Mecha Mummy

I went 7-1 regarding predictions, only getting the tag title match wrong. I'd really like to see the main event.

Kid Kash, Michael Shane, and Kazarian vs. Hector Garza, Sonjay Dutt and Sonny Siaki Prediction: This is all completely random, but Team Garza will win as Kid Kash is due to be punished for burying TNA in yet another interview. Raven vs. Diamond Dallas Page Prediction: DDP. Raven is jobbing to absolutely everything at this point. It's ECW in 2000 all over again. Serengeti Survival Match (Whatever the FUCK that means): Abyss vs. Monty Brown Prediction: Monty Brown. Duh. 6 Sides of Steel Match: America's Most Wanted vs. Triple X Prediction: AMW. Because AMW is still their flagship tag team and Triple X isn't even Triple X anymore since there are only two of them. TNA X-Division Championship: Petey Williams vs. Chris Sabin Prediction: Not sure. They already showed Sabin's counter to the Canadian Destroyer. If they hadn't, I'd say he would win in a heartbeat, but since they've given that away I'll say Petey wins. NWA Tag-Team Championship: 3 Live Kru vs. Team Canada Prediction: 3LK, if just to give the belts some stability. Randy Savage, AJ Styles, and Jeff Hardy vs. The Kings of Wrestling Prediction: Team Savage, though it could go either way.

Maison Ikkoku, if you like romantic-comedy stuff, is probably Takahashi's best work. Battle Royale is good, but the book's better. However, Shinji Mimura IS the fucking MAN in the manga for the most part. Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, One Peice, and Shaman King are all very enjoyable reads.

He's the only one with any name recognition pre-Tough Enough since he was on Real World and all. He's also, to my knowledge, the only one with any wrestling training pre-Tough Enough. Of course, none of that matters in arm wrestling competitions and contests of "Who can kiss Mae Young the best?"

I don't know if it doubled as calling the spot, but anytime Test was going for the Big Boot before getting injured he'd go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

I felt sorry for Tommy Dreamer when he finally won the ECW title and then promptly jobbed to Justin Credible after.

I almost want to get New Avengers, especially since it's pretty cheap, but I'll wait for the reviews.

It's really, really mediocre. The Catwoman episode was solid, but everything else has sucked.

Mmkay, I'll go five each... Raw gets: - Kurt Angle - Al Snow (Once Tough Enough is over.) - Shannon Moore - Doug Basham - Danny Basham (Then give them a gimmick or something so there won't just be one heel tag team on Raw.) Smackdown gets: - Shawn Michaels - Christian - The Hurricane - Stevie Richards - Val Venis Obviously Raw gets shafted, but Smackdown REALLY needs fresh talent right now.

The 1996 Royal Rumble. Terrible, goofy music starts up as Doug Gilbert runs out wearing what looks liks a faberge egg, except it's an outfit, flapping his arms and puffing his cheeks. My friend and I rewound that like four times because it was such a hysterical visual. And then, just to make it even better, Vader promptly murdered him in the ring and tossed him.

I liked Eddy/Rey more than the WrestleWar match but not as much as the Clash match. I never saw the Chi-Town match.

107.7 has gotten so much better over the past year it's insane. This lineup is pretty solid, except for the presence of The Killers who come off as a one-trick pony. I'd go except I'm leaving for Norway the day before.

I know that the top student of the first term is named Davey Andrews, but that's it.

So I guess this means every TE4 alum is getting signed. Uh, yay? I mean, the only two I really care about are Puder and the Miz. I don't really see the point of signing them all.

Even Maynard James Keenan's voice can't make that song listenable. Maynard made it worse. Because then it was the same song except now the vocals were droning.

That took like ten seconds to start sucking, only because it was paced so slowly.

Holy shit, it almost looks like Raven was in a segment where he didn't get beaten up or job. On one hand, at least the show isn't a massive pile of jobber squashes. On the other, though, Dusty just gave away Jarrett vs. Brown I. *Sigh.*

The Kaientai "EVIL." shirt. I can't believe I didn't get one of those when I had the chance.

I liked the Crab People reference, but the episode as a whole wasn't great. Entertaining enough, though.

I preferred "Anyone Can Play Guitar", actually, but that and "Creep" were the only two songs I liked. I'd say "Shangri-La dee Da" by Stone Temple Pilots fits for me, as I really liked "Days of the Week" but when I got the CD I learned that that was the only good song.

I know Dean "The Dream" Jablonski. He's an HWA regular, or was. Dunno if he still is. Used to team with Chet Jablonski.

I can't believe all these people walking all over the many established rules of this fine thread. Shameful.

I think this was the nicest thing you've said about Maya all season so far.

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I mean, for the love of god, it's SHANNON MOORE. There is no way I can possibly take him seriously, especially looking like that.

I dislike Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da (outside of the actual "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da life goes on" line), but it isn't worse than "Revolution No. 9" or "Blue Jay Way."