Mecha Mummy

RAW - The Rock Smackdown - Brock Lesnar

Match of the night for me was Truth vs. Skipper. Siaki vs. Young was all right, Jarrett vs. D'Lo wasn't so good, and Lynn vs. Kash was just okay. And I'll add Lawler and Flair to my guilty pleasures list, they're hilarious. But yeesh, Raven Evenflows Trinity (Which is all right because Raven's a heel), Kid Kash is doing Jarret's old chauvanist gimmick, David Young, a FACE, gives Desire a spinebuster, and Jarret, another face, hits Alexis Laree with a chair. What's with all the woman hating? Oh, and was that Belladonna by the announce table? Still, Raven running into matches and just sitting in the corner rules.

Who was dressed like Daredevil at Mania... but HURRICANE is the real superhero of the WWE.

Christian makes sense. He's been with WWE for five years, is somewhat small, yet sold a lot of merchandise when he was in E & C and constantly cuts awesome promos, only to be squashed by Steiner and ignored. Jeff Hardy could work, too.

Sid Vicious - Retired. He's of no use. Sting - Definitely would be beneficial for the company if they can afford him. Sabu - Broken-down. A few years ago he'd be great for TNA, right now he's nothing special. Reckless Youth - He could be worth getting... Masato Tanaka - Tanaka, I think, would be great for NWA-TNA. Balls Mahoney - Eh. Joey Styles - Styles is awesome, but I'm perfectly fine with the Tenay/West combo. Koas(from XPW) - Bah, who cares? Shane Douglas - Hmm, maybe. Chris Candido - See Douglas. On the list, I'd say the best signing is Masato Tanaka.

Where on WWE.com?

The Five Most Likely... 1. Crash Holly - We haven't seen him in months, and when we did, he was jobbing to Funaki. 2. Spike Dudley – Just where did he go? Oh, wait, who cares? 3. Tommy Dreamer – Sorry, Tommy, but your run in creative failed because you made too much sense, the hardcore division is gone, and you really aren’t much good for anything else. 4. Ivory – Tough Enough is winding down and she’s the jobber of the women’s division (Which really is the position Jacqueline should have). Maybe if they’d just get Lita away from the announce table and put Ivory there, she’d be useful, and though the women’s division needs people, Ivory has barely been used in the first place. 5. Linda Miles – Jackie Gayda’s spot is safe for now because she’s going to return with Kanyon. Linda, however, is completely useless. Ditch. Her. Now.

This is madness... Sable's back... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Piper's Pit Next Week... This is all madness.

Miller Lite Catfight Call me old school, call me a purist, but I would have preferred Morley/Storm vs. RVD/Kane, so I'll pass on my Catfight thoughts. Edge. Is. So. Awesome. I have to work Electric Mustard into SOMETHING...

Crash is DEFINITELY going. He hasn't even jobbed on Velocity in months. Oh, and to whoever suggested Funaki-sama and Yoshi Tajiri, shame on you.

Yeah... Let me think of all of 'em... "Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!" (Though that really works because of the light effect they do for it.) "How do you like me now?" (Oh, come ON...) "Can you dig it, sucka?" "WHOOOOO!" "I'll show you all, you'll see!" (Wait... Stevie never said this!) So, how long until "Here comes the pain!" is heard before Brock's music?

What's that? Anyway, ever notice (this was true in 2.0 also) that no matter what you do with certain wrestlers, they won't get over? I've had that problem with Mondo, Jimmy Rave and Johnny Smith. Kaz Hayashi Syndrome - When someone had two of the same stat in brawling/tech/speed that were higher than the third, the simulator would only acknowledge the third one. The best example is Kaz Hayashi - 37 Brawl 87 Speed 87 Tech Guess which one was counted? The same thing happened for Jonny Storm, Spanky, and others. As it turns out, Ryland DID fix it. Thank god. Oh, and I've had problems getting people over. In one diary I did on EWB, I had a manager who had superstar look and diva, not to mention an 80 in charisma, and I never managed to get her past 32 (Even though she was managing American Dragon and Funaki, who were both pretty over).

... who refereed the Raven vs. SANDMAN Clockwork Orange House of Fun match.

Who, as The Yeti, was a member of the DUNGEON OF DOOM.

Tito Ortiz + Smackdown + Benoit = Drooooool....

Schiavone's last appearance in the wrestling world was as an evil douchebag interviewer for Sports Entertainment Xtreme. He interviewed Vince Russo and RAVEN...

Gunn - Retired, I believe. Jindrak - He did some Heat matches. O'HAIRE is doing the Devil's Advocate gimmick. TAKA - Left WWE because he wasn't happy with his position. Apparently Funaki's fine with what he's doing, and that's why he stayed. It sucks because I think Kaientai would be pushed pretty well in the Smackdown Tag Division, especially if they stuck with the EVIL gimmick. Henry - Coming back from injury. Y'know what? How 'bout he just stays there.

Hai!

By WWE standards, six months ago IS old school.

You are a very depressing person, you know that?

Eh, Jericho is invincible. HHH beat him TWICE, and he's still over with the crowd. And he already worked the tag ranks.

I'll admit, Hurricane hitting the chokeslam on HHH had me marking out like a Jeff Hardy fangirl when he takes off his shirt. Ewww, bad mental place.

Booker does NOT look strong. Jericho is fine, but Booker ain't. They're gonna have to put him over Helmsley at Backlash or that's it for him.

I may start using "-chan" for women I like, but I'm saving the subtexts for people I really like. "Steiner-san"? Sounds right, but that would mean I respect Scott Steiner. Boo.

I may start using "-chan" for women I like, but I'm saving the subtexts for people I really like. "Steiner-san"? Sounds right, but that would mean I respect Scott Steiner. Boo.