Mecha Mummy

Didn't Orlando Jones lose last week?

1. Rey 2. Noble 3. Tajiri 4. Chavo 5. Hurricane 6. Spanky 7. Funaki 8. Moore 9. Kidman 10. Crash

Ooh, interesting shows, what a subversive WWE plot. Damn that HHH.

The APA has always had bad luck at the Friendly Tap. Their last visit ended in an ambush by BILLY & CHUCK.

Thougn Nowinski doesn't really need it, I loved he Regal/Nowinski team and I'd love to see it brought back. Maybe William could even work a tag match or two. Didn't someone say that he was starting to take bumps again or something?

That would be Jamal.

I'd like to see Regal manage. He'd be a great heel manager.

Rosey's going back to the CREATIVE TEAM? The HELL?

World Heavyweight Title match, Hell in a Cell, Mick Foley guest referee TRIPLE H (-300) vs. KEVIN NASH (+220) $200 on Nash Intercontinental Title Match BOOKER T (-200) vs. CHRISTIAN (+170) $100 on Booker T World Tag Team Title Match LA RESISTANCE (-140) vs. RVD/KANE (+120) $100 on La Resistance GOLDBERG (-550) vs. CHRIS JERICHO (+375) $150 on Jericho SHAWN MICHAELS (-200) vs. RIC FLAIR (+170) $50 on HBK SCOTT STEINER (-220) vs. TEST (+180) $100 on Test THE DUDLEY BOYS (-110) vs. RODNEY MACK/CHRIS NOWITZKI (-110) $75 on Rodney Mack/Nowinski

I would PROUDLY wear a Mountie t-shirt.

I think Sting will be around for a month or so... though I'd love to see a Sting-Raven feud.

Droz was injured by D'LO BROWN.

I can't believe the courts are actually taking this seriously. *Groan* Only in America...

I actually don't think Taker is that bad. I like that he's trying to work new stuff in, and despite his age he is still more agile and mobile than quite a few people in the WWE. I just think it's ironic that he's predicting a wrestling based product in the future and then bashes smarks for wanting a wrestling based product.

who is a former member of the bWo along with STEVIE RICHARDS.

It's probably those obnoxious sideburns. *Laughs*

Well, yeah, the VAST majority of indy guys can't even touch what even Crash is making. Until I know what Raven was paid in WWE, I'll be a good Scott Levy mark and take his word for it.

Hey, he can say the same thing we say but it will be completely different because he's a locker-room leader and we're brats who know nothing about anything pertaining to wrestling.

Dudleyz vs. Nowinski/Mack - * 3/4. Shouldn't be horrible. That said, it wont' be good. La Resistance vs. RVD/Kane - *1/2. I agree here. Dupree is all right but Grenier is weak. This won't be good. Christian vs. Booker T - **3/4. Christian will most likely drop the restholds, because if he doesn't, he is fucked in my opinion. The match won't be great but it'll be decent enough. Steiner vs. Test - *. Test frequently delivers on big matches and Steiner isn't as bad as he was against Hunter now. They're still bad, though. Stone Cold vs. Eric Bischoff - For entertainment value? ** 1/2 at best. It's just stupid humor. Chris Jericho vs. Goldberg - **. Jericho will do everything in his power to make it good. Ric Flair vs. HBK - ***. Should be good, but NOT **** worthy. HHH vs. Nash - *, and that will be for Mick's bumping only.

Kid, this is what some people call a 'spoiler'. Yeah.

Well, good to see that Mean Mark first says that he thinks WWE will evolve into more of a wrestling-based product... and then essentially says that if they did that, a whole lot less people would be watching (AKA those damn internet geeks don't know anything because they want wrestling and not twenty-minute Mr. America skits!). Is that what he said or am I missing something here?

but hes getting paid.. tell him to get the hell out of WWE and do some Indy work for awhile, then he'll appreciate what he had.. fuckin crybaby Um, I don't know. Raven makes more on the indies than he did in the WWE. Maybe Lance could too. Are you Raven's accountant? LOL.. you obviously dont really know what most of the indys pay their workers.... Raven has openly stated MULTIPLE times that he makes more in the indies. The only true variable there is that some people try to undercharge him or cancel the shows. and you believing what he says makes you a blind mark Awww, that SOOO hurts my feelings. What was Raven's pay in WWE? Do you know, smart one? Please, educate the 'blind mark', because I remember reading that the average midcarder makes like 10K per month. Can anyone confirm this?

Ouch. They did a good job of covering why she was gone, but OUCH for her. I hope she gets well soon.

but hes getting paid.. tell him to get the hell out of WWE and do some Indy work for awhile, then he'll appreciate what he had.. fuckin crybaby Um, I don't know. Raven makes more on the indies than he did in the WWE. Maybe Lance could too. Are you Raven's accountant? LOL.. you obviously dont really know what most of the indys pay their workers.... Raven has openly stated MULTIPLE times that he makes more in the indies. The only true variable there is that some people try to undercharge him or cancel the shows.

The main event because it was the only really good match on the card. There's no contest.