Mecha Mummy

I don't think Ryland fixed Kaz Hayashi Syndrome, either. It's still pretty fun.

Eh, better than Steiner wrestling...

-sama is a Japanese subtext that implies great respect. I'm gonna use it for all my favorites (Christian-sama, Hurricane-sama, Nowinski-sama, Funaki-sama, etc.).

Ahmed Johnson. "SAWEEFSHALREHLKHELGNLAWERKH!!! YUHR! GUHN! DAUWN!"

... who was replaced by PAUL HEYMAN on the Raw Commentary Team for about eight months, who did a much better job.

Yeah. I didn't realize this, but I think HHH actually gave Helms more offense than Rock did, and he won the match only semi-cleanly because Flair kept interfering. Damn, Flair put his heeling boots on last night...

The Tag Match was the best match on Raw, I'd take it over Christian-sama vs. Dreamer unless they both went all-out.... but how did Maven vs. Rosey and Steiner vs. Nowinski-sama get on Raw?

... who only jobs to SHAWN MICHAELS...

... who won it from WILLIAM REGAL...

who seemed to be allied with VINCE RUSSO in NWA-TNA when he was there.

Albert and Show, of course! "Los Guererros don't match up to us... physically!" ~ A-Train within a month.

David Young and Bobcat. Yeah, the announcers keep referring to it, but... The Dusty Rhodes/Nikita Koloff angle

"Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water". Way to go, Durst. There's a reason why my friend and I wrote anti-Bizkit/Durst messages on the backs of our signs.

I say around Summerslam.

Gosh, where are Joel and Jose Maximo when you need them?

"They didn't arrest you for guns It's cause your rap sucks" John Cena is so awesome. If he writes that stuff himself he should seriously consider recording an album. (Isn't he already gonna do that, though?)

I'm currently creatively bankrupt (The only sign I really intend to bring is "We Hate Amy" for the hell of it right now), so does anyone have some good sign ideas for Wrestlemania? Likewise, anybody got some good questions for me to ask the wrestlers tonight at Axxess?

Oh, wait, quick - anyone got a good idea for a Mattitude sign?

Angle/Benoit at Rumble. That alone was worth about 30 bucks. The final five went to the rumble just for being a rumble match. That skit he did with Essa Rios where he asked Rios to get him some coffee. His promo on Canada before winning the European Championship.

I'd sooner watch a marathon of A-Train's greatest matches. I'm done, anyway. (The final sign made was "Michaels, 1995 called and it's sick of you!") Now we just see if any of them can make camera.

Matt Hardy Christian Chris Nowinski Raven Funaki Spanky/Brian Kendrick Chris Benoit Tajiri Shark Boy La Parka

But... it's the same guy... whatever. another member of the Oddities was GIANT SILVA.

Two votes for Christian! FEEL THE COOLOSITY!

Christian! Chris-TIAN!

Status Report: Cena Sign Made. Not that great but hey, it's original. "Look! There's Goldberg!" sign made. "We Hate Amy Sign" in progress.