Mecha Mummy

GANGREL? Aiyaaah, I'm feeling better about not ordering.

So, who won the first match?

Roadkill sounds about right.

Who was a wrestling plumber, which is even worse than a wrestling garbageman, AKA DUKE DROESE.

When I hear "Spike", I think of James Marsters and Spike Dudley. Then I think of railroad tracks. THEN I think of Spike Lee. Spike, man, give it up.

- The fans want to see Mr. America and Vince segments? - The fanst want to see Mr. America vs Vince in an arm-wrestling contest next week? - The fans want to see intergender tag team shitfests? - The fans want to see the hardest worker in the company jobbed out to John Cena AGAIN? - The fans want to see Tenacious Z get mocked for being a cripple? - The fans want to see Big Show in the Main Event for a title shot again? Do you write for the WWE or some shit? So basically, you're completely ignoring the noticible improvements in the show to focus on A. Mr. America, which in my opinion is completely harmless if kept to one segment per Smackdown. B. A tag-team match that probably won't go longer than five minutes. C. Benoit jobbing to someone they are trying to put over as an upper-midcarder, and he DIDN'T EVEN JOB CLEANLY. When Cena DVDs Benoit in the middle of the ring, no interferences, no cheating, then I will complain. And who cares? Benoit will be turning heel soon enough and will be involved in the main feud on Smackdown. Meanwhile, Kurt Angle gets a great return that is surprisingly respectful, they're building up to Angle/Lesnar vs. Benoit/Rhyno, Matt Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio is the main event, and there is quite a bit less Mr. America, but who cares about THAT? That cup is half-empty, dammit!

There in SoCal, so they put the Cruiser Title match w/ Rey in the ME. I wouldn't count on it being a regular occurrence. And? They jobbed Booker T when they were in Houston over and over and over. Even if it IS in SoCal, it was the right decision, and that's what surprises me.

Smackdown looks spectacular. Is Heyman booking again or have they just started to come to their senses and give the fans what they want? Version 1 and Rey in the main event is awesome and I can't wait to see Kurt return.

Um, I think you mean Jarrett. Anyway... Saturn and Julio are getting pushes? Nobody informed me of this. Julio just interferes in Raven's matches and gets his ass kicked all the time and Saturn is just kinda there. Watts is getting a push but he's actually gotten over so that's all right. Gilbertti, on the other hand...

evenflow Anglesault

Hell yes. And I second Invader Zim.

Baka. Da. Ne. I have read his book, you grit eating pencil-neck geek.

AND only one of them broke 50%?

Straight to hell?

But he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES you! ... Sorry.

Lil Naitch for Senior Official! That would rule! Nick Patrick is on Raw also, isn't he? They'd both work fine. And yeah, Robinson took a nice bump last night.

Or Orton could have gotten up and decided to punish Hurricane some more and that would lead to Helms rolling him up or chokeslamming him or whatever.

Wolverine.

The problem was that there wasn't even an attempt to cover it up or anything. The announcers tried to have it relate to the referees being scared of HHH, but that still doesn't make any sense whatsoever...

My friend pays 5.00 of it, and my sister is paying 2.50 of it. So I get off easy right now.

The Gail Kim debut video was the only thing I enjoyed on Raw, sadly enough. I dunno, maybe it's because I was only half paying attention and half playing EWR...

But, dude... it's the PEDIGREE. Hurricane isn't kicking out of the Pedigree, it's common sense. ... The Pedigree is a REALLY stupid finisher name, now that I think about it. Maybe it was all right for the Blueblood character, but...

When JR and King started talking in their serious voices, I could immediately tell someone died, and I had a feeling I unfortunately knew who it was... and yup, it was Blassie. Despite his ailing health, I didn't really see it coming. I mean, his book just came out, he was on Raw a couple weeks ago... It's sad... But at the same time, I'm glad he, at least, lived a long happy life. Rest in Peace, Hollywood Fashion Plate...

Oooh, I got another one. Booker T was on Charmed once. Chris Jericho was on This Hour Has 22 Minutes... Taker was on Celebrity Deathmatch...

JR was in Man in the Moon as well. Christian needs to have a small role in some random movie so he can call himself a movie star..... Paul E. and Shane-O-Mac were in the timeless classic... ROLLERBALL!