Mecha Mummy

"Oh-uh yeah-uh! Do-uh it, yeah-uh..." That's not right. *Shudders*

Raven vs. Dreamer, partially because I'm a huge Raven mark.

Haku isn't fallen. He's just selling used cars. Oh, wait, nevermind, yes, he is.

Rene Dupree and Sylvian Grenier (AKA Evil French Canadian Ref from No Way Out/Wrestlemania). They're all evil and French-Canadian and cultured and stuff. EEEEEVIL! Just like Nowinski being an EEEEVIL Democrat. Or something.

That show RULED! I loved that when I was a kid.

Hell in a Cell was extremely boring to me...

Duggan. I can tolerate everyone else, even David Flair and the Harrises to a point, but I pray to god that Hacksaw never comes back. Ever.

And now it's even slower. What the fuck happened to that kick-ass version he had in the first month of his singles career? And his pyro? Shaaaaame. Shaddup about Jericho's beard, it will come back. Meanwhile, Jason Reso's new theme sucks, he isn't rockin' the chain-mail, and his pyro is AWOL. Madness!

Um, I was glad. I hated that damn thing.

*Smack* Flyboy, if it weren't for Molly, Gail Kim would be the hottest woman in WWE. Of course, NOBODY is coming even CLOSE to Ravenized Alexis Laree...

But it HAS had build-up...

... Pete Rose! (Don't ask me how that works.) He then proceeds to...

Oh, Andrew catches way too many breaks to begin with...

Heh, Jericho made no mention of Test when talking about how Raw needed help and that's why he, Christian, and Lance went there. I love it.

Midwest Region 9 Brian Kendrick 5 Kenta Kobashi 14 Steve Austin 2 Chris Jericho West Region 9 Christian 4 Ron Killings 3 Matt Hardy 2 Amazing Red South Region 8 La Parka 4 Paul London 3 Low Ki 10 Funaki East Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 5 Doug Williams 11 Brock Lesnar 2 Rey Misterio Jr.

*Groan* Nowinski loses to CM Punk? And Raven loses to Muto? Damn Puro marks.

"Three Count's Bitch"? *Smack* Shane Helms WAS Three Count. Evan Karagias is a chumpstain.

Well, it all started with Goldberg not wanting to work with Jericho in WCW 'cause Jericho worked the cruiser division there, and Golberg thought he was too small. All things considered, Goldberg tried to start the actual physical fight, so Jericho was right, but they both need to grow up.

Last night, when watching Beverly Hills Cop at the place I'm staying at in Japan, I saw a commercial that made even less sense. This big fat guy in a mask was running down a street, and he goes into a store and tugs on his shirt that is way too small a lot. Then it cuts to other people who wear weird helmet-mask things and then they shake their shirts a lot (They aren't morbidly obese, though). Then they all ride a big multi-person bike down the street. ... The HELL?

I got Elephant for my trip to Japan. I think I've listened to it about seventy times by now. It was in my discman for about a week, and I listened to it when I woke up and went to sleep among other times. It fucking owns. I'm especially liking Black Math, The Air Near My Fingers, and Hypnotize. It's sweet, baby.

I think TNN stands for "The New TNN" now... Oh, wait, that would be TNT. Dammit, why can't my jokes ever work? I'm in Japan right now, and there's this commercial for milk with two guys in white bodysuits and then there's this other guy who goes around doing his daily stuff and having milk, and whenever he does stupid music plays, the guys do some of the lamest poses this side of the Power Rangers and say "Iki iki!" ... Yeah. Next time I see a stupid McDonalds commercial I'm going to remember this one and realize that they aren't THAT bad...

I haven't seen it... but maybe the real reason why so many studios dropped it was because it sucks, if it's as bad as you make it out to be. *Laughs*

Midwest Region 16 Lance Storm 9 Brian Kendrick 5 Kenta Kobashi 4 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 11 Honky Tonk Man 14 Steve Austin 7 American Dragon 2 Chris Jericho West Region 1 AJ Styles 9 Christian 12 Nick Dinsmore 4 Ron Killings 6 Rob Van Dam 3 Matt Hardy 10 Rico 2 Amazing Red South Region 1 Kurt Angle 8 La Parka (La Parka vs. Shark Boy? How could you make me choose?) 5 Yuji Nagata 13 The Undertaker 6 Jerry Lynn 3 Low Ki 10 Funaki 2 Christopher Daniels East Region 16 The Hurricane 8 Tajiri 12 Triple H 4 Raven 11 Brock Lesnar 14 Edge 7 Christopher Nowinski 2 Rey Misterio Jr.

Lawler is so damn funny. He and Flair should keep their jobs just for being hilarious.

There's no such thing as A match of the night. There is only one. And in my opinion Young/Siaki wasn't much good. And did I insult Russo? I think there was too much beating on women, yes, but I'm not going to place all the blame on Russo. Oh, and for the love of god, if Raven doesn't beat Jarrett...