Now this is what I would with them. *Sigh* It will NEVER happen...
AL SNOW- Teams with Maven and basically works Heat. Too late for him, sorry.
BATISTA- Basically does an enforcer thing and squashes jobbers.
BOOKER T- Main Event, baby.
BRADSHAW- Jobs. If he doesn't like that, he's gone.
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY- What else? Tag matches.
CHIEF MORLEY- Continues to be an irritating douche who screws over midcarders.
CHRIS JERICHO- Also makes main event after disposing of HBK.
CHRIS NOWINSKI- Trains at OVW and does Raw until he's good enough to be pushed to the upper midcard.
CHRISTIAN- Force him to quit the restholds and start putting on exciting singles matches like I'm pretty certain he can. Once he does this he's rewarded with a serious character and a gradual main event push.
D-VON DUDLEY- See Bubba.
ERIC BISCHOFF- He's Eric Bischoff, dammit! I see no reason to change anything there.
GOLDBERG- Is kept around until he is FORCED to job to either Jericho or another heel I'm building up to give them a lot of heat. He is then promptly fired.
GOLDUST- *Sigh* He can stay, but he will vanish for a couple months and return as the Bizarre One once more.
IVORY- Announcing and the occasional womens match. She'd do so much better on Heat than Lita it isn't even funny.
JACQUELINE- The jobber of the womens division.
JAZZ- Wins the belt and rules the Women's Division with an Iron Fist until someone else, preferrably Gail Kim, beats her and gets over on that.
JAMAL- Kept around to keep the Raw Tag Division solid. 3MW will basically be semi-jobbers.
JEFF HARDY- Given time off. Like five months.
KANE- I'd keep him with RVD for a couple months, and then turn him heel and be a monster again.
KEVIN NASH- Stays around, but if he stirs up things, he's out.
LANCE STORM- Welcome to the midcard, Lance. That or he team with Regal when he returns.
LILIAN GARCIA- Eh. I say Lillian is put on Heat and The Fink gets Raw.
LITA- Away from the damn announce table. She'll do fine as the newest Mattitude Follower, and will be a parody of Hardy Boy fangirls.
MAVEN- Works Tag Division with Al Snow.
MOLLY HOLLY- I'd change nothing, I'd just let her win more.
RANDY ORTON- When he comes back he gets a solid midcard push.
RIC FLAIR- Managing. He's still awesome on the mic. But fuck Helmsley, I'd put him with people who need a rub from him.
RICO- Does all right in singles wrestling. I'd bring back the IC Title and let him hold it for a little bit.
ROB VAN DAM- Eventually goes upper midcard, and if the fans demand it, main event.
ROSEY- See Jamal.
SCOTT STEINER- Jobs to people who could use it, and then is summarily released.
SHAWN MICHAELS- Jobs to Jericho, goes over either HHH or Nash in his last match, and then let him retire.
SPIKE DUDLEY- Bah. Jobs.
STACY KEIBLER- Turn her heel and put her with an OVW guy like Doug Basham.
STEVEN RICHARDS- I'd change nothing here.
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN- Austin has one last match and then is allowed to retire. If he wants to be a road agent or announcer, he can, but he doesn't need to.
TERRI- Either turns heel and goes back to managing or is released.
TEST- Heat. If he becomes obnoxious like I've heard he can be, he's outta here.
THE HURRICANE- Upper midcard push. He'd break into the main event as Shane Helms.
THE ROCK- No change.
TOMMY DREAMER- Let him back in the creative team. If that doesn't work, he's released as he'd do much better in the indies.
TRISH STRATUS- Depush a bit and let her do promotional stuff. She can be big in the Womens Division again once it's been built up to not be "Trish and others".
TRIPLE H- Keep in the top, but his lobbying shit won't work. He WILL job.
VICTORIA- No change.
WILLIAM REGAL- Teams with Lance when Lance comes back.
A-TRAIN- See Batista
BIG SHOW- Jobs to Rey. Goes back to being a comedic face.
BILL DeMOTT- Jobber, trainer, blah.
BILLY GUNN- If he can't return to the ring, released. We have enough road agents.
BILLY KIDMAN- Blah. Velocity.
BRIAN KENDRICK- Turn him heel and let him be Spanky.
BROCK LESNAR- Job him to Benoit and have him chase the title.
CHARLIE HAAS- No change, Team Angle works fine.
CHAVO GUERRERO- Keep him with Eddie.
CHUCK PALUMBO- Keep him in the FBI. If Gunn DOES return to the ring, after a bit I would re-unite Billy and Chuck.
CHRIS BENOIT- Title push. Yep.
CRASH- Released.
DAWN MARIE- Send her to OVW to work on cutting promos, and then bring her back as a manager.
EDGE- When he returns he gets a good push.
EDDIE GUERRERO- Upper midcard heel push.
FUNAKI- Have him start doing the backstage interviews again and have him cut some promos before his matches. If the fans dig him, he gets a push to midcarder, FINALLY.
HARDCORE HOLLY- Have him work Velocity until he eventually sandbags and is fired.
HULK HOGAN- One REAL last match, and then tell him that we won't be needing his services anymore.
JAMIE NOBLE- He'd win more, but it'd be a while before he got a push.
JOHN CENA- Makes sure he solidifies his wrestling skills. Have him do a crossover feud with the most famous rapper who will accept the offer, and bask in the publicity (Thank you, Willie the Worker)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI- No change.
KURT ANGLE- When he comes back (In a couple months, it seems) he manages Team Angle for a while until he returns to the ring, main events, and helps put people over.
MARK HENRY- OVW. For three years. And then he's gone.
MATT HARDY- Upper midcard push, maybe main event.
NATHAN JONES- Ugh. Can't shine a turd, folks. He's gone.
NIDIA- No change. She's awesome.
NUNZIO- No change.
PAUL HEYMAN- Brings someone in to feud with Brock.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER- Piper's Pit, baby. He also manages O'Haire.
REY MYSTERIO- He's doin' fine as it is now.
RHYNO- Feuds with Benoit for a while, since Brock will be busy with whoever Heyman brings in (Maybe Tito Ortiz or Rulon Gardner)
RIKISHI- Velocity, where he belongs.
SABLE- Gone.
SHANNON MOORE- No change.
SHELTON BENJAMIN- See Haas
STEPHANIE MCMAHON- Well, what're you gonna do? No change.
TAJIRI- Ooh, why didn't I think of this before? Teams with Funaki!
TORRIE WILSON- Valet city for Tajiri and Funaki. Never give her a storyline like the Sable or Dawn Marie ones again.
TAZZ- Best announcer WWE has right now. No change.
UNDERTAKER- Upper midcard. Force him to put people over, and when he's ready to retire, give him one last push and retire him at a Mania.
