Mecha Mummy

Well, I liked Brak more than that annoying character who sounded exactly like Brak who shows up in the later episodes, and British-Voice Mom (as opposed to American-Voice Mom), but that was it.

I actually disagree. I thought SGC2C was their best work. ATHF had a great first season and certain episodes past that are very good (Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future and the one with all the previous villains in it for example), but as a whole it's pretty hit or miss at this point. Brak Show was good for a while and then they changed Brak's mother's voice and for some reason that coincided with the show losing its luster. Harvey Birdman I agree with you with. Kind of feels like they throw too many characters in and get bogged down in it. I like Sealab the most, but that isn't very consistent either. *Shrugs.*

I just watched it. That was pretty much Williams Street proudly proclaiming how they've completely stopped caring about putting any effort into anything they write because it doesn't really matter anymore, wasn't it?

MADROX #3 (Of 5) $2.99

Plastic Man is the 3rd best stretchy person around. 4th if Elastigirl counts. Morrison pissed me off by shoehorning him into the JLA, when Ralph Dibney was RIGHT THERE. Bah. Elongated Man just stretches and there's already a detective on the JLA. There was absolutely no point to having him there.

BEATUIFUL BOBBY EATON IS NOT A LOSER! I was reffering to people who were seriously out of shape (Jim Duggan, Ricky Morton, the Moondog,...MABEL AGAIN, etc. etc.) I didn't get to see Eaton vs. Kash, but I heard it wasn't too good of a match. Hey, I liked Morton vs. Kash up until Morton tried that hurricanrana...!

Not in the mood to copy and paste on the computer I'm temporarily using for this weekend, sooo... - Identity Crisis - Plastic Man (Buy Plastic Man. It rules.)

Wow. When I look at it like that it just floors me. That's pretty much a werstling company right there. Well, that isn't quite right. Spanky, Goldberg and Brock all quit. But it's still a pretty impressive list.

Release: Bob Holly, Maven, and Danny Basham Hire: Adam Pearce, Kanyon (with an actual push), and Raven (with an actual push).

To make a more literal answer to the thread's title; none of them. Now, the ones I think are of any use, meanwhile, are A-Train and Chuck Palumbo. Gail's only going to be worthwhile if they want to start a women's division. If not, she's a waste of money. Nidia would be a waste of money even if they had a women's division. Billy Gunn might get a pop once or twice, but he's too injury-prone and mediocre in singles matches. It's unknown if Test will even be wrestling again, but he too is injury-prone and bad, and worse yet also completely bereft of charisma. A-Train and Chuck Palumbo are both decent enough to be effective in TNA, but neither would really make an impact.

He's not. Touche, but you're wrong. Jack Nicholson, as great as he is, essentially plays the same character in every film he's in. It's hard to view him as anything but "Hey, it's Jack Nicholson." in his movies. Even in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", which is a GREAT performance, it just feels like Jack Nicholson put in that situation. It's the same problem that Bill Murray has too. That's why Nicholson will always be one of the best, but not THE best. Mifune, meanwhile, plays distinctly different characters in his films, and his role as Kikuchiyo in Seven Samurai smokes anything Nicholson's ever done.

Toshiro Mifune is also a better actor than Jack Nicholson. Watch Seven Samurai and tell me he's not, I dare you.

The Royal Rumble. And that's it. I went to Hooters for Wrestlemania.

It still happens sometimes. Last year there was that Native American stand-up comic character. But yeah, Update's lacking in that department now. Though, now that I think about it, a bunch of the old Update commentator characters' names ended in "Man." There's Annoying Man, Cajun Man, Opera Man, Grumpy Old Man... odd.

Jason Cross will probably get a bit of time because he at one point was a TNA regular for like a couple months, so they'll touch on that and maybe let him get a bit of offense including a Shooting Star Legdrop attempt, but not much more than that. Sydal, meanwhile, I doubt will get much time.

My god. Not even Stacie J. or Midget Stacy were this delusional.

The cold opening, the monologue, and Weekend Update all made mention of it. And which was Amy's one good joke? The daylight savings one?

I never thought he did all that much, but I liked the Richmeister.

That's going to be so weird to read after Identity Crisis...

ASTONISHING X-MEN #6 $2.99 I would love to get JL: Classified but I don't think I can afford to.

Outside of the return of those goddamn midgets that looks pretty fun. (Though wow, when was the last time Raven beat anyone who mattered?)

And so it is done. Kind of satisfying to see the BoSox get into the position the Yankees were in but not fuck up horribly. Congrats Red Sox~!

It was Takako Inoue. And hey, it's not like Joshi's particularly flourishing right now anyway...

I too am really frustrated with the continual jobbing of Nagai. Every time it looks like he's getting somewhere, they then job him, and the stuff with Kawada was especially irksome.

Haas of Pain, Cattle Mutilation, and the Stretch Plum.