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    The Shield

    "You can go now." Wow and damn. EDIT: Oh man, it's the Marlo Stanfield ending for Vic, huh.
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    The Shield

    Holy fucking fuck. I saw the suicide coming, but wow. Using the word "Benoit" was far too right.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Well, I opened my draft up with Albert Brooks playing a villain, and god damn it, that's how I'm gonna close it, too. Russ Cargill "Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, soft!" "... s-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power." "Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!" or, alternatively... "There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat; the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now." .... or, alternatively... "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?!" "No, rats couldn't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots."
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    Actors/Actress Draft!

    Parker Posey Aaaand that's my list. I'm not sure how I'm going to be with the movie ideas because I had a couple, but only the Kurosawa one really fleshed out and the end of my final quarter at community college is draining me of my will to be even remotely creative. So, uh, yeah, we'll see.
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    Annoying tv characters

    I was pretty fond of 'Round Springfield, too.
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    Annoying tv characters

    She never annoyed me.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    I wouldn't mind Helen Lovejoy getting drafted, but Jesus Christ, yes, I'm glad nobody's drafted Lindsey Naegle too. What a boring, boring stock character.
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    The Smart Marks Greatest Song of the 60s Tournament

    GROUP A "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash vs Respect" by Aretha Franklin "Cupid" by Sam Cooke vs "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals vs "She Loves You" by The Beatles "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye vs "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys GROUP B "Eight Days A Week" by The Beatles vs "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks vs "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles vs "Stand By Me" by Ben E. King "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees vs "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie vs "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones vs "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendrix Expierence vs "The Weight" by The Band "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground vs "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground vs "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs vs "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones vs "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown "Norwegian Wood" by Beatles vs "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
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    Annoying tv characters

    Nina Myers. My contribution- any character that Ali Larter has played on Heroes. Touche and agreed.
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    Annoying tv characters

    I can't stand Danny on The Shield either, she hasn't been interesting for at least a couple of seasons if not more. Also, Audrey Raines. Jesus, have any of Jack's love interests not been incredibly boring?
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    Actors/Actress Draft!

    I thought we still had one more round to go?
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    The Office Season 5

    Ryan really stole the entire episode, between the amazing "breakup" (that will last only until he gets back from Thailand, I imagine), him and Kelly encouraging Toby to punch Michael, and his scene with Pam where he unsuccessfully tried to get her to clean the microwave, he's really become one of my favorite characters out of nowhere.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Scroby, your list is missing a pick. Wasn't it Joey Ramone?
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Where goes Selma, must also go... Patty Bouvier Patty: My name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions? Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded. Patty: (drops the green pen) I won't be needing this!
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    I was going to draft Baby Gerald, but then Maggie Simpson got drafted and I couldn't do the bait and switch of making it look like I was about to draft her and then draft him instead. Oh, well. Oh, Baby Gerald, what mischief will you get into next?
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    How the fuck did she last this long. Selma Bouvier Terwiliger Hutz McClure Simpson (... Stu?) "Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    I'm not really dying to do twelve but if the majority wants it I'm cool with it.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Dammit dammit dammit I had my eye (in the sky) on Arnie Pye too. Not for this round, though, but the next. Great pick.
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    The Shield

    I'm going to go the other way on this; I think Lloyd kills his mother, sets it up in some way where Dutch can't prove it conventionally, and Dutch finally snaps and kills Lloyd. It's a little Dexter, but it'd play upon Dutch's established dark side (killing the cat a couple of seasons back) and the fact that above all else he wants to stop Lloyd from ever killing again.
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    More Future Endeavours - Dykstra, Lena, Elijah

    Huge waste of someone who was great as a manager, fine as an authority figure, and really really weak as a wrestler and yet they put him in that position anyway instead of using him where he could have did what he did for Umaga a couple years back. Lame.
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    WWE Raw - November 17, 2008

    Stephanie sounds half-asleep tonight.
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Mr. Sparkle and Fox Mulder going basically has left me with one real pick on my mind and I'm not sure they'll last. I've also got a pick mapped out for my last pick if nobody takes them, but I'll be seriously shocked if that turns out to be the case.
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    Actors/Actress Draft!

    Rounding off my Kurosawa cast with a pair of actresses. Keiko Awaji Chiaki Kuriyama Aaaand I have no clue who my 35th pick is going to be. Fun times!
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Man, I knew I should have gotten on drafting Mulder when I could. Ah, well, this narrows it down to my next awesome guest star pick. He didn't have a whole lot of quoteworthy lines, but it was one of the most fantastic bits of guest star casting the show ever did, and fuck it, it's Johnny Cash, man. So, in your face, Space Coyote!
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    The Simpsons Character Draft

    Oh man, I just watched that episode last night and I was seriously considering taking him. Well played, he was by far the best guest star of that entire episode.
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