Mecha Mummy

.... Brock as Torgo... *Collapses laughing*

Yeah, Sting's was more like "WOOOO!" with Flair, I could hear the 'h'. ... WHOOOOO!

Tool. Tool, Tool, Tool. My apologies to Tool marks, but their songs are way too long and they bore me into a coma.

If Brock can just freakin' improve on the mic, I will have no problems with him whatsoever. I mean, wow - a TALENTED hoss! Who'd have thought that was possible? And I find it hilarious that even with PRACTICE, Nathan Jones didn't know how to BLOODY WRESTLE A COMPLETELY CHOREOGRAPHED MATCH. It's not like they were just calling spots...

Scorpion owns all. GET OVER HERE~!

Take a drink every time JR incessantly reminds us that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio. Finish your beer/Pepsi/whatever if JR DOESN'T mention that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio. Finish TWO beers if JR mentions that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio when Snow isn't even on the show.

Is that the Daria logo's font...?

They don't have enough space for that yet. All they can really handle at this point is X, Tag, and World titles.

So, Connor is totally erased from history to everyone but Angel and the company, hunh? I wish I knew a little more about this. I'm guessing Darla's still nothing but dust either way...

That's great. If Kidman and Torrie get together, Kidman could borrow some personality from Torrie... but, then again, she doesn't have much to go around..

... Glenn fucking Gilbertti? I like his new character but in no way do I buy him as a legit contender. So that's it, huh? Destiny ends with Jarrett winning and no clear continuation in sight? NOW can I be disgusted?

... in one of the worst matches ever, that Hulk won via interference from HORACE HOGAN.

Yeah, I think Antietam Brown is coming out this summer. I'll probably buy it...

who got a wonderful inspirational count-out win over YOKOZUNA at Summerslam.

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENT Dragnet WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL TOYS Batman YEAH, PUBERTY DOES FEEL WEIRD The Twilight Zone I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T WIN PLINKO The A-Team YOU KNOW ARCHIE OWNED A BAR ONCE TOO Cheers HELP WEEZY, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY HONKYS! The Jeffersons OK, SO I HAVE THIS CRAZY SCHEME... I Love Lucy CAN YOU SAY BOOBIES? I KNEW YOU COULD Three's Company THIS TRIBBLE HAS CEASED TO BE Monty Python's Flying Circus

Eh. They haven't been 'cowboys with hearts of gold' since around the time they lost the belts to the New Church, and even then it was only James Storm. Oh, and does anyone else miss the old AMW music?

Eagan, what would we do without you? Hey, do you have Shannon Moore's theme? That's got a cool feel to it, too.

I'm in... because I rarely order WWE PPVs anyway.

That dude better prepare to get his skull bashed in by a Persian Club... In all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear that and my condolences go to her family.

... Holy shit, that would actually work.

The Tuxedo. Worst Jackie Chan movie ever.

... Dude, you like Regal. And besides, considering who else the WWE has pushed to the main event, Christian is a godsend. AND he can work a mic and is a great heel. I'm perfectly fine with Christian getting a push, I just wish he would drop the rest-hold shit and do some real moves.

Oh, wow, I guess it IS Ed Leslie. For NOW. Christian's still in the prime of his career, he could go through so many more character changes it's not even funny.

Vampire Christian/Cool Goth Christian/Valley Girl E & C Christian/Crybaby Christian/Un-American Christian/Jericho's Sidekick Christian/New People's Champ Christian That's seven for Chris-TIAN, technically.

Kid Kash vs. Red(X): Everyone wants Kash to get what he deserves Then why book him against Red, who also disikes Trinity?