Mecha Mummy

I'd mark out if they brought back the Mean Street Posse. Sadly enough, I'd probably mark out too, but only if Rodney came back. Rodney was the coolest.

Jeez, where's Cena's rap on Jay-Z and Fabolous? They put that Catfight Girl shit in but not that? Idiots. - Wrestlemania Press Conference Whoa, I may actually make it on camera here.

Within three months Vince will be calling for the returns of the Gobbledy Gooker, The Mean Street Posse, and Barry Horrowitz. It's sad, really.

What, so Jeff and Trish WON'T be the "Young Hip Couple Everyone Wants To See"*? Awww, man, that's a PITY.. * - Jeff said something like that in his Between The Ropes interview.

First off, Torrie is mediocre on the mic. Secondly, in my opinion she isn't THAT hot. I mean, come on, if anything, she's pretty damn plain. Stacy's hot, Trish is at the very least good looking, and I consider Molly, Nidia and Victoria to all be quite good looking as well. But Torrie? Naaaaah. Hell, Torrie also manages to find herself thrust into stupid storylines with no payoff at all. She's pretty damn worthless all-in-all. I liked her when she was Tajiri's valet, but when she's Miss Perfect who goes over everyone (Of course, it's just Nidia and Dawn on the Smackdown womens 'division' right now, but still) and does absolutely nothing for me. Maybe other people find her to be hot, and if so, all right, but I couldn't care less about her, which is why I don't give a damn. I barely remember Daffney, as I didn't watch much WCW, so I won't comment on that, but considering what I DO remember about her, the idea of her joining up with Jeff and Jeff turning on Trish actually sounds cool.

I could see myself getting Austin's book and reading Blassie's book in Barnes and Noble, but that's about it.

Oh, dear, god, no. She wouldn't BE Flock Alexis in WWE! This must not happen. But it's unlikely she'll be signed, anyway... Though Flock Alexis >>>>>>>> Dawn Marie, anyway.

You have a ticket? I'll buy you one if you fix it so Ego Trip wins the next five months of WrestleLeague..

Yeah, Hector didn't have the charisma with Okerlund that HULK HOGAN has...

Oh, god. HHH or Goldberg? *Remembers fond memories of HHH in 2000.* GO HUNTER!

Wait... WHAT channel is it on in WA?

Looks pretty cool to me... *Runs off*

Heat USED to be good... but Raven's in NWA-TNA now.

Benoit did talk about his wife and kids in those sit-down interview thingies....

That was bloody hilarious. Stasiak runs out to his old cool music, psyches the crowd up, runs into the ring, and is immediately floored with the knux. And Regal called Stasiak a "silly pillock" before the match, which is pretty hilarious too. I'd say Raw right now is better than the beginning, but not better than the last few years.

YES. *Download*

Hmm. Hopefully she'll be on tonight, the other pics of Flock Alexis I've seen aren't very good.

Maybe twice. But they keep doing that damn match ad infinatum and Molly won the last two encounters, I believe.

Why the fuck did Jacqueline go over Molly? Can we say "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JACKIE"? Hmm?

1. What is your age? Fifteen Years Old 2. How many hours of professional wrestling do you watch per week? b) 7-10 hours (Assuming I order TNA) 3. Have you ever been involved in domestic violence (This incldues violence against siblings)? a) Yes 4. If so, were you the victim or the perpetrator? Sadly enough, perpetrator. I won't get into the long explanation but basically my sister and I beat the crap out of eachother over something I can't remember. 5. If so, rate your experience level with domestic violence: a) I have experienced domestic violence several times 6. Have you ever participated in “backyard wrestling” (yes or no)? Nope 7. How would you describe your personality type? b) Normal 8. Are you more or less aggressive after watching professional wrestling? c) The same 9. Do you settle arguments/confrontations with violence? c) Never 10. What is your knowledge level of the effects of TV violence on human behavior? c) None whatsoever 11. In your opinion, does professional wrestling on TV causes violent behavior? c) Not exclusively 12. How do you feel about participating in violence after watching professional wrestling? c) No change 13. What is the primary reason that you watch professional wrestling? c) Storylines 14. What is the secondary reason that you watch professional wrestling? b) Athleticism 15. Do you feel that professional wrestling is responsible for aggressive behavior in its adult (18+) audience? c) Depends on the viewer 16. What is your favorite brand of professional wrestling? a) WWE/WWF 17. Do you typically cheer the antagonist (heel) or protagonist (babyface) when watching wrestling on TV? a) Antagonist 18. Do you identify more with the antagonists or protagonists? Eh. I suppose antagonists, but mostly that's because my view on live is frequently similar to Raven's, and I love Mattitude. 19. What is your attitude towards the violence towards women in professional wrestling TV programming? c) I am neutral. I can understand it, but if, like an episode of NWA-TNA a couple weeks ago, there is a common theme of it, I don't enjoy it. 20. In 1-2 sentences, briefly describe your thoughts on pro wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin (Steve Williams) being arrested and put on 1 year’s probation for assaulting his wife Debra Williams: I think he was stupid for doing it. I hope they really have gotten over their problems.

Boooya. Now THIS is a theme. Heeey, you got "Stand Back!" as sung by Vince McMahon?

Thankfully, no. Alexis' pristine beauty isn't ruined by that little punk

Second sickest spear I've ever seen. The sickest? Batista spearing Spike Dudley on Heat a couple months ago. That was just nuts.

Andrew, you have stolen every joke I could have used, and I will never forgive you for it.

I could buy him as Batman. I dunno about Supes, though...