Mecha Mummy

Chavo Guerrero vs. Ultimo Dragon, Velocity. And how exactly is one supposed to have great title matches when given three minutes to wrestle most of the time? That's the point. He isn't grading them based on things that are all their fault, but how they were used. Chavo wasn't used well and could barely do anything with what he's been given, hence the low grade. Ah, okay then.

They should do SOMETHING with Fairplay. Having him do publicity for TNA is a good thing, but even if he certainly doesn't set the world on fire in TNA, I wouldn't mind him in a smaller role where he doesn't take up a lot of time on the show.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Ultimo Dragon, Velocity. And how exactly is one supposed to have great title matches when given three minutes to wrestle most of the time?

I have bought one WWE shirt in my life; the Matt Hardy Era of Mattitude shirt since my name is Mat. I considered getting the Cheat 2 Win shirt, though, and if I could ever get a chance to buy the "EVIL" shirt I would do so immediately. Anyways, the Cena shirt is good. And I might get that Jersey since I was at XIX. But I'd probably look like a dork in a jersey, so...

The Sonics trading Scotty Pippen way back when, I think. I can't remember who it was for, though, so maybe I'm wrong.

And we HAVEN'T seen how powerful Hamilton is?

*Slaps forehead.* I LIKE Jasmine, but she shouldn't be here. I have never come close to giving a shit about Diana outside of Latin week and my disdain for Fantasia has been documented here before. Let this be Idol's swan song.

Dude, Motherfuckin' GARY OLDMAN!! I absolutely loathed that movie. Oldman was okay in it, I guuess.

The plot was Razzie worthy. And since the Razzie's run by idiots who don't get that just because someone was famous and in a bad movie, that doesn't automatically mean that their performance itself was bad, so I'm betting Jackman shows up. Catwoman's making a sweep, though. I'm calling that right now.

I... uhm... it really WASN'T that good. I mean, it was a decent episode, but eccch, Ferecito gets ****1/2 when it's the same sketch they always do except with "Ferecito Walking" which was admittedly funny?

Yeah, actually, Anderson would be really good, especially since they already have him under contract...

So basically, Rob's bad because he's a meaniehead. I loathed Rob. I thought he was probably the least entertaining villain I've ever seen on the show. But I'll admit that only he and Shii Ann did ANYTHING that would make them a good player other than doing okay in challenges and doing work around the camp.

So, basically, you're dissing Angel S5... and then putting over the worst season of Buffy, IMO (Season 1 was short but at least you could point out that it was just setting up the story). Blecch.

Named myself after Ranma 1/2 character I like. I should probably develop a truly orginal nickname, but eh.

Uhm... weird finish. Since when was that rule in effect when it comes to submissions?

Okay, someone tell Nidia that your lingerie doesn't double as ring attire.

You know how Bischoff is evil and biased towards Evolution? Yeah.

Wow. I am shocked. See my arm? Goosebumps.

I think Fairplay could've won over the jury if he were put up against Lil, but it would be a tough sell.

That would be hysterical. "Good golly Miss Molly tonight Chris Benoit will be gettin' funky like a monkey and CLUBBERIN', TONY, CLUBBERIN' Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match, if you weeeeeel!" To answer the question, I'm not sure. Maybe Ventura because he and WWE seem to be on good terms, but at the same time I dunno if he'd want to do it.

Blech. He deserves it, I guess. Still. Blech.

Jesus CHRIST, who cares? Oh, here come more revolutionary "OMG SCOTT KEITH IS FAT!" jokes! I mean, I don't care for him at all, but at some point doesn't reiterating the same thing in these threads seemingly every couple weeks or month get, oh, old?

I can't believe how many times, reading this recap, that I had to stare at the screen and disbelief and exclaim "Whaaaat...?" Weirdness all around. Dan, are you monster? Mark, are you monster? Do the hustle.

Oh, yeah, "Take Me Under" is a GREAT theme and I totally forgot to have that in my Honorable Mentions section. I'll begrudgingly admit that I also mark for the Flying Elvis' theme.

1. Magnum Tokyo ~ Tokyo GO! and its various remixes. 2. The Mountie/The Quebecers ~ I'm/We're Not The Mountie/Mounties 3. Jushin Liger ~ Ikari No Jushin Liger 4. Christian ~ At Last, both the first and second versions. The fact that they got rid of it and now he has generic sucky rock is sad. 5. Milano Collection AT ~ Milano Fevor Honorable Mentions: Raven's WCW theme, CIMA's "I Like Cola", Spanky's holy trinity of themes (Genie in a Bottle, Quality Control, and his WWE theme. Fuck "My Heart Will Go On."), and Shinsuke Nakamura's "Moving City".