Mecha Mummy

Seconded. They need to recycle that for someone. I also have to laugh at just what a blatant Stan Hansen knockoff Bradshaw was back then.

Yeah, gotta agree with you there. There's a certain point when it's just long for the sake of being long, but the first three or four minutes are good enough to make up for the latter half, in my opinion. I've been meaning to get into BtS, really, as they're mostly just one of those bands I hear and like but never really feel inspired enough to actively seek out when I'm at the record store. What should I pick up?

My god, that is one incoherent promo.

For me You in Reverse started losing steam right after "Goin' Against Your Mind" ended. I dug that song so much that nothing else could really compare until I gave "Conventional Wisdom" another listen a week later.

Homicide isn't really established in anything, let alone the X-Division. The LAX seem to job like mad to anything that breathes, don't they?

The Office will be fine. When they have new episodes The Office retains something like 85% of Earl's audience. Plus, because the demographic that watches The Office (upper-middle class 18-34 people with expendable income I assume) is the most sought after, in the end it probably brings in the same money as Earl Plus it's a top seller on iTunes if that means anything.

I wouldn't even say that. Adult Swim hit its peak in 2004 at the latest, in my opinion. There's still some good stuff on it now, but it's nowhere near as good as it used to be.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Kid Kash vs. Josh Matthews match in XWF that was really good or something? And if so, would that be on volume 2 then?

Kendrick is a really fun promo guy (especially when he gets to do comedy stuff). I mean, London is all sorts of bland, but if they have Kendrick do the talking it would work.

http://www.theeville.com/wm22/ This should do it.

It would be a face turn for Masters, perhaps, if Masters were even remotely likeable in any way. As it stands I can't even begin to imagine the guy as a face.

Sideways at #9 cracks me up, as does Donnie Darko at #2.

Yep, DB Woodside. chirs3's explanation is the only one that really makes sense to me, and I'd buy that. It's a great twist if they can handle it properly.

I loved the Revenge of the Nerds reference. And The Six Million Peso Man was gold. Good start to the season.

Awesome. Osama is hysterical. They should give him at least one segment with Carlito.

I think half of the guys in here weren't actually jobbers at all. Plus is it just me or does the vast majority of "wrestler from first decade of Wrestlemanias vs. wrestler from second decade" matches end with the newer guy winning?

As far as Larry the Cable Guy goes, the only good thing to come out of his fame in general is David Cross absolutely tearing him to shreds on his website. Kind of disappointed at how V's doing. I wonder how much it cost to make...

No, he's B.J. Novak. He's one of the writers for The Office as well, I think he wrote Diversity Day. I know he wrote "Fire," which was a great episode.

The Shockmaster? Forgettable? I suppose to casual fans, but it's probably one of the most infamous bad gimmicks of all time.

CIMA is just another way of spelling his real first name, "Shiima." And since he changed his ring name (from Shiima Nobunaga to SHIIMA to CIMA) when he was still a full-fledged heel, there you go.

Lets be honest here. Its the company's fault, but there's not one cruiserweight that's even kind of over. There's no one who wasn't going to buy the show that's now going to say "The Whacky Guy is going to face the guy who wears sunglasses? Here's my fifty dollars now!" If this match had any bearing on your decission to buy the show, its most likely because you watch Velocity to begin with. Well, Funaki tends to be pretty over at house shows and every time he's been given a gimmick and air time to support that gimmick the fans took to it, but there's really no point in trying to make him a serious contender anymore.

Seriously. Isn't this the same guy who has repeatedly buried WWE and bashed their policies... only to graciously accept a dark match invitation and then be booked to WIN?

I agree entirely. Bierko and the gas are just buying time until we figure out what the hell Christopher Henderson was refusing to divulge.

It strikes me now that nearly the entire cast from both the first and the second season are either dead or have been written out and now the only two characters to appear in every season and still be alive are Jack and Aaron. Damn.