Mecha Mummy

42. Steiner is still slightly over, even after the HHH feud. Goldberg would have crashed and burned in that.

Vince: "Logic? Common sense? What the hell is that?"

Reason 9: Steiner has amounted a list of some of the most hilariously lame catchphrases ever. "Who's next?" is just boring.

Joanie got schooled by MASA CHONO last year.

*Laughs* And instead of parodying movies, they just take random children's toys and mess with them, making it even MORE random since that has nothing to do with either of their gimmicks.

Of all the Japanese wrestlers we could have gotten, we got Kenzo Suzuki. JOOOOOOOY. Oh, and I'm astonished at how well Shark Boy can emote and act without speaking and only using his eyes. He looked like a child hiding something when he was hiding the Hulk Hands, it was so great.

I loved it when he started jumping around working the crowd in the background. Sharky-sama saved that match.

How odd is it seeing CM PUNK act like Raven and want to join The Gathering?

Raven wants to get his hands on Russo for costing him the match against Gilbertti three weeks ago, and it seems Douglas keeps getting in his way.

Jarrett pinned Styles after like three Strokes.

500 hours of ECW? *Drool* Watch as they use NONE of it.

*Laughs* I'm going with the last one because Jazz will probably be facing Ivory or something.

Bring back Hulk Showgan!

Show is a HILARIOUS guy on talk shows and stuff. I think that's his true calling.

It should be a watchable TV match, at the very least.

Final Fantasy VII on another retro trip last night.

Whipwreck was also the tag team partner of TAJIRI for a while.

Hey, I would have thought it was funny if I had ever watched Baywatch.

Austin spiked interest a bit, but I don't think he's done THAT much.

He has. He's posted TWICE this year! WHOOOO!

This is true, and I didn't see it from that perspective. In that light, I can see why it was added in.

Um, what? AJ is going to win this thing hands down.

Austin = Ratings? Ummm, no. He's been on Raw for quite a while and the ratings have always fluctuated from 3.4 to 3.9. Mick returns, and one week later the ratings are above 4.0 despite no hyped matches or ANYTHING. Coincidence? I think not.

You're all wrong about Bull Buchanan, though. They could have changed his name to Bull CONNOR and had him feud with the Nation of Domination...

*Collapses laughing*