Rawknight

GO check the pinned thread to see what's on offer. We need about 5 purchases to send a check to Thoth, who then sends money to the Dames, who then keeps the fed alive for another 3 months. It's simple.

Yes it does Thugg. The PPV was In Australia. Janus and Crow are Australians. You've seen the pop even Lance Storm can get in Canada (or maybe you haven't). In a PPV in the Bahamas Wildchild would get a bigger pop than anyone. I am not comparing Crow or Janus to Lance Storm.

instead of bitching about the loss, he would have just walked round the ring shouting LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS to all four sides. I had to edit cos the Aussies winning was an upset. And DAMN RIGHT I was getting crap thrown at me for my behaviour. And I TOLD you i was gonna get most heat. This comment is sponsored by SWF Ashes 2 Ashes: The game of Betrayal, Honour and Respect.

Wildchild - this idea always was genius, and you just took it to a higher level. \m/

Based on my TINY JL knowledge. 1) Who, out of the currently active SJL roster, will be most remembered in the JL? Todd Royal. I dig the gimmick. 2) the WF? You can't forget Rando. Not without therapy *grins* 3) Who has the most potential to be something big if they worked a bit harder(answer different from one or two)? Korgath. I like Korgath when he shows. 4) And now...word association...SWF to SJL: Compare any WF superstar to any JL superstar... you may choose more than one... WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS~! 5) Would any two superstars currently in the JL (regardless of face/heel status) make a good tag team for the WF? (base this question on either ability or the meshing of styles/characters) Yeah I'll go with Royal/Maddix too. There based on my LIMITED knowledge that's my ideas.

of course if you're in the same bracket as Chaos.. if it's Chaos who uses Evan Karagias as his pic base.. if it's former GFWA Champion and Elite Player Chaos... you'll still win but it'll be harder. He's kicked my ass before. He was one of the recipients in the Night of Maori Drops. (Matt MacLean x 3, "Awesome" Adam King, Chaos, "Livewire" Sean Casey (who i'm giving the HARD SELL about this fed, and I hope he joins), Thorn (who may be joining this fed in december), Phobia... i think there was one more too.)

Following up to Tom. I'd happily rate Ejiro and Wildchild (INPO) as the #2 and #3 writers in the fed... following up to Tom As my point from the cruiserweight thread, don't compare our titles to the WWE. A title is as strong as it's booked, and we actually have some pretty damn groovy booking ideas (especially cos if the wrestlers book angles themselves the bookers go along with it and spend more time on other people) In other words Duran. you're looking for problems where their aren't any. Possibly your main flaw when looking at your OWN work too...

From the word count thread: "Couldn't finish. I did turn something in so it wouldn't count as an official no show. My apologies to Va'aiga, and everyone looking forward to the match. I just have too much damn school work this semster, and it's only gonna get worse until it's over. I tried to come back, but school wouldn't let me." Hopefully, next semester won't be as bad, and you can defiantly expect to see me back come December." The match was barely half way done, and I ran out of time just as I was getting to the build toward the finish. So i just tacked on a sudden pin to make it a complete match. Once again, I apologize for not giving you any competition. Besides, what I did have was rushed and underwhelming anyways. It's a shame i didn't compete against a full strength Danny match... i'd like to have seen how what i consider the best match i've ever wrote did. Still there's always Genesis V

Before I forget.. the spot i couldn't lever in, cos it didn't fit with the headhunting and stuff. Va'aiga grabs Danny Williams and fires another right cross into Deathwish's chest. Pushing down in the top of Danny's head, Va'aiga drives his opponent down to his knees. Adding a little knee strike to make sure Danny isn't moving, Va'aiga looks out into the crowd and smiles. The Maori Badass takes one deliberate pace back. Then a second. Then a pace to the side. Then a second. Va'aiga extends his arms in front of him and clasps his hands together, before looking up into the crowd, who give him a MASSIVE round of boos. Comet: What is Va'aiga doing? Riley: Well this is what Johnny Wilkinson the england Rugby star does before a... Comet: a what? Va'aiga CHRAGES IN AND PUNTS DANNY WILLIAMS HARD IN THE NUTSACK WITH A VICIOUS, VICIOUS KICK. Riley: A kick.

...and the rest is you slagging off people from the safe comfort of retirement? *LARIATS FROST!* 6598.. not enough but fucking good what i did write.

3500... looking for 7000... 3h15 to go, so prolly not but meh.

I want a poncho! And pan pipes! And a big floppy hat! A big floppy South American wicker hat!

Of course the correct way to promounce Golucester from the original is with a really bad south west english accent. SO think like a Pirate (the Piratical Aaaaaaar comes from that area) and repeat GLAAAAR-STIR GLAAAAR-STIR GLAAAAR-STIR Also for those about to visit the UK... Leicester is pronounced "LESS-ster" Worcester is pronounced "WOO-ster" Southwell in Nottinghamshire is pronounced "SUTH-ALL" and Derby is pronounced "Away in a manger no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus looked up and he said, We hate DAR-bee and We hate DAR-bee. We hate DAR-bee and We hate DAR-bee. We hate DAR-bee and We hate DAR-bee, We are the DAR-bee haters, sheep sheep sheepshaggers AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Two Returning Stars... One Title Shot... Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus Janus Hardcore Gamers #1 Contender - No DQ The Master Of Sickness... The Master Of Sin... Dace "F'n" Night versus "The Sinner" John Duran ICTV #1 contenders A Man Possesed... A Man Betrayed... "Deathwish" Danny Williams versus Va'aiga No Disqualification A Friendship Offered... A Freindship Destroyed... Bastion versus Xstasy Fall Count Anywhere - But with DQ's Friends And Rivals... Enemies and Turncoats... Technicians and Monsters... The Main Event To End All Main Events... TOM FLESHER, THE BOSTON STRANGLER, WILDCHILD, AND JOHNNY DANGEROUS VS EREK TAYLOR, MICHAEL CRAVEN, "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD, AND EJIRO FASAKI! Eight Man Elimination Tag

Rocking... and you're right.. you DON'T need history. You know what would make me mark out. If we could get SOMETHING for every match. Then we could boil that down AGAIN into the intro package for the show.

A lone figure. A black background. The striking features, highlighted by swirling tribal patterns tattooed permanently onto his face. The short black hair forming a border, framing the designs, framing the Moko. The wide hood of a black boxer’s robe covering the head, casting a dramatic shadow over the features. The rippling muscles, covered again in spirals and swirls, with the stylized smiling sun of Tama-nui-to-ra the sun god prominent on the left shoulder. Va’aiga: Danny Williams. A brief shot of Danny Williams, a proud figure, wiping the long dyed black hair past his shoulders as part of his ring entrance, then a quick cut back to the darkness, and the muscular intimidating form of the Maori Badass. Va’aiga: Legend. Cut to Danny Williams again, pinning TNT, pressing his shoulders down firmly to the mat as Mark Soapdish counts along. Cut back to the Maori, shrouded in the darkness. Va’aiga: Champion. Cut to Danny Williams, holding the ICTV belt proudly above his head in victory, as flashbulbs and cheers fly from all directions of the audience. Cut back to the Maori Badass again. Va’aiga: Mentor. Cut to Danny in the ring of the SJL Arena microphone held to his mouth, as he introduces the two wrestlers, Va’aiga clean shaven, goatee bearded, free of facial tattoos and Dace Night in jeans and a loose fitting Team Horrocore Football shirt, “DN” on the front, 666 on the back and each arm. Cut back to a close up of Va’aiga’s face, only the right side visible, as he spits with venom and hatred. Va’aiga: Liar. Cut to Va’aiga standing on the ring apron as Danny fires off elbows into Tom Flesher, popping the crowd and setting off another scramble from the photographers at ringside to get a better angle. Cut back to Va’aiga standing in the center of the camera, light rippling off his ripped physique. Va’aiga: You didn’t help me. Cut to Va’aiga Corkscrew Maori Dropping Jay Dawg onto a flaming section of canvas to win his debut match in the SWF and a Hardcore Gamers Title shot as well. Cut back to Va’aiga, closer this time, just his face and his upper chest showing on camera. Va’aiga: You barely ever said my name. Cut to Va’aiga driving Show down as his part of the Decapitator, as Quiz is left laying and Tom Flesher is being fought off by… The Boston Strangler. Cut to an EXTREME close up of Va’aiga his tattooed face filling the screen. Va’aiga: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT’S MYYYYYYYYYYY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME? Cut to. BETRAYAL… HONOUR… RESPECT… DANNY WILLIAMS vs VA’AIGA… ASHES 2 ASHES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH NOONE IN CHAT! NOONE! NOT EVEN MERC IDLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

LARIAT YOUR OPPONENT TILL THEY TAP OUT ON THE MAT OUT OF FEAR FOR THEIR NECK That's Va'aiga's favourite submission. Go read my promos.

Axis Voice Over: In the beginning there was the Unholy Trinity… Va’aiga leans over to Dace and forcefully tags the High Priest of Horrorcore, then moves back to Ejiro and peels the King of Rule off the canvas, whipping him into the ropes. Dace hobbles into the ring and assumes position to the left and in front of Va’aiga and as the Maori Badass grabs and turns Ejiro, powering Ejiro down to the canvas again with an inverted powerbomb, Dace fires off a stiff Axe Kick across the back of Ejiro’s neck with his good leg! Stevens: DECAPITATOR! DECAPITATOR! DECAPITATOR! Va’aiga rushes to the edge of the ring and stomps away on Judge’s hands as he tries to claw himself onto the apron to either distract Hebner or pull Dace out, but with Va’aiga guarding it’s a fruitless task, as Dace drops to cover Ejiro and Mark Hebner counts, joined by the unanimous voices of the packed crowd… ONE! TWO! THREE! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Stevens: THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! IT’S FINALLY OVER! That’s the three count and the long undefeated reign of Justice and Rule is over! Axis Voice Over: They did the impossible. They shocked the world… Funyon: Your winners, and NEW SWF TAG TEAM CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD… VAAAAAAA’AIIIIIIGA AND DAAAAAAAAAACE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! TRIN-ITY! The Goth and the Maori embrace each other, Tag Title Belts in their hands, as the crowd continue to chant for them. The pair in the ring raise the belts high into the air, the crowd cheers, cameras flash and we fade to commercials on this picture perfect moment. Axis Voice Over: But nobody expected what would happen when you don’t give a Maori the attention he believes he deserves… Text overlay: October 13, 2003 Va’aiga steps over to Dace Night and smiles, then turns to the crowd and grabs Dace’s arm, lifting it high into the air, to a massive cheer. The colour fades from the screen as this clip plays, washing it out to a faded red Va’aiga and Dace turn and pose, Dace still breathing heavily from his title match. Va’aiga turns to Dace and….wrenches Dace’s arm back across his own throat! Va’aiga ducks and steps forward, Torture Racking Dace across the back of his massive Maori shoulders and holding him there, Dace’s arm still locked over his own throat. Va’aiga jumps a little and falls to his side, dropping the Horrorcore One STRAIGHT DOWN, FROM OVER SIX FOOT UP VERTICALLY ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! The crowd is split between duelling “HOLY SHIT!” chants and a massive stadium wide round of boos. As the pounding beats and cynical lyrics of “Walk” by Pantera cut in as a backdrop the colour fades back in… Can’t you see I’m easily not bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you Va’aiga knees over Dace, laid out on the canvas, and screams down into the semi conscious face of the Birmingham native, Screaming down over his fallen body… Va’aiga (VO): See smacking down Dace Night with the Stinger. That was the biggest step I’ve taken in my career. I needed to make a statement. Va’aiga grabs Wildchild with one arm and slings the cruiser across his chest effortlessly, extending his other arm out to give the thumbs down sign, as the arena explodes into boos. Va’aiga grabs a firm hold of Wildchild and walks him down to where a few members of the technical crew have stored some of the SWF’s equipment and jumps, MAORI DROPPING WILDCHILD ONTO A A FULL BOX OF CABLES! You want in to get under my skin and call yourself a friend I need more friends like you WHAT CAN I DO? Va’aiga (VO): What’s this brother meant to do? Wait for Danny Williams to decide I’m no longer needed? Va’aiga lifts CIA back up to his knees again, CIA’s head drooping and his body slightly swaying, as if blown by an invisible wind. Va’aiga this time just THROWS the chair at CIA’s head and the Canadian slumps down to the mat, the steel bouncing off CIA’s cranium with a sickening crash. IS THERE NO STANDARD ANY MORE What it is who I am where I’ve been belong Va’aiga (VO): Danny Williams was never there for the Maori. Va’aiga shrugs his shoulder again as Quiz, half aware of his surroundings crawls up and then stands, eyes glazed over, only there to intercept A SECOND BIG NASTY EVIL MAORI LAAAAARIAAAAAATOOOOOOOOO!! YOU CAN’T BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT Be yourself by yourself stay away from me Danny Williams (VO): Looking back.............I could have done things a lot better. Smiling to himself, Va’aiga drags his dazed opponent to his feet, and pushes him against the ropes. Taking Danny by the wrist, Va’aiga whips him off the ropes, and takes position in the center of the ring! Instead of bouncing off the ropes, Williams stunningly leaps up on to the second rope, and springboards off! SMACK! Williams crashes into Va’aiga with a reverse elbow smash, causing both men to tumble to the mat! A lesson learned in life, known from the dawn of time RE! SPECT! WALK! WHADDA YA SAY? Va’aiga (VO): Danny Williams expected this brother to go out there and win titles IN HIS NAME. Va’aiga smashes the chair down over Dace night again and again, each time the sickening thud of steel on flesh echoing around the arena RE! SPECT! WALK! ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????? Danny Williams (VO): I would like to think that if I was a little more involved, if I did things differently, things would be different.....but they wouldn’t be Before the big man can turn around, Williams hooks his arm under his chin, and jumps up on his back! Danny throws himself backwards, pulling Va’aiga down into a Doushime Sleeperhold! Knowing that this is a potential match ender, the Hawaiian crowd goes ecstatic! Va’aiga (VO): Danny Williams would take the glory of me and Dace and twist it into his own gain. Soapdish is still a mess, and it’s up to anyone’s guess as to just what the hell did he actually see. Va’aiga leans deep into the ropes, carefully eyeing Williams up. Holding his lower abdomen in pain, Danny gingerly stands up, when... SMAAAAAACK! Va’aiga decapitates him with a thunderous Lariat! Run your mouth when I’m not around it’s easy to acheive You cry to weak friends that sympathise Danny Williams (VO): I always thought he had the potential to be great, that’s why I hand picked him With his last breath, a weary Danny Williams viciously rams his thumbs into Va’aiga’s eyes! Va’iaga uncharacteristically screams in pain, releasing Williams so that he can wipe the stinging out of his eyes! Rolling around on the mat like he’s on fire, Va’aiga frantically rubs his watering eyes, while Williams coughs and gags like he’s gonna puke, struggling to replenish his lungs with precious oxygen. Can’t you hear the violins playing your song Those same friends tell me your every word Va’aiga (VO): But I ain’t taking that shit no more. In a disturbing sight, Va’aiga begins relentlessly slamming the steel chair into the lifeless body of Danny Williams! IS THERE NO STANDARD ANY MORE?? What it is who I am where I’ve been belong Danny Williams (VO): there’s only been one person who’s remained loyal to me, and kept his word, and that’s Dace Fucking Night! Helping Dace to his feet, blood pouring from his face and down his body. Danny helps his student and team mate towards the waiting EMTs as he looks back over his shoulder at the vanishing sight of Va’aiga. YOU CAN’T BE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT Be yourself by yourself stay away from me Va’aiga (VO): WHAT’S MY NAME, DANNY? Dace liquefies Va’aiga’s face with a nasty Yakuza Kick! But shockingly, Va’aiga absorbs the blow, and brings the steel chair down across Dace’s head anyway! SMAAAAAAAACK! Dace goes down like a sack of bricks! Turning his attention back to Danny, Va’aiga once again, shows no mercy, by beating him with the steel chair over and over again! But he ceases the assault, when out of nowhere, a bloody Dace compassionately crawls on top of his broken mentor’s body! A lesson learned in life, known from the dawn of time Danny Williams (VO): You’re damn straight there’ll be a retaliation Williams momentarily pauses at the ring steps. He looks up at the nightmarish creature that awaits him, doubting if he is capable of defeating such a monster. Refusing to let something as insignificant as fear get the best of him, Williams swallows hard, and blindly rushes into the ring like a suicide victim jumping to his death. RE! SPECT! WALK! WHADDA YA SAY? Va’aiga (VO): WHAT’S MY NAME? Va’aiga brings the chair down across the back of Dace’s so hard, that is shatters it breaks it apart! RE! SPECT! WALK! ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????? Danny Williams (VO) Va’aiga’s gonna find out that pushing me off my pedestal isn’t as easy as it seems Va’aiga (VO): WHAT’S MY NAME? NO WAY PUNK! Fade to black, as the music fades out and text comes across the screen, each line punctuated by the thump of a drum beat. BETRAYAL… HONOUR… RESPECT… DANNY WILLIAMS vs VA’AIGA… ASHES 2 ASHES.

It would be cool, but to the Maori copying ANYTHING Australian would be about as bad as finding the aggreement for emancipation of the native population of new zealand, pissing on it, setting it on fire and fueling the flames with the gastric gasses of a massive fart. Also about as, if not slightly less likely as Z, Tod and CIA doing a Trio version of God Bless America wearing Gringos Locos style Stars and Stripes suits.

You do realise that Va'aiga, a staunch New Zealander and rugby fan is going to be appearing in front of a MASSIVE Australian crow, about 4 hours after the Australia vs New Zealand Rugby World Cup Semi Final. If the All Blacks win I EXPECT to get loudest boos of the night, just by coming out in an All Blacks jersey. EDIT: Freudian fucking typos. I'll get you yet, Bird-man. *shakes fist*

I Lost. Boooooo There are promos, including Annie! YAAAAY! That is all.. so far

I SO TOTALLY call PPV promo time.

Two Returning Stars... One Title Shot... Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus Janus Hardcore Gamers #1 Contender - No DQ Annie is the Hardcore Queen after all. The Master Of Sickness... The Master Of Sin... Dace "F'n" Night versus "The Sinner" John Duran ICTV #1 contenders Sorry Duran, I'm not backing against the Brummie A Man Possesed... A Man Betrayed... "Deathwish" Danny Williams versus Va'aiga No Disqualification No prediciton, but if I lose you motherfuckers best goddamn read AND COMMENT on my match on the losers thread, ya hear? A Friendship Offered... A Freindship Destroyed... Bastion versus Xstasy Fall Count Anywhere - But with DQ's HOSSORESU~! Friends And Rivals... Enemies and Turncoats... Technicians and Monsters... The Main Event To End All Main Events... TOM FLESHER, THE BOSTON STRANGLER, WILDCHILD, AND JOHNNY DANGEROUS VS EREK TAYLOR, MICHAEL CRAVEN, "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD, AND EJIRO FASAKI! Eight Man Elimination Tag Ok given the company I would SO mark out for Wildchild being the only survivor!

If you need a partner Natasha's still around somewhere. Oh not THAT sort of partner...