Mecha Mummy

I voted for Sting. Apparently he's still a decent wrestler, whereas I'd only like to see Bret do maybe one or two appearances and then leave.

When was the last time Hurricane won? When was the last time he was on PPV? And why must HHH repeately Pedrigree him for no reason? 1. Heat against Stevie. Last time he won on RAW, however, was against Sean Morley. 2. He did an angle with Mr. America at Judgment Day... However, match-wise, vs. Jamie Noble, KOTR, ONE YEAR AGO. He wasn't even in the damn Royal Rumble! AND he's not on Bad Blood! 3. Because getting beaten up by big names makes you a STAR, silly!

I have to admit, I got a laugh out of this.

Would coming out and Pedigreeing Hurricane for no reason whatsoever after Flair beat Shane count?

SID? How did Sid come back? Didn't Sid die in Season One?

Nope, it's Kazarian. Can't remember what Storm's nickname is right now...

Since Adult Swim is the single greatest thing to ever happen to CN, I'm definitely getting the DVDs.

DAMMIT! Why is Heat so GOOD this week? They give you British guys all the good ones.

Curses. Well, I can always live with the fact that Kurdt, when alive, made Axl look like a complete moron anyway. And about Kurdt having no talent - at least he can sing.

Tommy... ECW... PAUL HEYMAN.

To whoever said Hurricane would get his pin back from last week - HA!

I officially mark for Drunkacho. Hilarious column, and it was cool to read Edge giving props to some of the indy greats.

I do have to smirk, here, at NEW JACK talking about wrestling talentless people. I don't really know too much about the whole incident, but after reading both of their arguments, I'm siding with Yap. Maybe it's because his sarcasm is impeccable...

It'll be Smiley, Knobs, or Crowbar. I'm going with Smiley.

My little sister is a smark-in-training. She already hates Goldberg and she yelled at the people booing Angle at Smackdown last year, god bless her. Oh, and it's rare that I get asked questions, though I have gotten them at times. The last one was a girl asking me if I saw the Mr. America thing. We both got a good laugh at it (This was the day after America debuted on Piper's Pit, so I still found it to be amusing at that point).

Buffybeast... Buffy... Vampires... GANGREL.

Okay, you're right, it's likely that Foley himsef won't shill the book, but I have a feeling WWE will advertise it. If they don't then hey, I was wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.

Hell yes. The Miller Lite Catfight Girls were the bane of my Wrestlemania experience.

Agreed.

The segment itself was good, and I loved Foley still counting the three after HHH Pedigreed him. However, I am disappointed in Mick still because he was lambasting WWE for booking poorly and here he is, back in the federation to shill his book.

Maybe it's because I have a migraine and my day has sucked. I dunno. I'll re-watch the segment, maybe it'll seem better the second time around.

Mick really has disheartened me. I thought he had more integrity than this.

Street... Badstreet... MICHAEL HAYES.

No, you aren't. Foley coming back saddens me.

HHH vs. Cactus (Hell in a Cell) HHH vs. Shawn Michaels (Summerslam '02) HHH vs. The Rock (Iron Man) HHH vs. Jericho (Last Man Standing) Austin/HHH vs. Jericho/Benoit (Quad Tear one) HHH vs. The Rock (Ladder Match, Summerslam '98) HHH vs. TAKA Michinoku HHH vs. Cactus Jack (Street Fight, Rumble) And, for comedic relief, Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. The Ultimate Warrior (Mania) THIS is my 1000th post? I was hoping it would be more meaningful.