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  1. Awww, c'mon, Eagan, PLEAAAASE do Shannon Moore's theme next.
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    Wrestling haikus

    Ugandan Giant Was in the Dungeon of Doom And he STILL wrestles! Next: Father James Mitchell
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    Steph Wants more TV time

    Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts. Stephanie Mcmahon is a cheesy overactor like her father with horrible range. Spanky can barely memorize his fucking LINES, looks lost and can barely speak loud enough for the mic to pick him up. She's by no means The Rock - but in limited doses, she's good by wrestling's standards. Oh, you were speaking in terms of mic skills. Thank god. And Steph, mic-wise, is only truly good as a heel. As a face she's about as interesting as lint. In terms of Spanky vs. Steph, he's between heel and face. Of course, anyone can out-talk Test with the possible exception of Jacqueline.
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    SCSA showing signs of Drinking problems

    Ouch. I hope Steve doesn't deteriorate, I'm actually liking his GM character.
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    SHOPZONE UPDATE

    The Austin shirt is good. The HBK shirt... Well, if you're a devout Christian, fine. But for everyone else... Nope.
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    Wrestling haikus

    Used to manage Doom Now it's Rodney Mack and Jazz Don't drink Haterade. Next: Mr. Fuji
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    Steph Wants more TV time

    Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.
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    Fred Durst to..

    Durst, you asshole, if you forgot, you DO have a band. SO FUCKING FOCUS ON THAT AND GET THE STUPID ALBUM RELEASED!
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    Wrestling haikus

    Really funny guy Not so good at wrestling. Should do more talk shows. Next: Scott Keith
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    This is just sad

    This is my new guilty pleasure. My Theory: Mr. America represents America. Elvis in an American Icon. Therefore, it's safe to say that Mr. America is JORGE ESTRADA!
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    WWE tidbits

    Eh. Trish preying on Molly's insecurities seemed pretty cruel to me, even if he was preachy as hell. And Trish isn't really a slut. Nidia would be a slut, especially in the beginning of her managerial run where she'd hit on Tajiri, Funaki, and just about everyone else.
  12. I love how Hogan preaches morals and then threw tantrums when he lost, attacked people from behind when he lost, and beat up on managers. Hogan is truly one of the greatest heels of our time.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    Who is a painfully boring champion, much like TRIPLE H.
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    Who successfully made the change

    What about Saturn? He started in ECW teaming with Kronus and made a pretty good transition.
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    YESSSSSSSSSS!

    Well, you're too late for the Hot Streak. Welcome to the Glenn Gilbertti show, El Dandy.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    Saturn jobbed to GLENN GILBERTTI tonight on NWA-TNA.
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    Wrestling haikus

    Let's push Hurricane! He can job to big stars! ... Wait.... That's called burial. Next: Alexis Laree
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    One and Only NWA:TNA Week 44 Thread

    *Laughs* Disco, pal, don't eat the cigar. How awful was Gilberti tonight? Well, at least we got an appearance from the LUCHADORE~! who I'm quickly liking more and more for no reason.
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    Most Overexposed Artist/Group

    Creed Creed is close, good call on that, but radio stations don't have shit like "Mandatory Creed" like they do with Metallica. The local rock radio station here plays a half hour of straight metallica, 5 nights a week at 9 PM. Not to mention the fact that they've declared the month of May "May-tallica" in a crude rehash of Rocktober. They're literally on something constantly Would you be talking about 99.9 KISW? Aren't they doing that Mandatory shit like three times a day now? I wouldn't know because I usually listen to 107.7....
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    Velocity Spoilers

    If Benoit or Ultimo replace Chavo, I will mark out.
  21. The reason I hate Test isn't for his wrestling skills. All things considered, he's decent enough and can deliver in big matches. I hate him because the crowd doesn't care about him no matter what and they STILL try to push the hell out of him. Give. It. Up. Neither bashing America or Stacy Keibler could get him over, so it's time to send him back to the tag ranks or Heat.
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    Raw Rating a 4.4 !!!!!!

    Wow, You really think that? I think SD will do WORSE in PPV. Same here. SD's lack of bankable stars and HORRIBLE choices of main events are going to KILL them.
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    Theme to Gimmick

    "My Time" had EVERYTHING to do with Helmsley from 1999-2000, what are you talking about? Hunter's been blessed with the most appropriate entrance music his entire career. Meanwhile, worst... Rey Mysterio in WCW in 1997. I didn't watch wrestling back then and just downloaded Eddy vs. Rey this morning... why did Rey come out to the Zodiac Dungeon of Doom Kazoo music?
  24. *Shrugs* Maybe. Does XPW count? Because I believe Psychosis has worked shows for them, too.
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    SMACKDOWN SPOILERS

    Hogan jobbing to Hurricane wouldn't make any sense, and I see no point to job him to Benoit right now. Maybe when this Mr. America stuff is over and Hogan's in a position where he can put people over, but he really isn't right now. I just want him to face wrestlers, not Piper.
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