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Is the Hville Hugg the world's toughest Care Bear? I WANT COMMENTS ON MY MATCH! *needs the praise*

I though i'd just add... *MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT*

Why isn't there a button for "Yes, but only if I win something"

*has won a match with lariat-lariat-spear-spear-finisher VERY recently - and MY finisher is little more than a big 'ol jumping powerslam* and I've never seen Kawada vs Kobashi... it's mysteriously missing off my best of Budokan tape. It's not a tape lacking in Kawada OR Kobashi either, two Misawa vs Kawada, two Misawa/Kobashi vs Kawada/Taue, Misawa/Akiyama vs Kawada/Taue, Kobashi vs Williams, Kawada vs Williams and Kawada vs Allbright are all on it.

I'm gonna be double picky and say.. and enzuigiri is ANY kick to the back of the head enzui (to the back of the head) giri (kick) When Cole says enzuigiri to the back of the head that's a fine example of tautology A roundhouse enzuigiri would be an enzuinowashigiri if K-1 announcer Will Vanders' call of roundhouse kicks is right (which I think it is, but that's still no excuse for him screaming KNOCKDOOOOOOOOOWN like Jonathon Pearce on speed)

Update I got nailed with the Welchia worm SECONDS after starting my PC up again. It got through a security hole in XP before I'd downloaded Zone Alarm - and that was the first thing i did after booting up.

OK Why haven't I been around on chat and stuff recently? I have no working PC at the moment. I bought a brand spanking new £100 motherboard, with Dual Channel DDR, 400MHz FSB setting for uber fast chips, SATA so I can buy a new uber fast hard drive and RAID so i can have more than 2 HDs on my system. And what happens... It doesn't work. But not just a normal doesn't work, this is a REALLY special doesn't work with a side serving of not working sauce. It bombs out the second windows loads. It gives fun critical errors and THIS is when I went in to check how the shop was getting on fixing the fucking thing. It's in over the weekend and HOPEFULLY I can go get it out Sunday, but not after having to buy a new up to date CASE to feed it's insatiable appetite for power and cooling fans, or even worse a new CPU. This is all VERY BAD. This is injury. Here comes insult... In all the transit my 60Gb hard drive DIED. Really died. Total destruction of the FAT table so you know there's stuff on it, but you can't access ANY of it. Now My little hard drive still works, but tht was my system drive and had nothing but programs and the odd few documents on. My 60Gb had EVERYTHING on it. Any SWF artwork I haven't uploaded is gone, including templates for stuff. 7Gb of wrestling is gone. 3Gb of Invader Zim is gone. 6Gb of music is gone. 3Gb of emulator stuff is gone. Saved games (including my Champ Man games which have DAYS of work on them) gone. I feel really bad about asking Dace to cover my blazing hell trail in the game AGAIN and hopefully I might be back up and running by tomorrow night, but if there's serious (or overly costly) problems I'm either going to be dead till next week (when I can get back on my parents PC like I am now), or pawning computer games. Hope to be OK soon, but if not you all know why.

And I've lost the chat script... anyone want to furnish me with the link?

Update: I'm back, but with only 20Gb of HD space. At least I'm working again...

You got the appaling grammar off fine, and other than missing a fine chance for an over the top threat.. "Why don't we go into his office and give King a beating" would be better as "Why don't we bust into King's office and shove his damn commissioner table up his ass" Other than that it's all cool I trust the Thugg!

I'm prolly gonna promo on the show (if I have time) seeing as I'm officially available again... I asked for 2 shows off and the 2nd of them happened to be the tourney start. Might do some sort of desire thingy, to help explain why Va'aiga is a good 20lbs more buff, cut, ripped, chiselled and jaaaaaaaaacked than he was before the shoulder injury.

I personally don't like commentators making mistakes like this about Va'aiga... largely because commentators are ex wrestlers, and therefore I can't rip their heads off. If characters call Va'aiga an Australian to his face, they WILL be lariated, possibly after some righteous anger no selling Of course IN Australia Va'aiga is a huge heel, cos he can cut SUPREME anti Australia promos

Smarks Board Name: Rawknight Wrestlers Name: Chris Card Nicknames: Technical Perfection Height: 6’4 Weight: 235 From: Nottingham, UK Age: 31 Face/Heel: Edgy Heel Stable: Ring Escort: Natasha Weapon(s): The Aerosol Equalizer (A can of mace that either Card or Natasha can carry) Quote: “Deal With It!” Looks: Long jet black hair, tied back. Cut physique, simple black wrestling tights with the Technical Perfection logo on them. White wrist tape and black arm pads. Backstage Card will normally wear one of his own T-shirts. Ring Entrance: The arena lights dim, except for the entrance ramp spotlights which turn royal purple and focus on the skull over spade Technical Perfection logo on the SmarkTron. As the images change, first showing Chris Card shaking Suicide King’s hand, then showing Chris Card and Natasha doing what they do best (cheating, kicking and spraying people with mace) “If dysfunction is a function then I must be some kind of… GEEEEEEENIIIIIIIUUUUUSSSS” Chris Card and Natasha step out into the entrance gate and wait for Funyon’s introduction… ::Insert Funyon Stuff Here:: …before walking down the ramp way towards the ring. Card parts the ropes to allow Natasha to step into the ring first before sliding in between the ropes himself and posing to rile up the crowd. Style: Martial Arts based wrestler mixed with a solid technical wrestling background. Wrestles like a cross between heel Shawn Micheals and Ultimo Dragon (or Steve Blackman with charisma, your choice) Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 4 (Nice and stiff with the kicks, no huge power stuff) Speed: 4 (Quick enough to climb the ropes and fire off moves with some speed) Vitality: 4 (Sells everything, takes a good kicking) Charisma: 8 (Gets under your skin REAL fast) Signature moves: The Ecstasy/STC/Space Tornado Card (Chokeslam/Leg Trip, STO style) Cardiac Arrest I (Hammerlock Inverted DDT) Cardiac Arrest II (Hammerlock Dragon Sleeper to DDT) Kip Up and Dropkick to the chest Top Rope Spinning Heel Kick Muay Thai Clinch and Knee Strikes Repeated Roundhouse Kicks to a victim in the corner Leaping Palm Strike to a victim on the top turnbuckle Straightjacket Suplex Sitout Front Suplex Roundhouse Kick Rush Rolling Inverted Surfboards Common moves: Roundhouse Kick Knife Hand Chop Backfist Strike (Uraken) Palm Heel Strike (Shotei) Snap Kick Side Kick Knee Strikes Running High Knee Roundhouse Enzuigiri Rolling Sobat Spinning Heel Kick Spinning Leg Lariat Clothesline DDT Vertical Suplex Northern Lights Suplex German Suplex Rear Naked Choke Forearm Choke Bow and Arrow Submission Elevated Surfboard Heel Tactics Stuff (Eye Rakes, Low Blows that sort of thing) Chain Wrestling Stuff as needed Rare moves: Finishers: The Calling Card (Superkick to the chest) This can be signalled for by crossing his fingers over his heart, or hit out of nowhere. In promos Card often sets this up with "And here's my Calling Card..." Managers Name: Natasha Nicknames: The Gothic Sexual Icon Height: 5'10 Weight: rude to ask you know... (about 170lbs) From: Point Pleasence Beach, NJ Age: 28 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: Entrance: (This is for Natasha specific promos) Strength: 2 (Knows how to throw a kick) Speed: 7 (Quite good at running away) Vitality: 1 (Frail) Charisma: 10 (Pure sexual appeal, Pure evil) Natasha’s entrance is the same as Card’s but her theme music is “Brackish” by Kittie and the important lines are “She is not scared to die The best things in life drive her to cry CRUCIFY THEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEARN SIT AND WATCH ME BUUUUUUUUUUURN” Looks: Natasha is DAMN sexy (for those who prefer raven haired beauties) with long flowing black hair and an exquisite gothic wardrobe. When wrestling (which isn’t very often) Natasha wears a female version of Card’s outfit complete with her own “Sexy Goth Bitch” baby-t shirt. Notes: Wherever Chris Card goes, Natasha is sure to follow close behind. Not that there's anything going on between them. Sexy (and she knows it), nasty (and she loves it) and downright evil (and damn proud of it), Natasha has always been prepared to do anything to help her charges to succeed. Especially if it involves kicking people in the 'nads. Natasha CAN wrestle if called upon to, but she generally sticks to kicking and hair pulling. Signature Move: The Sterilizer With the victim seated on the top turnbuckle (and stunned), Natasha enters the ring and superkicks them in the crotch.

Psssh, didn't you get the memo? There are no rematches for the tag belts. Otherwise Judge and Me would have teamed up in the last month. PREPARE FOR RETURN~! Chunkachunka! Serves you right for being good enough for singles pushes...

Kudos to Grap and Mike on their win. Now let's have a rematch when i'm not dead from heatstroke AND NOT ON THE HOTTEST... DAY... EVER! (The match of course DID kick seven shades of ass. I just know me and Dace can do better than OUR match)

Yeah, man, but you just hammer people. You don't murder people... do you? I've never really looked into Va'aiga's past as a Maori Gang member. His history has him as a Mongrel Mob prospect so probably more summary beatings than murder. Fortunately he's never done the most infamous of Mongrels habits (Gang rape. Ew.) Essentially he was somewhere between a Crypt and a Hell's Angel, but with more tatoos. Now Chris Card has Heartbreakered a guy with broken ribs in an attempt to puncture a lung and thrown Sonic Conklin's RP hero Kidd Reaper off a bridge, taking him out for months. But that's all WITHIN the bounds of wrestling, so it's ok.

As someone who used to be a senior marker, matchwriter and booker for RP feds I say this: If you don't do anything but insult your opponents your roleplaying might not go very deep but that IS what basic wrestling promos are about. If you build wonderful characters and deep storylines, running the personal depths of your character through the public spectacle you can write DAMN effective stuff... however if you don't insult your opponent AT ALL you're not promoing IMHO! Ask Danny Conklin about Kronos. The key is balance people. Balance. Oh and Edwin. There's lots of gothy characters with dark sinister paths and personal demons EVERYWHERE in both e-fedding and the indy wrestling circuits of the western world (both FWA AND NWA:UK-H had dark and sinister stables last time i checked) I'd like to point out that Va'aiga has a violent past. And a violent present. And a violent future. BOO-YAH!

I HATE this heat over here. It's sucking the life force out of me. Sorry for no showing, but quite frankly I'm in a SHITLOAD of pain through heat related shit and therefore my brain was reduced to mush. I was gonna write a 2K clusterfuck draw in case of DNS, but I didn't. Ho hum.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADRIAN!

Smarks Board Name: Rawknight Wrestlers Name: Va'aiga Real Name: Va'aiga Tuipulotu Nicknames: The Maori Badass Height: 6'8 Weight: 290 Hometown: Rotorua, Aotearoa (New Zealand) Age: 30 Face/Heel: Face (though DAMN tweenery at times, and a Heel in Australia!) Stable: The Unholy Trinity (w/ Dace Night & Deathwish Danny Williams) Ring Escort: None Weapons: Va'aiga uses weapons, but doesn't bring any with him Quotes: "Turn up, KICK ASS!", "BOO-YAH!" Looks: Va'aiga has a shaved head, leaving a little at the front unshaved. Va'aiga's wears white wrist and hand tape, across the palm of the hand and wrapped 1/3 of the way up the forearm, black wrestling tights with red Maori patterns on them and black boots. Va'aiga's arms are covered in ta Moko (Maori Tattoos) from shoulder to wrist. The whole effect of Va’aiga’s look should be enough to make cowardly bitchy cheating heels WET THEMSELVES. Or at least beg off a bit. Va’aiga is an intimidating man. Ring Entrance: The arena drops to darkness, as Va'aiga's shadow appears in the entranceway, dressed in his hooded training top with the hood down. The bassline of "Bring The Pain" by Method Man starts up and red strobe lights pierce the darkness of the entrance ramp as Va'aiga begins his slow walk to the ring, throwing a few phantom jabs on the way. The Smarktron shows images of Va'aiga shadow boxing and posing, cut with some of his biggest in ring hits - Maori Dropping Jay Dawg onto a flaming section of canvas, flattening Ejiro with a Lariat, Camel Clutching Jay Dawg with a bent golf club, Maori Dropping CIA through the windshield of the Mag 7 limo, smashing Crow with a chair, staring off with Janus, holding up both the Tag and Hardcore Gamers belts after the tag title win, hitting the Decapitator on Ejiro with Dace Night... Inside the ring Va'aiga rolls down his hood and raises his fists to the crowd, then takes off his top and throws it to a ring assistant before firing off the Maori hand sign. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7 (Va’aiga can throw ANYONE around. His lariats and tackles can knock anyone off their feet pretty much too!) Speed: 3 (To quote someone (Judge I think) Va’aiga is capable of moving VERY quickly… in a straight line. Complicated stuff like climbing the ropes and that happen very slowly.) Vitality: 7 (If you even THINK about firing off a chop or slap at Va’aiga, be prepared to get your head taken off with a lariat. These are things Maoris just don’t sell. Va’aiga can delay sell All Japan style, and being from the Pacific Islands he has an unusually hard head!) Charisma: 3 (Va'aiga isn’t going to win the Nobel Prize for literature. He’s more a simple threats and swearing kind of guy) Style: Va’aiga is a pure and simple power wrestler. It’s not that Va’aiga doesn’t know how to work an opponents weaknesses carefully and pick subtle and diverse tactics, it’s just not his STYLE. His style is more throwing people around and shouting “BOO-YAH!” very loudly. Signature moves: BIG Lariat No sell and Lariat Punch combo: Left cross, left cross, left cross, kiss the fist, BIG right hook - The crowd can call along with this (ONE! TWO! THREE! ooooooOOOOOAAAAHBOO-YAH!) Southern Lights Bomb Running Shoulder Tackle (His hot tag clear out move) Running Tackle from behind High Angle Bodyslam and Taunt Release Powerbomb and Taunt Flapjack and Taunt Common moves: Lots of kicks and punches Yakuza Kick STO Side Russian Leg Sweep Reverse Russian Leg Sweep Boston Crab Camel Clutch Shoulder Backbreaker Hold Abdominal Stretch Backbreaker Backdrop Suplex Exploder Suplex Tiger Suplex Release Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex Release German Suplex Side Belly to Belly Suplex Brainbuster Falcon Arrow Rare moves: Frog Splash - needs a Maori Drop to set up Slingshot Plancha - only in big tag matches, and it's NOT pretty Va’aiga Stinger (Arm Trap Burning Hammer) - New Special Occasion Head Drop finisher! Block it from your mind, it isn’t getting used by you unless you’re jobbing to me! Finishers: Maori Drop (Jumping Fall Forward Slam WITH AUTHORITY!) - The Maori Drop alone is a guaranteed two count and a set up for something bigger. Any variation on a Maori Drop is a legit finisher (the Running Maori Drop is the most common, but Spinning, Chokeslam, and Super Maori Drop have all been seen and all have won matches) Pacific Stretch (Inverted DDT to Dragon Sleeper w/ Body Scissors) - This is Va’aiga’s submission finisher if he ever needs one. Which isn’t very often. Tag Signature Move: Knee Clip/Spear - It's spears from both sides at once. Pancaketastic. Tag Finisher: The Decapitator (Inverted Powerbomb/Axe Kick) - Va'aiga is always the Inverted Powerbomb half. Notes: Va'aiga is, as one commentator described him, Violence at its Finest. Trained as a King's Road style wrestler Va'iga will, under normal circummstances, start with a flurry of strikes, move on to sumbissions and stretching before finishing with his range of power moves. However Va'aiga has a tendency to totally lose his cool, grab for foreign objects and get himself DQd for the sake of some extra violence. If beaten in some way that doesn't KO him (e.g. flash cradles) Va'aiga will tend to flip out and destroy his opponent until restrained. If Va'aiga cheats, he cheats very blatantly. Va'a'iga is also not afraid to beat on refs if THEY annoy him. After big moves Va'aiga will often stop and shout to the crowd, "BOO-YAH!", "C'MON!" and other equally short and to the point stuff. Bio: Turn Up, Kick Ass. Va'aiga is violence personified. Unsubtle, short tempered, mean, nasty and incredibly vindictive - and the fans LOVE it - Va'aiga Tuipulotu has been kicking ass in his native New Zealand, Japan and the US for 6 long hard years now. Trained by Chris Vaikona and refined by Shoji Tanaka, Va'aiga has a sound grasp of pychology as well as a sound grasp of the psychotic. Va'aiga began as part of the Commonwealth of Wrestlers stable, but soon left for the US and began teaming with his friend Va'a as the Haka Boyz, winning many accolades and championships, as well as earning a reputation for unbridled violence. As a singles wrestler Va'aiga has won a handful of singles titles, mainly in the field of Deathmatches, but has never wanted to be classed as a hardcore wresler, just an extremely tough one. Va'aiga has fought, however, in some famed gimmick matches, notably the Shark Tank Match (Steel Cage suspended above the ring) and the infamous Office deathmatch, smashing up the office of the Hardcore commissioner of his federation in a brutal title defense. The last time Va'aiga was seen on US TV he Maori Dropped 7 people in a night long rampage, including three for the president of his federation, resulting in his prompt firing from the company. A deadly enemy, and sometimes a deadly ally, Va'aiga is nevertheless a great wrestler and a man to be respected. In the SJL Va'aiga got a reputation for being a determined winner and a VERY bad loser, frequently detroying locker rooms, sercurity staff, referees or whatever in cathartic rages to soothe himself. Va'aiga proved himself an outstanding wrestler in a memorable #1 contender match against Tryst and in his final, desperate win in a steel cage against Crow with his Career on the line and as he enters the SWF he already has an alliance with Dace Night and Danny Williams in the Unholy Trinity.

Unholy Trinity "Fear The Decapitator" Shirt Sean Atlas Logo shirt (it's based on his tatoo!) Janus Rage Unleashed Shirt

Annie Eclectic Hardcore Queen T-Shirt CIA Made In Canada T-Shirt CIA I Am Canadian T-Shirt Dace Night Weedwhacker T-Shirt International Incident T-Shirt Boston Strangler T-Shirt The Extreme Solution T-Shirt

"The Maori Badass" VA'AIGA Appearance Stance: Power Size: L Face: 117 Chest(M): Bare Stomach(S): Belt w/ Tights 2 Upper Arm(M): Elbow Pad Lower Arm(S): F Wristband S Wrist: Hand CoverThighs(M): Fire Tights Thigh: F Long Thights 1 Knees: Long Tights and Shoes Ankle: Shoes 2 Color Set ZEROS ALL THE WAY DOWN BABY! Edit Skills Organization: WPA Fight Style: Power Defensive Skill: Power Critical Type: Power Special Skill: Quick Return Recovery: Fast Recovery(Bloody): Medium Breathing: Medium Breathing(Bloody): Medium Awareness: Poor Awareness(Bloody): Poor Neck Strength: High Arm Strength: High Waist Strength: High Foot Strength: High Movement Speed: Medium Ascent Speed: Slow Ascend Skill: Can Ascend Outside Return Count: 8 Touchwork: Slow Theme: Kill You Umm give him tons of power and defensive stats Moves: Special Running Lariat Counter Lariat Northern Lights Bomb Avalanche Press Finisher Avalanche Hold (Maori Drop)

Crow Natural Born Chaos T-shirt Double Jeapordy T-Shirt Todd Royal T-Shirt Craig McLennan T-Shirt John Duran T-Shirt Two Drink Minimum T-Shirt

Tod deKindes Shirt (Cos I don't know anything better about Tod logos and stuff it ended up a bit Canadian)