Mecha Mummy

That's more pertaining to overness than actual wrestling talent.

... Michaels? Granted, he isn't good, but he's miles ahead of Big Show, Henry, and Hulk Hogan. Oh, and I forgot about Steiner. Okay, Big Show is spared.

Not In Any Particular Order... (Caps Are Fun) Big Show Rosey Test Henry Hogan

I'm not a fan of anyone who is hyped up because of one move, even if that move is the SS Legdrop. Cross is good, but the fact that nobody really gives a damn about him besides the SS Legdrop is going to screw him over.

Actually, I'd side with HHH in HHH vs. Goldberg. At least HHH has put on some good matches.

The problem with Seattle is that it costs a bit to get here, and WWE's actually smart to not to go WA often. By doing this whenever they do come here we're an insanely hot crowd. Or at least that's been my experience when going to WWE shows and the WM19 press conference.

Christian's going to actually hit the Unprettier? I'm there. Well, I have to be, I report Heat for a site.

Anyone got a picture?

.... Would we get to see Stevie in his "I Miss You Sweet Thang" shirt again? If so, I'm all for it.

Oh, god. How long is Matt out for? This isn't right! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! If he can't do Wrestlemania I'm gonna be REALLY sad...

*Applauds HHH* Sure it wasn't televised, but he did the right thing and put Tajiri over in his home country. Now if only Helmsley would put people over on TV...

He wrestles with only one leg. I remember reading a couple Hall columns on 1wrestling that mention him.

Didn't Sean Waltman mention taking a pay cut willingly and only getting paid $1000 per show or something?

There's still a little bit of kayfabe in WWE, though not much...

BROCK said "What you think now, homes?" ... Does anyone have a tape of that Smackdown, I've GOTTA hear that.

And in my opinion Big Show has a little bit of mic skills. Not much, but it's there. So... um... who were we talking about again?

That would be so great.

Edge shouldn't be a face in the first place. All his good promos have been as a heel. As a face he's just a watered down unfunny version of his old E & C persona, but gosh, he's PRETTY! *Groan* He's over as a face but it's not like he really tried that much to make A-Train look good, no matter how mediocre Albert is.

Vince: Those Koreans are WEIRD. How could they think that RVD and Christian put on a better match than Steiner, Kane, Triple H, and Batista? We're never putting on a show for THOSE people ever again.

Could they at least get rid of David Flair?

... RAVEN? ... SON OF A BITCH. Why didn't I order it... Oh, and in my opinion S.E.X. is WAY too big. And I would have sooner seen Raven in the New Church.

It was all right until they had D'Lo come out in Fubu crap. At that point nobody could take it seriously anymore. I don't know if even Teddy Long can save it now.

Brian Lawler's gone and gosh, I miss him so much. *Snickers*

NO. That had me laughing for two minutes.

No, no, Hurricane is pride. Think about it: he believes he's a superhero. 'Nuff said.