It looks like Kurt will be going to Wrestlemania 20, after all. *Crosses fingers in hopes for an Angle/Benoit ME at WM XX*

Here my prediction for RAW. Since HHH lost to Goldberg again tonight, despite the fact he got his shoulder up at the last second, HHH will get a rematch tommorrow night on RAW. One of two things will happen then. 1.Since Kane beat Shane, he'll probably challenge for the World Heavyweight Title. He'll interfere in the rematch between Goldberg & HHH, chokeslam the ref, causing the match to get thrown out. Then he'll attack both HHH & Goldberg, and then he'll grab the World Title and raise it up in the air, signaling that he wants a title shot at Armaggeddon. 2.HHH will get his rematch, and win the World Title back as a reward for his "genorous" jobbing. Oh, that, and he'll cut a long, boring, 60 minute promo, telling everyone how great he is. There's my prediction for RAW, tommorrow night. Your thoughts?

Yeah, and since when has the WWShit ever done that.

Well, looks like Austin's going to Smackdown.

Orton's gonna win, I'm calling it.

I wonder wHHHo is booking this crap.

I think he should change his music. Maybe he should come out to Fozzy's "Balls To The Wall". That should get his juices flowing. Who is booking Brock to be like this, anyway?

If I may correct you, Ray. The sign is entitled, "Pillman, don't work me".

Does anyone here remember Owen Hart when he was in the tag team, High Energy with Koko B. Ware? I'm sure you do. I remember High Energy being one of the hottest new tag teams in 1992, yet they were so underratted, they were never pushed to the tag team titles. Was High Energy destined for greatness if utilized properly, or were they doomed for failure? What do you think.

^^ Oh shit....sorry fellas......I meant Vince and Sable.......didn't mean to scare you guys like that.....Stephanie was definitely not on tonight I apologize again for that Bad Loose Cannon. BAD! BAD BOY!

Can someone tell me why Brock has been jobbing ever since the fallout of No Mercy? He's 0-4, now.

So, the WWF Champion is now 0-4 since No Mercy. Gee, I can't help but wonder wHHHy.

Well, there goes Angle/Benoit for the WWF Title at Wrestlemania 20.