Mecha Mummy

There's no way he's as bad as Wayne Gretzky was, Anal Retentive Sportsman nonwithstanding. I stopped caring about SNL last night the moment they showed that Carol sketch. Chuck Norris was funny (partially because Samberg looked more like Owen Wilson than he did Chuck Norris), and the "I'm taking my assistant, Stuart." "FINE! TAKE HIM! *Hands over cat.*" lines were funny, and that's about it. I only tuned in to see The Strokes, anyway.

A guess: Naoya Ogawa was using the move and Japanese wrestlers come up with the craziest finisher names possible. Seriously. ESPECIALLY in ToryuGate. Anthony W. Mori's old submission finisher was called "Escargot," for god's sake.

They haven't particularly addressed it, so until further notice he's having martinis with Behrooz Araz in 24 Character Limbo. I wonder if Keith Palmer and Kate Warner are there as well? Kate actually did get written out of the series at the start of season three, so she's accounted for. Palmer's daughter (Nicole?) is totally there, though, as is Rick, who just got screwed in Day 1.

They haven't particularly addressed it, so until further notice he's having martinis with Behrooz Araz in 24 Character Limbo.

When you consider how old Terry Funk, Abdullah the Butcher, and some of the guys over in Japan are (like Haruka Eigen, who is retiring this year at the age of like 65), not really.

I voted for Green Day. It's not because they're the worst band on the list because they aren't. However, I can avoid bands like Simple Plan just fine. The twentysomething singles released from American Idiot, though, are impossible to avoid. At one point I could swear that I was hearing Boulevard of Broken Dreams at least three times a day no matter what, even if I kept the radio off all day. Words cannot begin to describe how completely and totally sick I am of Green Day.

Man, that shit was just fucking crazy. I saw Michelle's death coming since they set it up so clearly but I was still holding out hope since she's one of my favorite 24 characters. And both Jack and Chloe got some fucking beautiful lines tonight, with the "the only reason you're still conscious" line being a true Quote that Defines Badassedness.

I would honestly consider Matt Sydal to be the best underdog babyface working the indies today. His work has always really, really impressed me.

And where can I purchase ROH shows? They don't come on TV in Hampton Roads, and I don't recall ever seeing them in PPV listings, either. That would be because they don't run PPVs or TV shows. You can get shows off of their official site.

I think he used it until at or after Unforgiven and then it changed. I was disappointed by that because I think the Bohemian Rhapsody thing was much cooler.

I also think Chasing Amy is his best film with Clerks in a close second.

I know TNA has a penchant for hiring people WWE releases, but I heavily doubt they're even going to consider touching that one.

I have to agree. NJ fanboy though he may be, Stuart writes some excellent event summaries.

He actually made a short cartoon featuring Larry and Steve that aired on Cartoon Network. I can't remember what the name of the program was anymore, though.

I think the highest profile wrestler he ever managed was Giant Gonzales. So the answer would be no.

Okay. So who would you book Styles against, given that every other uppercarder is busy? Williams yet again? Roode?

I voted Dutt, but to be fair I haven't seen much of Roode outside of TNA and most of his TNA work that I've seen has been tag team matches. Roode seems like he has a fuckton of potential but I haven't seen him do anything spectacular yet.

I honestly think the strength of Sgt. Pepper's lies entirely in the first couple tracks and the last couple of tracks. Because whilst I think A Day in the Life is the best Beatles song ever, She's Leaving Home is easily one of the worst. And I agree about Abbey Road; the only song I dislike on Abbey Road is Maxwell's because its novelty has worn off for me. Everything else is wonderful.

Weren't the Headhunters in the 1996 Royal Rumble as well? And I will forever remember Bossman for being in the segment where Booker T revealed his catchphrase to counteract the "What?" chants Austin had ushered in; "Who?" Bossman and Vince McMahon's reactions were gold.

I'm really excited for this and I will be buying it, but I'll be disappointed if Vivisector doesn't show up at all since he was my favorite X-Statix character.

Art Barr as a Beetlejuice rip-off in WCW in the early 90's.

I think both Reyes AND Romero were there, but Reyes is the one who was hilariously drunk.

I used to post on the same board as Sprules until he finally got banned because nobody could stand the guy. He's a moron but his English is deceptively coherent. This guy is totally the German (or whatever) equivolent of Sprules, though.

Like Triple H's "DOOSH!" punches? Or Albert's "GYASH!" strikes.

Made no sense to ME, keep in mind. At certain points my mind started to wander and pretty much all of Jeffery Wright's character's plotline is a blur to me now outside of the "corruption is why we win" scene.