Mecha Mummy

I enjoy her to some extent in the role. She's definitely way better than she was when she started the gimmick in April. *Still remembers that horrible Highlight Reel she was on.*

... *Facepalm.* What a great crop we've got here.

As either one of the overly horny Greek guys or the Sensitive Naked Man, most likely. Yeah, the Sensitive Naked Man.

Shortest. Episode. Ever. Shorter than "Best of Rob Schnider"? Yes. Rob Schneider had two characters who people who watched SNL during that period tend to remember. Horatio Sanz... uh... he was in Wake Up Wakefield... and... yeah.

I would like to see Morley with a gimmick that doesn't completely suck, myself.

My god. I just watched the video. That is hysterical.

She was lip-syncing? YESSSSSSSSSSS. SNL starts in a bit under an hour, I can't wait.

the best part though was that Bull was thugged out also and was called B2, while he supplied some dance moves as Cena rapped. Plus he said "BOOYAH." Then they released him. Y'know, because after keeping Bull around for like half a decade and FINALLY finding a role he was somewhat entertaining in, WWE logic stated that he must go.

Damn, I got lazy and missed Midget Stacy getting the boot?

JLA #107 $2.25 GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH #1 (OF 6) $2.95

Believe it, baby. ... Erm, wait... *Runs for it and prays to not be banned.*

The results of this seem to insinuate that Josh Matthews was the most talented of the Tough Enough alumni... and so of course he's announcing instead of wrestling. *Facepalm.*

And Kane is now a joke. I mean, yay new people being pushed, but what the HELL...?

Hunh. Well, I live in Seattle so this is cool, I guess. We won something, yay.

If you mean of North American descent, Debbie Malenko.

The problem is that there are, to my knowledge, two Smackdown women, and neither of them can wrestle a lick. Say what you will about Nidia, but at least she's capable of hitting a move or two, unlike Torrie Wilson or Dawn Marie. And regarding * ratings of women's matches in WWE, there was one that I can clearly remember that I thought approached ***; the Molly/Jazz match from last year when Molly was a face for no apparent reason.

Raj didn't seem to particularly like Pamela judging from confessionals from him, primarily from the ice cream episode where he mocked her terrible ability at selling the ice cream, so I think he was telling the truth.

Argh! Too... many... titles...! In order of importance when it comes to me buying them: Plastic Man, Madrox, Identity Crisis, Teen Titans.

"Rockin the Suburbs" is my favorite song he's made. Any song where the vocalist sings about how he shouldn't be discriminated against because he's white due to the fact that racism wasn't his idea is wonderful.

Kenzo Suzuki: YOUR poor man's Florida Express since July 2004.

Regarding the spoiler death, I'm pretty certain it's... Stephanie Brown AKA the Spoiler dying in the Batman War Games arc.

I can't remember what exactly it was, but Chris Benoit breaking up a pinfall after either a Sweet Chin Music or a Pedigree (I think it was the Pedigree) after being put through a table a couple minutes earlier at WMXX. The Hooters I was at watching the show frickin' exploded when he broke up the pin.

Yup, even when they apparently cut out the best line of the entire sketch it's still been the best thing on either SNL or MADtv so far.

I thought it was far superior to the season premiere. Not very good at ALL, but it doesn't take much to top the terrible season premiere. Oh, and as for "Worst SNL Ever"... uhm, have you seen the Halle Berry one from last year? THAT was the worst SNL ever.

I watched the first segment, and I'm actually not quite hating the approach to Smackdown right now. The idea of making it a total old-school thing with cartoony gimmicks and whatnot seems like a bad ideas and in many ways it is, but it has this perverse "My god, this show is totally nuts and it embraces that." factor to it. I mean, the WWE Champ is an evil conservative stockbroker, the US Champ is an obnoxious Puerto Rican (that's what he is, right?) with an afro who spits chewed up apples on people, and the tag champs are a stereotypical Frenchman and a Japanese guy who fawns over the United States. That is just pure full-on insanity and it's hilarious. Raw, meanwhile, is beginning to grow old, because it feels like the same product each and every week. So, yeah, either Smackdown is becoming a much more interesting show to watch or the fact that it's 3:35 AM as I write this is working against me.