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Dude, all new guys who say anything unique are labeled a gimmick poster. I don't know exactly how it works, I'm just glad that I've always been so generic.

This is true. Fuck Sanders, and Raven-sama needs to focus on things that really matter.

I'm crediting Mick for the ratings. Nothing else really makes sense. Who will be the next Evolution member? No, not really. Decent hook to keep people watching, even if in the end nobody joined on Raw, but certaintly not a ratings draw. RVD/Kane vs. La Resistance? Yeah, right. I wasn't even sure if the tag match would be the main event until Maven vs. Orton. The fallout from Bad Blood? Much better and more important after-Raw PPVs have gotten lower ratings than this. No way. So I'm going with Mick.

I like Green Day, they're certainly better than bands like Good Charlotte and Sum 41...

After watching yesterday, I have to agree that the vampire was COMPLETELY out of place. Though I did like Anya's breakdown. I thought it really worked.

No, no, no, it's a reward for Bradshaw. Since Bradshaw kissed HHH's ass and even Spoiler (Highlight to Read): dyed his hair blonde to make himself LOOK like HHH , he is being rewarded by getting sole rights to bashing the smarks.

Contest Searchlight was a great parody. I loved it completely falling apart at the end.

Heheheh.... *Tries not to laugh maniacally.*

Contest Searchlight was a PARODY of Project Greenlight, dude.

Ahem... B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Yeah right, like THAT is going to happen.

John Denver > Metallica 2003

Improvement over the first song I wrote, which is intentionally awful to fit into my random comedy style...

Low-Ki beat Daniels? Dammit! *Sigh* Low-Ki

Paul Logan? *Laughs* It's London, though. Shooting star press gives it away.

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Did you even bother to read my post? I don't understand why she's wrestling SD women. You know, the ones who don't have a clue how to wrestle? I'd think they'd want to prep her against the Raw women before her debut. I misread it. My bad. My guess is that WWE's seeing if Gail can carry talentless people or something.

Dude, Andrew, it's a DARK MATCH. Ultimo works Raw dark matches, does that mean he will be on Raw?

Oh, and Big Show chokeslams Brock, Kurt, AND Mr. America at the end of the show. So Big Show isn't leaving the main events any time soon.

Quick Results: Dark Matches - Gail Kim d. Dawn Marie (Apparenly Gail looked pretty good all in all.) Ultimo d. Michael Shane (Ultimo debuts next week) A-Train d. Orlando Jordan Velocity - Cena d. Funaki (This time Funaki lasted a MINUTE! WOW!) Matt Hardy d. Paul London Basham Brothers d. The MFers Smackdown - Taker d. Nunzio. Afterwards the APA returned to save Taker from a heel beatdown. And apparently Bradshaw is BLONDE now. Benoit d. Rhyno in a US Title Tournament match Rey d. Kanyon Angle d. Haas Mr. Ass d. Jamie Noble O'Haire d. Eddie Brock d. Show by DQ

Quick Results: Cheex d. Funaki, Noble, Kendrick, Kidman, Crash, Moore, Hardy, and Rey to win the Cruiserweight Championship Mr. America makes out with Stephanie McMahon while Sable films. Zach Gowen is laughed at by other wrestlers and then Vince fires him in a shoot. David Flair returns and squashes Benoit AND Rhyno. HHH d. Big Show AND Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Title and unifies it with the World Heavyweight title. He then cuts a fourty minute promo talking about how good he is, and he challenges Mr. America to a match at Vengeance; winner gets Steph. End show.

XPW moving to the east coast and starting a war against CZW and RoH.

I'd put it in this order... 1. Jericho 2. Waltman 3. I'm thinking Christian

1. Arn Anderson 2. Tully Blanchard 3. Dean Malenko 4. Barry Windham 5. Brian Pillman 6. Lex Luger 7. Ole Anderson

I like Rene, and I did see potential in his match against RVD last week. I'm just wondering if maybe they should either let him have longer singles matches or just keep him in OVW for a while. I mean, I've spoken to quite a few people who swear that Rene is really good, but I dunno... Oh, and Nowinski is NOT a bad wrestler, goddamn it.

Damn my logic and hope.