Mecha Mummy

You must die. You are impure and dislike the most awesome music ever.

Actually, Gregory is his birth-name and it sounds more fitting of a mild-mannered reporter...

Christian leading would NOT be a bad thing. He was the most over of the three and the best mic worker as well. All in all, the leader was TEST, because Lance and Christian were stuck in the tag ranks while Test wrestled Undertaker. *Sigh*

DiBiase also managed STEVE AUSTIN.

Was that a joke by the spoiler guy or something? Can anyone confirm that they actually changed Linda Miles' name to Shaniqua?

How long until we get the HBK Bible that has all mentions of god, Jesus, and all saints with Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Justin Credible?

*Cries* Spanky is NOT a dork, you meanie!

It would fit with the Japanese conotations of the name at any rate. Maybe they can have Billy be a stereotypical loser US guy who thinks he's Japanese because he wears anime shirts. He can sit in the back watching Kurosawa movies all the time talking about how much cooler Japan is. Oh my god, are you saying that Billy Gunn should be ME? *Curls up in a ball and cries*

Ya where the hell is Dawn Marie? At least she's eye candy. I don't know if the Bashams really had a future anyways considering they weren't even supposed to show up on t.v. when they debuted, another bush league move. This is true. Dawn being at their side would have given them some heel heat. Linda.... Uh... "Look! They have Linda Miles at their side! THEY ARE EVIL WE MUST BOO THEM!" Give them some damn characters, PLEASE.

Oh, god. It's the Test push except even dumber for Billy Gunn. And... um... Linda Miles is with the Basham Brothers, huh? Do they even have a GIMMICK yet?

Double-edged sword. The Un-Americans got some of the biggest heel heat... but it was cheap "We Love America And You Don't So Screw You" heat. Take it how you will.

1--Steve Austin 2--Mick Foley 3--The Rock 4--Hulk Hogan 5--Bret Hart 6--Triple-H 7--Shawn Michaels 8--The Undertaker

It's actually "Try and keep your thumbs straight." Freak.

A month ago Benoit was jobbing to Big Show, Mr. America was running wild, and only one match bordered on good.

Who WANTS to sound like Axl Rose? Axl Rose sounds like a dying cat. And Axl hated Kurdt because Kurdt REJECTED him. Kurdt and I believe Krist and maybe Dave too thought that Guns N Roses sucked, and Axl's whole "They don't want to play for you" shit is completely asinine. They just didn't want to tour with a band they clearly disliked. How self-centered! And yeah, Axl sure didn't make an idiot out of himself when he cussed Kurdt out in front of his CHILD at the Music Awards. So what if Kurdt didn't want to play for idiotic jocks who moshed to SLTS or In Bloom without the slighest idea of what it was about? So what if Kurdt didn't want people like the two guys who sung the lyrics to Polly while raping a woman to listen to his music? And his songwriting is completely love-hate. Some people like it, some people don't. That's how it is. I like Cobain's lyrics (Except when he gets too random/inside-jokey like he was in "Scentless Apprentice"), but hey, that's just me. I believe Kurdt killing himself was more of a side-effect of the drugs he took rather than genuine depression, and I am NOT going to defend him on it. Kurdt fucked himself over by continuing to do heroin, and that is clear. But you know what? Even with the death, Cobain still has more credibility than Axl "Chinese Democracy is coming out this year! REALLY! And we'll do a real tour that won't crap out and everything! Remember, we're still Guns N Roses, even if it's really just me, the guy in the KFC Bucket, and those other guys!" Rose, who has basically become a complete and total joke within the last year.

I'm starting to realize that I want to see Big Show win the title just so I can watch the riot and laugh.

Lance is a heel, so he doesn't count. Yeah, D-Von is the only name that's popping up right now. Oh, and Val Venis. HHH hasn't beaten Val Venis in the last year or so.

So, what does that have to do with Metallica?

Maybe I'm thinking by Goldberg standards here, I dunno.

Who is in line for head of talent relations in WWE. He sure impressed me by killing an attempted MATT HARDY upper midcard push...

Like the time Jericho was revealed as the mastermind and you laughed? Or when he mased you and you didn't sell? Or when he ran away from you for an entire show? Or when he hit you with a chair and you didn't sell? Goldberg sold the mace, but everything else is absolutely true.

You realize that this whole thread really doesn't help our being typecast as geeks, right? ... That being said, how long until someone writes "It's Tearing Quads"? I'm too busy playing EWR...

I would not mind Jericho winning at all. The Jericho vs. Goldberg feud could have a nice blowoff at Summerslam and they wouldn't have to worry about the end of the streak killing Goldberg like it did in WCW. And if Bill doesn't like it, Jericho can front face-lock his ass into oblivion.

Raven lost to Styles? Bollocks. Styles Daniels

When was the last time Hurricane won? When was the last time he was on PPV? And why must HHH repeately Pedrigree him for no reason? 1. Heat against Stevie. Last time he won on RAW, however, was against Sean Morley. 2. He did an angle with Mr. America at Judgment Day... However, match-wise, vs. Jamie Noble, KOTR, ONE YEAR AGO. He wasn't even in the damn Royal Rumble! AND he's not on Bad Blood! 3. Because getting beaten up by big names makes you a STAR, silly! No- he beat Harvard a week after that on HEAT. Oh, yeah, that's right. I thought that was an international Heat and didn't count for some stupid reason. Well, we can all look forward to Hurricane vs. Stevie XXVII on Heat before Bad Blood....